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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 20:02:02 GMT -5
Query: Drakken? Extraordinary skills?!
Gesture: HA!
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Post by PoisonousAngel on Aug 24, 2007 20:03:04 GMT -5
Is it possible for humans and Lorwardians to mate? I just want to tell you that I love your new avatar!
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Post by Rocket on Aug 24, 2007 20:03:17 GMT -5
Is it possible for humans and Lorwardians to mate? Is it possible for humans and monkeys to mate?
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Post by Luke Danger on Aug 24, 2007 20:05:08 GMT -5
*notices Warmonga's hight* Oh bull... and I thought Norn were huge....
Er, you don't happen to have the cordanates to Lawardia (I think that's the name of your home planet... correct me if I'm wrong...) by chance? Need them for whipping up a map, and I heard it is very stratigicly placed...
Also, what is your view of Kim as a warrior?
How do the Lawardians train their warriors? Is it many different things like a Battle Circle, a blaster (or whatever you call your guns...) range, a dojo etc.?
What is the climate of the Lawardian home planet?
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Post by DP on Aug 24, 2007 20:06:22 GMT -5
Is it possible for humans and Lorwardians to mate? I just want to tell you that I love your new avatar! Thank you so much! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Is it possible for humans and Lorwardians to mate? Is it possible for humans and monkeys to mate? Who knows how advanced the Lorwardians are? Maybe they figured out a way for different species to mate.
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 20:07:24 GMT -5
Aaaaaahhhhhhh! Warmonga! It is such an honor to finally meet you. *fangirl squeal!* First off let me just say: You are my hero. Oh wow, I can't believe I'm even in your presence. ;D If you need any assistance at all, you can count on me. I'm at your service. Warmonga is honored to have such support. Warmonga is only tall in human comparison. Warmonga is simply average height on Lorwardia. It is no great loss, as it bore no life. Warmonga has heard of him, and alas, he is not the Great Blue. Neither is the ancient funnyman who resides in a lamp. Hey, Warmonga! What's the color name of your lipstick? It's very pretty. It is of Lorwardian manufacture, it is smorglack blood red. Is your trade-mark phrase "Oh frackle!" a common phrase on Lorwardia? Frackle is a common expletive on Lorwardia and many other planets, and is derived from an infamous (now dead) planet eating entity. Is it possible for humans and Lorwardians to mate? That is theoretically possible, as we are both carbon-based humanoids, from similar climates. However, it would require experimentation.
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Post by Rocket on Aug 24, 2007 20:07:27 GMT -5
I just want to tell you that I love your new avatar! Thank you so much! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Is it possible for humans and monkeys to mate? Who knows how advanced the Lorwardians are? Maybe they figured out a way for different species to mate. Oh, you mean a scientific way? That could be indeed possible...
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 20:08:34 GMT -5
Query: Drakken? Extraordinary skills?! Gesture: HA! As Warmonga has said, we had no concept of music before Earth. That was considered extraordinary.
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Post by PoisonousAngel on Aug 24, 2007 20:08:35 GMT -5
Do you have any extra tubes of smorglack blood red? And if you do, can I have one? I love it!
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 20:10:27 GMT -5
Do you have any extra tubes of smorglack blood red? And if you do, can I have one? I love it! Yes, Warmonga has a few extra tubes. You may have one. *tosses one to PoisonousAngel*
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Post by Rocket on Aug 24, 2007 20:10:35 GMT -5
Oh, blood.. what's the color of Lorwardian blood? Are there some sort of fruits or vegetables on Lorwardia?
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Post by Luke Danger on Aug 24, 2007 20:11:33 GMT -5
Er, Warmonga, you missed my questions. I'll repost them for you... *notices Warmonga's hight* Oh bull... and I thought Norn were huge.... Er, you don't happen to have the cordanates to Lawardia (I think that's the name of your home planet... correct me if I'm wrong...) by chance? Need them for whipping up a map, and I heard it is very stratigicly placed... Also, what is your view of Kim as a warrior? How do the Lawardians train their warriors? Is it many different things like a Battle Circle, a blaster (or whatever you call your guns...) range, a dojo etc.? What is the climate of the Lawardian home planet?
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 20:18:30 GMT -5
Oh, blood.. what's the color of Lorwardian blood? Are there some sort of fruits or vegetables on Lorwardia? Lorwardian blood is a dark green, similar to how your human blood is red. Our base element in our green blood cells is copper, resulting in our skin-tone range from yellow to olive green. EDIT: As for fruit and vegetation, we enjoy the smarfle, a smooth apple-sized fruit that tastes sweet, and has strengthening effects on our muscles. Also a high priority plant, we feed our leaders the blue flarnapa, a blue fruit with a tough outer shell concealing a softer, sweet grape-like interior. Er, Warmonga, you missed my questions. I'll repost them for you... *notices Warmonga's hight* Oh bull... and I thought Norn were huge.... Er, you don't happen to have the cordanates to Lawardia (I think that's the name of your home planet... correct me if I'm wrong...) by chance? Need them for whipping up a map, and I heard it is very stratigicly placed... It is "Lorwardia", but nice effort. Also, Warmonga is many things. Stupid is not one of them. She was a valiant fighter, with the spirit to rival a Lorwardian warrior. We use virtual reality for training on projectile weapons, but for blades and related weaponry, we have things similar to earth dojos. Quite similar to Earth's, it varies. I am unable to give you a comparison, as it would require a method to convert pliglars to degrees.
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 20:19:14 GMT -5
Query: Warmonga? What happened to your parents?
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Post by PoisonousAngel on Aug 24, 2007 20:20:47 GMT -5
*puts on lipstick*
YAY!!! Thank you.
Did you like kissing Drakken?
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Post by DP on Aug 24, 2007 20:21:38 GMT -5
Warmonga has heard of him, and alas, he is not the Great Blue. Neither is the ancient funnyman who resides in a lamp. LOL!!!! OMG I love that guy!!!! What are some popular foods on Lorwardia?
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Post by Rocket on Aug 24, 2007 20:21:55 GMT -5
How old are you? (in human years)
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Post by Luke Danger on Aug 24, 2007 20:24:41 GMT -5
Er, Warmonga, you missed my questions. I'll repost them for you... It is "Lorwardia", but nice effort. Also, Warmonga is many things. Stupid is not one of them. She was a valiant fighter, with the spirit to rival a Lorwardian warrior. We use virtual reality for training on projectile weapons, but for blades and related weaponry, we have things similar to earth dojos. Quite similar to Earth's, it varies. I am unable to give you a comparison, as it would require a method to convert pliglars to degrees. (numbers in acordance to my questions and their answers) 1:Never said you were stupid, what did you think I was trying to do? 2: Ah, spoken like a Warrior, I got a feeling you and Kim might meet on the feild of battle again... though, if you happen to defeat her, have the decency to end her honoribly. 3: Intresting, what about sparring against your own in duels, for example, to keep you honed durring peacetimes, because even a powerful nation of warriors must deal with peace at some time. 4: Well, thanks for the try. I think that should be kept in mind, and don't worry about conversions, I doubt it'd be acurate. new question: Just another question, what model of Star Fighter do the Lawardians fly? What model do they use for Capital Ships, etc. New Question 2: Let's say you and Kim got to settle it in battle in a arena, two walk in, one walks out. Think you'd win in a one on one battle using every peice of personal equipment?
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 20:26:38 GMT -5
Query: Warmonga? What happened to your parents? They were killed in the great Quan'prat invasion of 55689 (Galactic standard date, humans are a fairly recent development.). LOL!!!! OMG I love that guy!!!! What are some popular foods on Lorwardia? We are fond of the meats of the smorglack, and the heart of the blue-blooded smoofreth is a delicacy. How old are you? (in human years) It is impolite to ask a woman her age, even on Lorwardia.
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Post by Rocket on Aug 24, 2007 20:28:34 GMT -5
Do you have a husband?
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