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Post by Comrade_Chin on May 6, 2007 9:19:23 GMT -5
I like chicken.I especially like KFC and CHicken RIce
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Post by nabusan on May 6, 2007 9:42:02 GMT -5
Post up your replies, ABL!
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Post by Ashley Benlove on May 6, 2007 11:23:52 GMT -5
Eh, might as well. Here's my random reply as I wrote it a month ago, good luck reading it: And you guys have my reply to the roast of Ashley Benlove: First off, let us remember when I came to the board. Well, registered to the board. In a blog entry written here, I wrote, “David got me to check out this board that I decided to join. Ron board. It's funny.” I was referring to my best friend/mentor Fa Zhou who is a member of the board and a long time KP fan as well, who joined days before I did. I was hilariously vague as to where this board was. How funny is that? I didn’t post that much at all through 2004 and 2005 because I was busy being in denial about what was then the finale of the KP show and fighting in a battle to save that beautiful sexy redhead. I came back again being persuaded by Fa Zhou. Actually, I was like, he sent me a link via IM to a post on the board and I was like, “what was my screen name there?” and he was like, “Why?” “Maybe I wanna post there again.” It was one of those split second decisions like my epic decision on August 2003 at 10 pm to “Maybe I should stay up and see what’s on next” that changed my life. I came back to the board on January 11, 2006. And we all know what happened after that, bwhahaha. It took 4 days for me to write about it on my blog. Which is a record that was broken by Will and Grace. I saw it, and one day later, I said on my blog I liked it. It took 3 weeks for me to say I loved KP. I was weird when I was younger. You can see the entry where I reveal my love of RS.net here, “So, lately, I've taken to going to the RonStoppable.net message board. I really need to go back to message boards because that was how I chilled out in the early days of my being on the Net. But, it's really nice being with people who like the same stuff I do (Kim Possible, yo!).” That same entry, I talk about Kigo, Christy Romano, my family, Eminem, and a fic I wrote a few days later where I go through the tv to the world of KP! Okay, yeah, so that trip down memory lane done… Onto the replies to the roast! Yay! So, lionheart: I’m not the Supreme One? But, I heart Shego! Can’t I be the Supreme One’s lover/slave/consenting partner/wife? Oh well, Shego is still hawt. I am so honored (or honoured for my British lovers out there) that you all are roasting me for my milestone of 100,000 posts. Yay. I love the theories that you have for how I reached the 100,000 posts. I think it’s because Ashley Benlove lost her mind in between February 2000 and March 2006 and is just crazy. But, what do I know, I am Ashley Benlove. Avy: How I will always love you. I mean, I always get a giggle reading your post, “The Man, the Myth, the Legend: Ashley Benlove,” I actually do think Marilyn Monroe is kinda hot. I dunno why. How could you not love this? But, it must be my tremendous libido. Freud would love me and have a field day with me. And I’d love to be with him… I guess. Though, his theories were screwy to a fault. Seduce every person on Earth? I wish! Well, Blanche Devereaux tried, but she failed… she forget the female gender. Hah! ;D Ashley Benlust? Mmm, sexy. It’s a shame I’ve had Ashley Benlove as a name since… Order of the Phoenix came out way back in 2003, even before I discovered that sexy redhead and her sexy best friend. GET ME IN A ROOM ALONE WITH THEM, PLEASE! Oh, wow, my libido. I’m embarrassed to say I had to look up Chris Hansen on Wikipedia and I was like, “DUDE, HE’S HOT.” Or at least, handsome, which works too. And, yes, I will always consider my lovely Avenger a total hottie. Come on, let me alone in a room with you. LOL. Over-exaggeration can be fun! Also, I did create the Macarena! See? But, still… you owe me alone time when you hit 5,000. Nabu: I think I was most touched by yours my wonderful little poodle. And I’ve only cried while seeing five episodes! Big Bother crying was mostly due to the debacle with the Harry Potter boy and the overfluffness of the episode. And yes… it is true… I have ‘self-gratified’ myself… whilst watching, after watching… KP episodes. *pseudo sob* I am Ashley Benlove and I have a problem. *pseudo sob* But, it’s not really a problem and I think it was deserving because have y’all not watched season 4? I mean, DUDE, IT WAS euphoria that first night. Euphoria: extreme happiness: a feeling of great joy, excitement, or well-being. Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2005 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. ;D And that wonderful little roast by my little pet, Nabusan is why he’s my best friend here on the board and one of the coolest best friends I’ve ever had. If only he wasn’t gay, then I could conquer him too! ;D I love my Nabby, yup yup! Nabu is the perfect man, but he’s gay so I can’t have him. Grandpa RD: Yay for fun little roasts by my surrogate grandfather! Hehe. It was such fun seeing you be silly. LOL. “You be”? What am I? I loved the “thank you for being a friend” reference. YOU REMEMBERED! My favorite theme song, after Kim Possible’s “Call Me Beep Me” is the absolutely amazing The Golden Girls theme song! Yay! Kimron Posstoppable: Ah, yes, my Nubian Lover, my Grace, my older sister. Posting at nearly 4 am? Dang woman, you’re so insomniatic! You’re right! RS.net is like an addiction! I’m no Internet Addict! I’m an RS.net addict! Yay for being a 19 year old Texan woman who is crazy and loves KP, right? You’re one of my coolest friends, and got me into Janet Jackson. Love her so much. And, yes, I am a strong willed horny Kim Possible fan! That sounds cooler! I mean, the show is really hawt in it’s crazy way.
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Post by nabusan on May 6, 2007 13:24:50 GMT -5
That was a great read! *wipes tear* And you can conquer me any time!
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Post by Scoutcraft Piratess on May 6, 2007 14:39:38 GMT -5
I have a thing I've been dying to post...
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Post by jmt5887 on May 6, 2007 14:46:21 GMT -5
Here's what I've been waiting for premission to say.
Ashleybenlove or ABL as we like to call is a very special young lady. To make 100,000 posts at a message board is an amazing feat in it’s self. ABL is kind, easy to get along with, fun, not afraid to speak her mind. She passionate about anything she does. These are just a few qualities that made me have a crush on her before. I don’t Think KP Has a bigger fan then that of ABL. She practically Eats, sleeps, and thinks about nothing but KP. What could a person this obsessed want to do with their life? She’s a Psychology Major. This impresses me very much. She says she wants to be a therapist or some sex counselor. Like everything else she’ll be good at it and passionate about it. My friendship with ABL is something I cherish and always will. You have a place in my heart. A small one but there is a place there for ya. Love ya pal!
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Post by tlionheart78 on May 6, 2007 16:49:18 GMT -5
Yeah, the thread seemed to have died - which is a shame. 'Cause I bet dozens of people would have congratulated ABL if it wasn't for that no posting rule. I say we have a free for all! *panics* NO! THE THREAD IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! *panics* I'm very sorry guys. Things have been really busy for me in real life that I haven't had the chance to put up Scoutcraft Piratess's intro up yet! I swear to you that I will have this thread up and running soon once things settle down for me. Avenger and I have been wanting to keep things in order here without the threat of possible flames going on here and thus had to implement certain rules in this. Besides, we wanted to make this an actual Roast as much as possible by introducing the next person before they post. If Avenger gets on tonight, I'm going to talk to him about this and see what we can do. Just be patient with us, please? I've got a lot of responsibilities in real life, and I'm not on here as often as everyone thinks I am. I have a thing I've been dying to post... S.P., If you want to go on and post, be my guest. I'm very, VERY sorry to have made you wait so long.
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Post by Avenger on May 6, 2007 22:05:44 GMT -5
Ditto on what the Lion said. I knew he was busy, and if I had known he needed the extra time, I would have introduced Piratess, or someone else, myself. So, again, apologies for the long wait. The thread was certainly not supposed to die. I'm going to see if I can speak with Mr. Lionheart shortly here and see what we want to do. Ashley has already posted her reply, and it seems kind of silly at this point to stand on ceremony. I very much would like SP to post her roast, though. Then perhaps you can all go back to the free-for-all that you enjoy so much. Bare with us just a bit longer...
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Post by Avenger on May 10, 2007 23:55:45 GMT -5
Alright... we have one more Roaster to introduce and allow to speak their peace of mind, after which we shall open the thread to full discussion from everyone.
I would like to do our final Roaster right, and I think it would be unfair of me to do it all myself, when this Roast was Lion's idea to begin with. So, we will be doing this last introduction as a collobarative effort. We will be talking by Sunday, bringing our respective ideas to the table, and present our final Roaster at that time.
Thank you all once again for your patience and steel-willed restraint.
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Post by tlionheart78 on Jun 4, 2007 19:25:01 GMT -5
Okay. I know that there's been little activity going on here. This is mostly my fault for enforcing such tight restrictions on this thread. For that, I am wholeheartedly sorry that Avenger and I never gave anyone the time of day on this thread. To explain my long delay on intros and such, all I have to blame is real life. See the following link: ronstoppable.proboards89.com/index.cgi?board=members&action=display&thread=1178847086&page=1#1178847086My time on the road recently has hit my creativity on this thread to new lows, meaning I can only come up with half-attempted introductions and such. Not only that, my creativity is now focused on my original writing and art that I was starting to lose focus. Thus with all of this in mind, I'm now removing the idea of Avenger and I introducing every member that happens to show up here. You all may freely add whatever comments you have on our favorite little posting queen at RS.net. Keep in mind that while we are all having fun poking fun at her and all, please show some RESPECT! For those that are unfamiliar with a Roast, here's wikipedia's definition on the subject: A roast, in North American English, is an event in which an individual is subject to publicly bearing insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes. It is seen as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a roast. The host of the event is called the roastmaster. It is also known as a burn, as one is insulted (usually a skew on what said person spoke), various peers will call "Burn!". In short, it is both the opposite and the same as a "toast."
The Friars Club has held celebrity roasts in private since the 1920s. Only recently has the public been invited to see them. Dean Martin hosted a series of roasts on television during the 1960s and 1970s as part of The Dean Martin Show. The humor at these broadcast tributes was far tamer than the sometimes extremely vulgar and explicit language of the private, non-televised ones. NOTE: This is RS.net after all, and we're not taking the vulgar and explicit comments! Currently on television in the U.S., Comedy Central occasionally broadcasts roasts of comedians, some of which were inspired by the Friars Club. To date, Comedy Central has aired roasts of Drew Carey, Jerry Stiller, Rob Reiner, Hugh Hefner, Chevy Chase, Denis Leary, Jeff Foxworthy, Pamela Anderson, and William Shatner. (see also: List of roast TV shows).
Many other organizations hold roasts now, mostly in private. But the overall tone of any true roast is supposed to be admiration and congratulations.
Anyone who is honored in such a way is said to have been "roasted".You all can go as far wish with the joking, but show her some love, K? If Avenger and I see any insulting, bashing, flaming, or anything that we see that could be offensive to the board rules and Ashley, we will notify the mods IMMEDIATELY.A few other things: We've got a couple of other folks that are wanting to be introduced here. One we've been putting on hold for awhile, but we're going to hold on that until she gets back. The other guest Avenger and I are going to handle an introduction too. A guy of this magnitude deserves a big reception. Who is it? You'll have to find out. I'm throwing this out there for those who are interested, but if you wish to be properly introduced, send a PM to Avenger's or my way. We'll see what we can come up with. I guess that should be it. In closing, I've noticed a lot of newbs show up here on the boards. To clear things up for these kiddies, Ashley Benlove is the heavyhitter. The alpha and omega. She's OVER ONE HUNDRED THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!! In the Matrix, she was THE ONE...until she logged on RS.net and was glued there, thus making Morpheus seek (unfortunately) Keanu Reeves. Thanks a lot, ASH! ;D Her birth was an amazing achievement reported in Weekly World News as her mother also gave birth to a computer, complete with a monitor and modem. Apparently she was posting in the womb and the LAN line was the umbilical cord. Face it, folks, you'll never forget her. It's hard not to as she'll post in anything that's on the board. But she'll love ya no matter what when she replies to your post. Thus, why I think she was once considered as Most Confusing Member on the board (agreeing with one person, agreeing with another on the opposite side, etc.) But let's face it, without her on the forums, this place would be lifeless and boring. So, Ash (I hope I can call you ABL), I hope you never give up posting on here. 'Sides, we need to start a betting pool when on when you reach 200,000! ;D
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 5, 2007 15:39:58 GMT -5
So your Roasting Ashly Benlove? EW!
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Post by Avenger on Jun 6, 2007 1:37:23 GMT -5
I think she's more... lightly broiled...
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Post by nabusan on Jun 6, 2007 5:59:36 GMT -5
*wonders if she tastes like Chicken*
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jun 6, 2007 8:03:42 GMT -5
I hope not. I hate chicken. Which is funny because that's like the national food of Texas. Now I know how Sarah Connor felt in that crazy house in the beginning of T2. LOL. I wish I could be Sarah Connor. I was her age in Terminator.
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Post by nabusan on Jun 6, 2007 8:32:19 GMT -5
I want Reese, god - that man was a fine piece of....*cough*
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jun 7, 2007 8:33:23 GMT -5
Too bad he died. He was great as Hicks in Aliens.
Of course, he died at the beginning of Alien 3.
Everyone died in the Alien films.
That's one thing about RS.net. I became a fan of the Alien films because of the board... well, because of Kimron. But that's... the same thing. Now I have 2 on DVD.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 12, 2007 19:02:05 GMT -5
If you guys try to roast her, or lightly broil for that matter, you can expect a Lightsaber attitude ajustment...
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jun 18, 2007 13:10:58 GMT -5
Are you trying to protect me because I'm a girl and we're like supposedly defenseless.
Please, I'm a Kim fan.
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Post by ShadigoIzayoi on Jun 18, 2007 14:08:44 GMT -5
Are you trying to protect me because I'm a girl and we're like supposedly defenseless. Please, I'm a Kim fan. yea... Ashley can kick butt fast and put on a show... right? /me licks Ashley
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jun 18, 2007 14:13:10 GMT -5
Oh, Shaddy... I love you.
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