Male Character Virginity

[Rognik]

beeftony said:

Monkey Fist is a bit of a recluse that only seems to attract the real freaks like DNAmy,

Hey, hey! Don't rule out Monkey Fist! Remember that he hangs around a lot of monkeys. What he does on his own time is his business.

beeftony said:

Not to mention I prefer debating the womens' virginity much more.

It's not really my thing, either, but I thought a thread like this is needed just to balance things out. Although looking at the quality of replies, I can kinda see why the topic has never really been breached.

otaru said:

I believe that Kim & Ron still a virgin.Drakken still a virgin(agreed that no want to sleep with him).Shego,I really not sure,but maybe she still a virgin,Shego will kick butt anyone try to flirt with her...

Hey, hey, hey, hey! What did I say at the top? No Kim and Shego talk! We have other threads for that.

[Trapper]

i don't belive i am about to post in here hehe
men with kids are obvious i would say mankey and brick ain't, drakken isn't motor ed isn't ron is. ssj is and killigan isn't (i have a feeling he has a couple little sprogs running round the highlands somewhere) monkey fist i am not going to touch with a 10 foot pole tho that is just to scary to contemplate. fukashima isn't hirotaka is. Larry isn't i bet you he has a hottie on the side just to confuse rons rules even more. ned is

[JuPMod]

Okay, I'll make a post on what I think...

Obvious, the men who have children have sex with their wives. So they can be scratch off. Same with any boys younger than 14 given it's obvious they're virgins, thus Wade and Tweebs are definitely virgins.

Ron - Still a virgin obviously. I agree he's so innocent to must have not done it before Kim, and the only girl before Kim that would had been the likely candidate if Ron had lost his virginity was Zita. As much as I'm a Yori and R/Y fan, I can't see Yori having sex unless she's in a deep relationship with a guy.

Brick - Given he dated Bonnie, I don't think he's a virgin. He's the type that definitely would follow his hormones more than his brain, thus if he imposed on Bonnie, she's likely to offer to him.

Felix - He's less innocent than Ron, but he's still a virgin IMO. Until a girl look beyond the fact he's handicap, no chance he'll loose his virginity. I like the notion of Monique being his girlfriend, thus if they dated, she's a pretty open minded to offer Felix a ride.

Josh Mankey - It's tough with this guy given his personality can swing either way when it comes to girls. He's nice and not likely to impose on a girl, but he seems like a cool sleek-talking guy that he could get a girl to have sex with him. Hmmmm.... I'll say he's not a virgin, given he's going from girl to girl, thus pretty soon or later he would loose his virginity.

Drakken - Definitely a virgin. He couldn't get a date in college, and still couldn't by the time of "StD". Unless Shego goes hormone crazy and jump his bones, I can't see Drakken will ever loose his virginity.

Montgomery Fisk (aka Monkey Fist) - I say he's not a virgin. He was a English Lord before he went 'monkey', thus being a high-class man, he wouldn't had any problems with getting women into his bed. However, after he went 'monkey', I think the only woman he bedded was likely DNAmy. (WRONGSICK!)

Duff Killigan - Given his age and personality, I say he's not a virgin. Before he went 'bad guy', he seems like a smooth talking guy to get a woman to bed him.

SSJ - He may have a buff body, but his personality is so childish, I don't think any woman would want to bed him. However, he is quite rich, thus I could see him pay a woman to bed him. Hmmm... I say he's still a virgin.

Hirotaka - Definitely not a virgin, given he's a ladies man. I bet he must have bedded Bonnie before he left back to Japan, and it's possible he's bedded a Yamanouchi girl before coming to the States. (No, I can't see it would be Yori. Yori doesn't seem the type to fall for the 'ladies man' type.)

Cousin Larry - Definitely a virgin. No doubt about it.

Motor Ed - Are you kidding me? Not a virgin. Seriously. He must have gotten along with many babes in college and his engineering job before he lost his marbles. With a buff body, a take-charge personality, and an engineering mind, he would have been quite attractive to the ladies before he became a villain. Seriously. ;D

Can we make a thread to discuss the KP women? This is fun.

[Ashley Benlove]

I agree with what you said. That's kinda how I see it.

Hirotaka and Bonnie definitely did somethingg. LOL.

I like how deep deep deeep waaay deep down, this show has the makings of a soap opera (but it's better than a soap opera).

And yeah, I guess we can do the female character thread. But, I'm not doin' it.

[mego]

I'm just going to copy and paste what I said int he female thread.

Unless I have a concrete reason to believe a character has rounded the bases in the past, I give them the benefit of the doubt. For example, I'm fairly certain Mrs.Dr.P. Mr.Dr.P is not a virgin for obvious reasons. However, with characters like Bonnie, Kim, Tara, Ron, Brick, Josh, etc. there is no evidence to to say they have lept into the bed or backseat. Being an adult (such as in DNAmy's Monkey Fist's and Shego's Drakken's case) is not proof of anyone's lack of virginity except for their parents.

So, when it comes to the show, the only people I would say aren't virgins would be the parents.

[metaljudas]

jupmod said:

Felix - He's less innocent than Ron, but he's still a virgin IMO. Until a girl look beyond the fact he's handicap, no chance he'll loose his virginity. I like the notion of Monique being his girlfriend, thus if they dated, she's a pretty open minded to offer Felix a ride.

There's the unfortunate possibility that... well... he may not be capable to perform.

[Scoutcraft Piratess]

metaljudas said:

jupmod said:

Felix - He's less innocent than Ron, but he's still a virgin IMO. Until a girl look beyond the fact he's handicap, no chance he'll loose his virginity. I like the notion of Monique being his girlfriend, thus if they dated, she's a pretty open minded to offer Felix a ride.

There's the unfortunate possibility that... well... he may not be capable to perform.

Of course it all depends on his condition

[JuPMod]

misspiratess said:

metaljudas said:

There's the unfortunate possibility that... well... he may not be capable to perform.

Of course it all depends on his condition

I'm with Scout on this. I'm an optimistic, so I'm giving Felix a benefit of a doubt that he could least perform even though he can not walk.

Besides, it just gives his lady more fun to be over her man. ;D

[Commander Argus]

In my fics, Felix has MS. Other authors have him paralyzed

[Leto]

Ron: Not a virgin after So The Drama & Cloud Monet's fanfics.

Hirotaka: Too busy training to be doing it. Also, the old rule from boxing about sex spoiling things comes into it.

Brick: A virgin? Ha!

Josh: See above.

Mr. Barkin: Maybe, but who would want to date this guy?

Drakken: After the accident, not a chance. Also, too anal to do it with Shego.

Larry: Maybe.

Jim & Tim: Perish the thought!

Motor Ed: Are you even kidding? This guy? A virgin? No! (Seriously.)

SSJ: See above.

Monkey Fist: Possibly not a virgin, but with his time dedicated to nothing but Tai Shing Peck Kwar, doubtful.

Duff Killigan: See Motor Ed & SSJ.

Will Du: Plays for the other team (based on the real life of the actor that plays him, B.D. Wong).

Gemni: Maybe.

Ned: Too caught up in his job to get a girl.

Lars: Unknown:

Professor Dementor: See above.

Wade: See Jim & Tim.

Felix: With being paralysed at a young age, survival and health issues would be on his mind first and foremost, leaving him with no time for romance, therefore.....You figure it out.

[Commander Argus]

Ron: As of the canon moment, Virgin

Hirotaka: Eh, don't know, don't care.

Brick: The law of inverses apply here. You all think "How could he be...and he IS" (I also think Bonnie is an ice queen, as well as being a Type-B Witch)

Josh: I don't think so. Too smoooooth an operator. He just got to weirded out by Kim to make a serious play, so they 'grew apart'

Mr. Barkin: I doubt he is. Maybe there was someone in a village in the jungles of Jai Alai.

Drakken: I've said it before, he's got a teenaged son named Erik somewhere he used as the basis for 901 (much booze must have been involved)

Larry: See my reply about Brick. It's the opposite of what you think. Larry's getting some play, and I bet it's on the level of Vivian Porter (not her specifically)

Jim & Tim: ACK! (maybe, though, they're ready for that box of magazines they think their parents don't know about

Motor Ed: Not a virgin, but not getting much play these days. Mostly the 80s

SSJ: Not, but probably never twice with the same girl once they get to know him.

Monkey Fist: Possibly not a virgin, but with his time dedicated to nothing but Tai Shing Peck Kwar, doubtful.

Duff Killigan: Probably has a lass or two he meets at the pub (the Scots equivalent of putting beer goggles on)

Will Du: Virgin, but secretly in love with Kim Possible (not a plot bunny - it's been done)

Gemini: Doubt he's one, though his love for that little creature kinda makes me wonder what team he bats for.

Ned: See Larry. Ned's a playa!

Lars: Unknown:

Professor Dementor: He SOOOO bats for the other team

Wade: See Jim & Tim. (his system is protected against the malware/spyware those sites can give you.)

Felix: Depending on the nature of his disability...if he still can, I think he has. He's awfully confident about himself.

[yvj]

Jim & Tim: ACK! (maybe, though, they're ready for that box of magazines they think their parents don't know about

That would be a hilarious and awkweird fanfiction scene. Someone start writing that up

[campy]

yvj said:

Jim & Tim: ACK! (maybe, though, they're ready for that box of magazines they think their parents don't know about

That would be a hilarious and awkweird fanfiction scene. Someone start writing that up

Or maybe write about them getting hold of the "special toys" Mom & Dad keep hidden in the bedroom.

[Commander Argus]

LOL, Jim and Tim running around the backyard 'zapping' each other with something that hums and uses batteries.

[Dippy]

ashleybenlove said:

I mean, who would have sex with him. I can't even think of the idea without shuddering.

Why not? He's clearly a ladies man as well. He treats Shego with respect unlike Eddy. He showed himself as quite a romantic when he proposed to DNAmy. He may not be the nicest of persons but that shouldn't be held against him. SSJ has a much more unattractive personality than Drakken in my honest opinion. SSJ is a selfish stuck-up brat. Drakken can be nice if you just treat him with respect.

[beeftony]

Ron: Too "full of childlike wonder." Maybe if he were more mature.

Hirotaka: I think the whole "ladies man" image is just compensating for the fact that the only thing he rides is his motorcycle.

Brick: Too much of a nice guy to initiate anything. Although, depending on how much Bonnie wants it, I think he'd be the kind who wouldn't say no. Why do you think they keep getting back together?

Josh: I doubt it. Chicks dig the artistic type. Even Kim couldn't control herself around him.

Mr. Barkin: Probably not. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a wife at home (Die, Barkin/Shego! Die! Die! Die! ;D).

Drakken: Definitely a virgin. Why do you think he's BLUE all over for crying out loud?

Larry: Geeks make money. Chicks are attracted to money. Therefore, Larry will be getting tons of tail later on, depending on when he moves out of his parents' house.

Jim & Tim: Ew. Just... ew.

Motor Ed: He's definitely compensating for SOMETHING, but I think he's been laid at some point. The whole macho act is just to cover up the fact that he hasn't gotten any since the 80s.

SSJ: I doubt he even knows what sex IS at his maturity level.

Monkey Fist: The guy is too obsessed with MMP to have time for any other pursuits. Also, don't monkeys like bananas? *snicker*

Duff Killigan: Rumor has it Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts. Guess why.

Will Du: He's too uptight and professional to even think of anything that doesn't have to do with his mission. He's not exactly Bond.

Gemini: I think he lost more than his eye in a tragic accident.

Ned: I don't think it's SOP to engage in sexual relations on company time. Which is 24 hours a day for this guy. Seriously, is he ever NOT there?

Lars: He has the take-charge personality and the killer bod, so I'm gonna have to say no on the virgin front.

Professor Dementor: The guy has giant mutant weiner dogs. Not to mention he's short in more ways than one.

Wade: "Only technically!" Seriously, he has unlimited access to the internet. Guess where he goes when he's not doing mission work for Kim.

Felix: Ever watch "Forrest Gump?" Cripples get laid all the time. He has the whole sympathy angle going for him.

[Commander Argus]

Drakken: Definitely a virgin. Why do you think he's BLUE all over for crying out loud?

that...can spread?

[Ninnik Nishukan]

Ron: Virgin.

Brick: May have slept with Bonnie, may not have.

Josh: Not a virgin. I think. Who cares?

Mr. Barkin: He seems a little tense, but he's too old to be a virgin, IMO. Given how easily he flirted with and managed to date Attitudinated!Shego, I'd say he's experienced.

Drakken: Again, too old to be a virgin, IMO, and I agree that he can be nice and gentlemanly if he wants to, and he's got a pretty nice body.

If I was:
a) Single
b) an evil villainess cartoon character
c) at least ten years older
and d) Shego didn't exist...

...then I might hit it. ;D I'm one of those fangirls who AREN'T jail bait. I'm 22.

I will say that Drakken's probably only done it a couple or a small handful of times, though, and that it's probably been a LONG time since he last did it. He's constantly on edge.

Jim & Tim: Obviously virgins. Ugh. They're even annoying when they're older. What the hell does hicka-bicka-boo mean and why do they have to keep saying it in the future, too?

Motor Ed: Not a virgin. Seriously.

SSJ: Here I'm not so sure. He does seem very innocent and immature. He might've, he might not have.

Monkey Fist: Not a virgin. He was handsome before the freaky monkey thing. And rich.

Duff Killigan: Not a virgin. He seems pretty cheerful. ;D

Professor Dementor: Not a virgin. He seems way too confident for that.

Wade: He's gonna be hot when he grows up...and voiced by Michael Dorn. For now, though, he's just a little kiddie.

Felix: Virgin. He'll find a nice girl when he gets older, though.

[seradarkness]

Ron: Virgin. Defintely.

Brick: Don't think he is, being with Bonnie. Although, one can never be sure...

Josh: Meh, I have no idea, but I'll go with virgin. Simply because I haven't seen him enough to think otherwise.

Mr. Barkin: Not a virgin. Until, Stop Team Go! I actually thought he was married.

Drakken: Hmm... difficult one. If we take the information given on the show, then Drakken could very well be a virgin, and there's part of me that wants to say he is. Although I'm a D/S shipper, based on canon evidence, I can't really see there being that kind of activity as of yet. Athough many fangirls would do him on sight, I just don't think that there is enough appreciation for him on the actual show. I mean, even DNAmy turned him down! XD
So, yeah, I think Dr. D may be a virgin. Unless something happened during Emotion Sickness or one of his stays in prison to prove otherwise.

Jim & Tim: I hope they're virgins!

Motor Ed: Nah... he's not a virgin.

SSJ: Hmm, I think he might well be. I just can't see him as having 'done it'. Too self absorbed and innocent, really.

Monkey Fist: Not a virgin. Definitely not a virgin.

Duff Killigan: Not a virgin. Yet again, he strikes me as the married kind of guy. (Maybe divorced, since there didn't seem to be any evidence of a Mrs Gilligan in his castle)

Professor Dementor: Lol, I have no idea. I'll just say no and move on.

Wade: *See Tweebs*

Felix: Virgin.

[beeftony]

ninniknishukan said:

Wade: He's gonna be hot when he grows up...and voiced by Michael Dorn. For now, though, he's just a little kiddie.

Actually, Future Wade was voiced by Michael Clark Duncan. Michael Dorn voiced Rufus 3000. ;D