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Post by zoza on May 28, 2007 18:02:08 GMT -5
I did not say that my accent is French. I said my accent is sexy. Besides, goop is a much more pleasing word than 'glop'. Ugh, I need to rinse my mouth with fizzy water after just saying the word. Please do not make me do so again. The word was 'glob', anyways. Oh well. More savings for other people, then. Except I don't use hair gel. (Junior, please do not read the sentence below.) It's better to keep your hair natural. It just doesn't look nice to be weighed down with gel, whether globby or gloopy.
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 18:08:49 GMT -5
Well, I'm not big on the 'fashion thingy', so I'll just go ahead and agree with you. And since you're doling out fashion advice - the fake goatee - too much?
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Post by zoza on May 28, 2007 18:17:16 GMT -5
A bit much for everyday wear, yes, but it did probably help you look more villainous when you broadcast your threats.
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 19:34:45 GMT -5
A bit much for everyday wear, yes, but it did probably help you look more villainous when you broadcast your threats. I knew it! So it does help me to look more evil, then?
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Post by Mrs. Dr. Possible on May 28, 2007 19:49:13 GMT -5
So, what's your next big plan for world domination Lucre?
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 20:04:06 GMT -5
So, what's your next big plan for world domination Lucre? Currently, get my Mother to post bail. Crucial to the rest of the plan. But I did have this one - it was brilliant! See, you buy a cupcake factory, but it's actually just a cover up for a weather machine! Brilliant, right?
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Post by zoza on May 28, 2007 20:10:20 GMT -5
I think it might make you look more evil, as long as it stays glued on. But remember, evil comes from within, it's not appearance that matters. ^^
By the way, Dementor was trying out a scheme and found he'd gone over budget on jet packs, so he had to abandon the whole project. What a waste, don't you think?
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 20:13:54 GMT -5
I think it might make you look more evil, as long as it stays glued on. But remember, evil comes from within, it's not appearance that matters. ^^ By the way, Dementor was trying out a scheme and found he'd gone over budget on jet packs, so he had to abandon the whole project. What a waste, don't you think? Oh, deep down I'm evil. I'm as evil as they come. Really - I may be small time now, but I'll be back and better than ever! They tend to over stock on those at Smarty Mart - they used to do a clean out sale every three years or so. Package of five for one hundred. A little expensive for my tastes, but I suppose this..Dementor guy (I think I remember Drakken talking about him. Said some nasty things about the guy) might actually be able to afford most of it. See, always budget your plans before you implement them! If I'd have been in charge, that never would have happened. Budgeting is the thing I do best.
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Post by Rognik on May 28, 2007 20:29:42 GMT -5
You mean 'skimp', don't you? You need to get a couple of henchmen. Either that, or learn how to fight on your own.
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Post by senorseniorjunior on May 28, 2007 20:34:47 GMT -5
(Junior, please do not read the sentence below.) It's better to keep your hair natural. It just doesn't look nice to be weighed down with gel, whether globby or gloopy. *gasp* Such complete heresy! There is nothing naturally beautiful about the cowlick. It is the cow lick. THE COW LICK! Personally, I think Ron Stoppable's messy hair is the reason that he fails so much in his life.
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 20:35:59 GMT -5
You mean 'skimp', don't you? You need to get a couple of henchmen. Either that, or learn how to fight on your own. Henchmen are expensive. And so are fighting lessons. ...Don't suppose there's such a thing as volunteer henchmen, are there?
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 20:37:00 GMT -5
(Junior, please do not read the sentence below.) It's better to keep your hair natural. It just doesn't look nice to be weighed down with gel, whether globby or gloopy. *gasp* Such complete heresy! There is nothing naturally beautiful about the cowlick. It is the cow lick. THE COW LICK! Personally, I think Ron Stoppable's messy hair is the reason that he fails so much in his life. Well, she did ask you not to read it. But besides - hair isn't life. Shouldn't you be dedicating yourself to villainy? I mean, you're no Drakken, but you're a villain, right?
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Post by Rognik on May 28, 2007 20:48:25 GMT -5
Well, Drakken apparently doesn't pay his henchmen. Talk to him and see if he can tell you how they get hired on. (Heck, he's almost as cheap as you are.)
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 20:51:16 GMT -5
Well, Drakken apparently doesn't pay his henchmen. Talk to him and see if he can tell you how they get hired on. (Heck, he's almost as cheap as you are.) But does he promise to pay? I'm not paying a lawyer fee if they decide to sue for their money. I need actual volunteers, people I don't have to pay and who won't drag me to court if we have a verbal agreement.
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Post by zoza on May 28, 2007 21:07:17 GMT -5
Well, she did ask you not to read it. But besides - hair isn't life. Shouldn't you be dedicating yourself to villainy? I mean, you're no Drakken, but you're a villain, right? Thanks, you're my hero... er, um villain! ;D I have another question, do you like to be called Frugal or Lucre or Frugal Lucre?
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 21:09:38 GMT -5
Well, she did ask you not to read it. But besides - hair isn't life. Shouldn't you be dedicating yourself to villainy? I mean, you're no Drakken, but you're a villain, right? Thanks, you're my hero... er, um villain! ;D I have another question, do you like to be called Frugal or Lucre or Frugal Lucre? Well, I like either one better than "Froogy". And it's up to you, really. Drakken always called me Lucre...but please, no Francis. I've left that name behind. Frugal or Lucre are both okay with me. And I'm someone's villain hero? Whoaa-ho-ho! Someone's on their way! That's right - I'm getting better at this villain thing. I'm good---bad?
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Post by Rognik on May 28, 2007 21:12:11 GMT -5
Well, I like either one better than "Froogy". And it's up to you, really. Drakken always called me Lucre...but please, no Francis. I've left that name behind. Frugal or Lucre are both okay with me. Not a problem, Lurman. (Hehehe...)
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 21:13:15 GMT -5
Well, I like either one better than "Froogy". And it's up to you, really. Drakken always called me Lucre...but please, no Francis. I've left that name behind. Frugal or Lucre are both okay with me. Not a problem, Lurman. (Hehehe...) ...Now I miss my mother. Why hasn't she posted bail yet?! And if you really want to call me Lurman....well..no. I can't let everyone get a free pass, you know. Makes me look bad in front of the other villains.
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Post by zoza on May 28, 2007 21:13:44 GMT -5
Thanks, you're my hero... er, um villain! ;D I have another question, do you like to be called Frugal or Lucre or Frugal Lucre? Well, I like either one better than "Froogy". And it's up to you, really. Drakken always called me Lucre...but please, no Francis. I've left that name behind. Frugal or Lucre are both okay with me. And I'm someone's villain hero? Whoaa-ho-ho! Someone's on their way! That's right - I'm getting better at this villain thing. I'm good---bad? Well I am a big fan of yours. If you want to step up your game, maybe you need a mentor. Some people have heard a rumor (maybe it was on the news?) that Drakken is planning to mentor you, but I don't know if it's true.
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Post by Frugal Lucre on May 28, 2007 21:15:46 GMT -5
Well, I like either one better than "Froogy". And it's up to you, really. Drakken always called me Lucre...but please, no Francis. I've left that name behind. Frugal or Lucre are both okay with me. And I'm someone's villain hero? Whoaa-ho-ho! Someone's on their way! That's right - I'm getting better at this villain thing. I'm good---bad? Well I am a big fan of yours. If you want to step up your game, maybe you need a mentor. Some people have heard a rumor (maybe it was on the news?) that Drakken is planning to mentor you, but I don't know if it's true. I have a fan? Wow! I'm going to blog about that later! My mother would be so proud. Look at me now, mother - I may not be an orthodontist, but somebody likes me! Drakken? Tutoring me? That would be soooo great! I mean, he's a real super villain - look at his skin tone! And his scar! Now he could teach me something useful!
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