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Post by senorseniorjunior on May 10, 2007 2:34:23 GMT -5
Eep! Father, I did not know that you were here. I can explain everything!
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Post by ArtsandCrafts on May 10, 2007 12:01:56 GMT -5
Sure you can...
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Post by Bonnie Rockwaller on May 11, 2007 18:51:45 GMT -5
Le Goop? Ugh. All those fancy hair products do is make yourself easier to set on fire. *flips her hair* Natural, people, it's the only way to go.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on May 11, 2007 18:53:59 GMT -5
Okay, I've been wondering about this for a very long time now. Why do you keep staring at my crotch?
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Post by senorseniorjunior on May 13, 2007 0:43:45 GMT -5
I am not staring at your crotch. I am staring at the stain that is slightly beside you. Besides, it is quite amusing to see you squirm so much and I needed a random audience member for my act.
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Post by littlemissruthie on May 15, 2007 18:01:44 GMT -5
Hey Jr.! What is new with you? What it like being a billionair? How's your father? Do you like Kim? How do you feel about Shego and Drakken? How do you feel about Kim and Ron? Do you like hairless cats? Are you a cat-person or a dog-person? Why do you want to be a pop teen sensation? Can you act? Ever think about becoming a male model? Do you like Drakken? Do you have any pets? Do you miss the country clubs? Where do you shop? Ever thought about taking singing lessons? What kinds of animals do you like? How do you feel about Paris Hilton? Are you and Camille Leon gonna make up soon? I still think you two would make a cute couple! Do you like Shego and Ron? How much are you gonna get from your father's money? How much do you spend weekly? Have I asked you two many questions? Can you ask me some too?
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Post by senorseniorjunior on May 15, 2007 18:53:41 GMT -5
Hey Jr.! What is new with you? I need to take a shower now that Camille has joined the forum. Ick. I am disappointed you think my father's fortune is so small. He is, like, a kajillionaire. Being the son of one of the five richest people does mean I have to be somewhat responsible. I would not want to be disinherited like some people around here. He is fine. I can hear him practicing his evil laugh some more. It does get tiresome, though. Did I not answer this on the first page? I was certain I had. She is cute, but she ruins my plans too much.[/quote] Words cannot properly express my feelings for Shego. She was a wonderful teacher, and I will miss her dearly. I do not really know this Drakken fellow, aside from him thinking I look at his crotch. Do you think he is, perhaps, one of those homosexuals they are talking about these days? Ron is that yellow-haired boy, yes? He is a bit of the fool, and yet a worthy foe every time I meet him. I do not understand that. Not much exposure to them. They look a bit freaky, though. On an unrelated note, have you ever noticed how pets tend to resemble their owners? Hmm... I would say dog. Do you really need to ask this? To be a famous singer or dancer is the new American Dream. If, you know, I lived in America. Of course I can act. Did you not see my audition with Mister Blamhammer? Aparently, he does not know true talent when he sees it. I have wanted to get into modelling, but no one has ever wanted to photograph me. They comment on how the lens would crack or some such. It is quite strange. I suppose you could call our private zoo our pets. As I said, I have a white elephant in the yard. I do try to take care of him regularly, and ensure the servants wash him once a day. We are still a member of country clubs. It is just that one billionaire club which my father INSISTED that we take revenge on. I do not miss that one so much. The lobster was a bit stale. I tend to do most of my shopping online, although Father and I tend to go to the mainland periodically for important goods like Le Goop. Why do I need to when I have such natural talent? That song I sang at the Concert of Love, I wrote myself. Could you not tell? Who is this Hilton person? Is she famous? If she is, I have not heard of her. What is there to make up? I did not like her to begin with! I would believe all of it as I do not know of any other family, but it is not something I tend to think about. I do not keep track. Father's fortune is so vast that I do not bother to keep track. No, you have asked me 23 questions, not two. It is close to too many, though. I would, but there is nothing about you that I care to learn. Do not take it personally, as some people are just born to greatness.
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Post by camille on May 15, 2007 18:59:05 GMT -5
I loathe you too, Junior. *grumbles* Thinks he's so hot 'cause his dad actually cares for him. Like, Daddy never cared for me.
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Post by Bonnie Rockwaller on May 15, 2007 19:00:40 GMT -5
Ugh, trust me, Camille, parental love is not all it's cracked up to be.
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Post by camille on May 15, 2007 19:02:25 GMT -5
Ugh, trust me, Camille, parental love is not all it's cracked up to be. Yeah, well, from the start, Daddy's had, like, nothing but dislike for me just 'cause I'm not a son to him. I think he was, like, looking to disown me from Day 1.
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Post by senorseniorjunior on May 15, 2007 19:02:58 GMT -5
You two are both just jealous! Nothing you can say would ever ruin my relationship with my father! Nothing!
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Post by Bonnie Rockwaller on May 15, 2007 19:04:18 GMT -5
Ugh, trust me, Camille, parental love is not all it's cracked up to be. Yeah, well, from the start, Daddy's had, like, nothing but dislike for me just 'cause I'm not a son to him. I think he was, like, looking to disown me from Day 1. That sexist freak! You get him back for it?
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Post by camille on May 15, 2007 19:04:38 GMT -5
You two are both just jealous! Nothing you can say would ever ruin my relationship with my father! Nothing! Hey, I'm not, like, trying to ruin you... yet. *smirk*
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Post by Bonnie Rockwaller on May 15, 2007 19:04:53 GMT -5
You two are both just jealous! Nothing you can say would ever ruin my relationship with my father! Nothing! Except for the things you do and the order you do them in.
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Post by senorseniorjunior on May 15, 2007 19:11:48 GMT -5
You two are both just jealous! Nothing you can say would ever ruin my relationship with my father! Nothing! Except for the things you do and the order you do them in. My Father loves me no matter how many times I screw up. His disappointment is never permanent. Besides, I believe I am really shaping up to be a villain, no? I have been incorporating some of Miss Shego's tips in with my father's lessons. Father is quite disappointed that I do not follow him exactly, but I need to establish my own style of villainy.
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Post by VICIOUS on May 15, 2007 19:17:57 GMT -5
*falls in from the ceiling* Hey Junior. *pokes his back* You wouldn't happen to have been practicing those moves Shego taught ya, would ya?
edit: Sweet, I'm promoted to Sidekick's sidekick! *does a little jig*
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Post by senorseniorjunior on May 15, 2007 19:27:53 GMT -5
* You wouldn't happen to have been practicing those moves Shego taught ya, would ya? Well, do not tell Father, but I have been practicing my combat a bit in private. But it is not so easy without a partner, and the henchmen are just so transient that I cannot get a good sparring rhythm with which to practice. That is why my fighting moves are not quite as good as my funkyfresh dance moves.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on May 16, 2007 3:27:00 GMT -5
I do not really know this Drakken fellow, aside from him thinking I look at his crotch. Do you think he is, perhaps, one of those homosexuals they are talking about these days? Oh yes, I'm a flaming homosexual. No not really. I just find it a little strange that whenever I see you in jail you're staring at that particular area of my body.
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Post by ArtsandCrafts on May 16, 2007 17:42:17 GMT -5
Yeah, well, from the start, Daddy's had, like, nothing but dislike for me just 'cause I'm not a son to him. I think he was, like, looking to disown me from Day 1. That sexist freak! You get him back for it? Go get him, Camille, you deserve it.
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Post by Sarah on May 17, 2007 6:22:31 GMT -5
Junior, please ignore Drakken. He thinks everyone is attracted to him, and just loves to make people feel welcome So, anyway, WELCOME TO THE BOARDS ignoring how late this is...
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