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Post by Dr. Drakken on Dec 13, 2006 8:35:03 GMT -5
Isn't her interference always unwelcome?
Also, I saw that you asked my cousin Edward of his assistance with your latest getaway vehicle. May I interest you in a few... other modifications as well? How about heat signature seeking lasers? Or maybe a gravatomic ray?
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Dec 13, 2006 9:04:55 GMT -5
Why are you so danged good mannered and genteel? I like it.
Ever read Gone With the Wind? How about seen the movie?
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Post by Synthodrone on Dec 13, 2006 9:12:43 GMT -5
Greetins and well met, Sr. Senor Senior! Great to have you here, you and Doctor D are my favourite villains! I've been wondering where one can get such a 'Book of Evil'? I'd love to read that! ;D Oh, and I'm learning spanish currently. Any tips from a native speaker?
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Dec 13, 2006 9:14:06 GMT -5
I speak some Spanish too. Well, I took it for 2 years in high school...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 13, 2006 10:56:38 GMT -5
Your politeness is creepy. I can totally picture you kissing Kim's hand before you drop her in the shark pool, then giving her flowers and a gold statue of her when she gets out.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Dec 13, 2006 11:42:13 GMT -5
Your politeness is creepy. I can totally picture you kissing Kim's hand before you drop her in the shark pool, then giving her flowers and a gold statue of her when she gets out. That's what kinda reminds me of Lord Voldemort. "Bow, Harry. Be polite."
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Post by ruthiestoppable on Dec 13, 2006 18:14:20 GMT -5
What do you think of DNAmy?
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Senor Senior, Sr.
Yellow Trout
Villainy is about three things: Challenge, Tradition, and Manners
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Post by Senor Senior, Sr. on Dec 13, 2006 23:20:31 GMT -5
May I interest you in a few... other modifications as well? How about heat signature seeking lasers? Or maybe a gravatomic ray? What do you have in the way of sonic disruptors, or psionic neutralizers? -SSS
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Senor Senior, Sr.
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Post by Senor Senior, Sr. on Dec 13, 2006 23:23:46 GMT -5
Why are you so danged good mannered and genteel? I like it. Ever read Gone With the Wind? How about seen the movie? I was brought up to believe it the hallmark of a gentleman to be well mannered and polite. As I see it, even if one is a villain, that is no reason not to treat your foe with the respect they deserve for daring to combat your evil schemes. As to Gone With the Wind, while I have yet to be able to make time to read the original novel, the film is one of my personal favorites. Thank you for your kind inquiries. -SSS
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Senor Senior, Sr.
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Villainy is about three things: Challenge, Tradition, and Manners
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Post by Senor Senior, Sr. on Dec 13, 2006 23:29:16 GMT -5
Greetins and well met, Sr. Senor Senior! Great to have you here, you and Doctor D are my favourite villains! I've been wondering where one can get such a 'Book of Evil'? I'd love to read that! ;D Oh, and I'm learning spanish currently. Any tips from a native speaker? Thank you so much for the welcome and the kind words! As for the Book of Evil, I'm afraid that I seem to have acquired one of the last existing copies. However, I do recommend "How To Be A Villain" and "The Villains' Guide to Better Living" by Neil Zawacki. These books provide a much more accessible "how to" guide for the aspiring villain, unlike the Book of Evil which tends to be rather...ponderous in tone. As for learning Spanish, by all means immerse yourself in the language, savor the words as they trip off your tongue, and always remember to rrrrrroll your 'R's. Why is it whenever I mention the Rs, I have the urge to talk about rich Corinthian leather? -SSS
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Senor Senior, Sr.
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Villainy is about three things: Challenge, Tradition, and Manners
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Post by Senor Senior, Sr. on Dec 13, 2006 23:34:25 GMT -5
Your politeness is creepy. I can totally picture you kissing Kim's hand before you drop her in the shark pool, then giving her flowers and a gold statue of her when she gets out. That's what kinda reminds me of Lord Voldemort. "Bow, Harry. Be polite." Heh heh. While I haven't gone as far as to kissing Kim Possible's hand, (after all, I am old enough to be her grandfather and such a gesture may be grossly misinterpreted.) the flowers and a small gold statue is a rather good idea. I've often felt that when she defeats one of my more devilishly clever schemes, she deserves more than just the satifaction of foiling me. As for the comparison to Lord Voldemort, I believe his insistence on politeness was meant as more a mocking of the young man rather than any actual endeavor towards good manners. Thank you for your comments. -SSS
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Senor Senior, Sr.
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Villainy is about three things: Challenge, Tradition, and Manners
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Post by Senor Senior, Sr. on Dec 13, 2006 23:38:45 GMT -5
What do you think of DNAmy? I have yet to meet the good doctor. She seems like a rather likeable lady, her penchant for creating biogenetic abominations in the eyes of God and Man notwithstanding. And in answer to the question under your avatar, yes, my dear, your picture is quite fetching. Thank you for your inquiry. -SSS
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Post by Shego on Dec 13, 2006 23:43:32 GMT -5
Oh it's Senior. One of my best paying bosses to date. Has your son really lost his lust for power and evil already?
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Post by Senor Senior, Sr. on Dec 13, 2006 23:51:40 GMT -5
Oh it's Senior. One of my best paying bosses to date. Has your son really lost his lust for power and evil already? To be honest with you, Miss Shego, I'm not entirely sure. He seems mostly to have reverted back to his self-centered ways, however, his recent efforts to become an action movie star did harken back to the brief time he was under your tutelage. In any event, you clearly had an effect on him and it has made him realize that villainy is very much a viable way to get what you want out of life. I've taken the liberty of depositing a, shall we say, Christmas bonus in your Swiss account. Spend it wisely...or even frivolously, if you so desire. You have earned it several times over. -SSS
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Post by Shego on Dec 14, 2006 0:08:00 GMT -5
I'd imagine something like that would happen... I'm sure he'll find stealing fun once again. Maybe send him out to steal a thing or two on his own, and he'll get it again. And, as for the bonus, you are far too kind.
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Post by Avenger on Dec 14, 2006 0:18:40 GMT -5
As for the Book of Evil, I'm afraid that I seem to have acquired one of the last existing copies. However, I do recommend "How To Be A Villain" and "The Villains' Guide to Better Living" by Neil Zawacki. These books provide a much more accessible "how to" guide for the aspiring villain, unlike the Book of Evil which tends to be rather...ponderous in tone. What about "Villainy for Dummies"? I know that's what I got Drakken for Christmas this year... And... I'm going to be honest... I've actually aspired to be more like you in my villainous ways, Senor Senior. I've always believed that you can be evil and a gentleman at the same time. Although, I won't be arrogant enough to say that I've reached your level of calmness and manners. Must return to my Zen training...
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Dec 14, 2006 1:04:09 GMT -5
May I interest you in a few... other modifications as well? How about heat signature seeking lasers? Or maybe a gravatomic ray? What do you have in the way of sonic disruptors, or psionic neutralizers? -SSS Hmmm, I'll see what I can do. You can expect a visit from me and Shego sometime after Christmas. I think I have a few toys you'd find most interesing.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 14, 2006 14:51:23 GMT -5
You know, you said that the "evil snicker" will "do for now", but you never actually improved on it like you implied you would.
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Senor Senior, Sr.
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Villainy is about three things: Challenge, Tradition, and Manners
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Post by Senor Senior, Sr. on Dec 14, 2006 20:17:27 GMT -5
I'd imagine something like that would happen... I'm sure he'll find stealing fun once again. Maybe send him out to steal a thing or two on his own, and he'll get it again. And, as for the bonus, you are far too kind. Excellent advice. I will bring it up to him later this evening. Once again, thank you. -SSS
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Post by Imperial General Someguy on Dec 14, 2006 20:19:18 GMT -5
Hey, nice to meet you, SSS.
So, how is that evil laugh of yours coming along?
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