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Post by drakkensgurl on Feb 21, 2008 21:36:41 GMT -5
Thank you. *Makes needle even larger* *Sighs* You give me no choice. *drags in massive dental drill* Let the games begin. *Lights up plasma* Bring it on, teach'!
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Post by Warmonga on Feb 21, 2008 21:57:57 GMT -5
Are you now, or have you ever been, The Tick?
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Feb 22, 2008 17:46:16 GMT -5
*draws a picture of a bomb on chalk borad while mr barkin is out of the room* now kids, this is a bomb.......... find the hidden bomb in this classrom & you win 100$ hurry before it goes off though & dont tell stevie Joking about school bombs, are we? no, we need to be educatedd about them! i just felt like setting one off
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Post by drakkensgurl on Feb 28, 2008 9:15:50 GMT -5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Post by PoisonousAngel on Feb 28, 2008 14:25:49 GMT -5
Happy birthday, Stevie. *gives him a neck massager*
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 28, 2008 17:09:27 GMT -5
*starts opening Barkin's presents*
Socks. Socks. Tie. Socks. Polishing equipment, presumably for medals...
Where are the death rays?
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 28, 2008 17:11:02 GMT -5
Eh Drakken, he's a SCHOOL TEACHER! He doesn't NEED any death rays.
Even to deal with Kim's little twin brothers.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:45:31 GMT -5
I suppose good massages make it possible for you to shrug so well. My shrugging ability is dampened by the fact that I don't have much of a neck to speak of.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:46:49 GMT -5
I would think that you'd beat that if you can spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanonconiosis. Except the board isn't long enough, so you'd have to cheat. No cheating in the halls.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:48:18 GMT -5
Rub salt in the wounds of a man in midst of midlife crisis, why don't you? I'm just wondering why you'd say I'm jealous. I'm in middle of a midlife crisis. Do I really need a good reason why I say things that I do?
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:49:08 GMT -5
*Sighs* You give me no choice. *drags in massive dental drill* Let the games begin. *Lights up plasma* Bring it on, teach'! *rolls in a tank*
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:52:12 GMT -5
Are you now, or have you ever been, The Tick? I would never wear such a ridiculous costume. I would prefer pictures of me in 3-inch-heels were leaked on to the Net. Now, that same costume in green, on the other hand - ah... *embarrassed chuckle*. Never mind. Nothing, of course, really nothing...
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:53:38 GMT -5
Joking about school bombs, are we? no, we need to be educatedd about them! i just felt like setting one off *blows out the flame on Nemo's bomb* There. That should be a lesson unto you bomb-throwing rule breakers.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:54:08 GMT -5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thank you very much!
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:55:30 GMT -5
Happy birthday, Stevie. *gives him a neck massager* Ah, that's nice... little to the left... ah, nothing soothes the soul like the cracking sounds of a good massage. Thanks for the good wishes.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:56:42 GMT -5
*starts opening Barkin's presents* Socks. Socks. Tie. Socks. Polishing equipment, presumably for medals... Where are the death rays? My ex-wife would say that my socks can operate as fully-functional death rays.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Feb 29, 2008 1:58:09 GMT -5
Eh Drakken, he's a SCHOOL TEACHER! He doesn't NEED any death rays. Even to deal with Kim's little twin brothers. Well... I have my doubts. But a ray-less birthday party is fine with me. One can never have too many socks, I always say. Thank you all for the good wishes and the gifts!
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Post by Mickey on Feb 29, 2008 2:03:31 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, sir. I bought you a present.
*wheels in big box*
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Post by drakkensgurl on Feb 29, 2008 21:41:15 GMT -5
*starts opening Barkin's presents* Socks. Socks. Tie. Socks. Polishing equipment, presumably for medals... Where are the death rays? My ex-wife would say that my socks can operate as fully-functional death rays. Let me guess, with the odor?
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 9, 2008 12:56:07 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, sir. I bought you a present. *wheels in big box* Thank you very much! *calls in bomb squad* One can never be too careful.
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