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Post by nabusan on May 14, 2007 13:57:23 GMT -5
Felix: Ever watch "Forrest Gump?" Cripples get laid all the time. He has the whole sympathy angle going for him. Haha, I love that And I thought I was unique in wanting to do the dirty with Forrest Gump. But yeah, I <3 Felix. Gawd, if he can't get it on, it would be such a waste of a great guy. Though, there are always other options for sodomites like myself
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on May 14, 2007 15:33:21 GMT -5
Really? Hmm, where did I even get that from? I must've mixed up some information from that thread I saw... Oh well. Too bad. Sigh. Michael Dorn is hot without the squashed chocolate cake Klingon make-up on. Or at least he used to be. I have no idea what he looks like now. I just remember going when I saw him without the make-up.
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Post by ninjanaco on May 15, 2007 17:01:47 GMT -5
Jim & Tim: ACK! (maybe, though, they're ready for that box of magazines they think their parents don't know about .)I could see the tweebs doing that, and if their parents confiscated those magazines, they could always swipe Kim's Cheer Squad issues (true, they're not ... extreme like the other magazines, but think about it ... pages and pages of attractive teenage women bearing their arms, midriffs, and legs...)
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Post by erush1345 on May 20, 2007 17:45:34 GMT -5
Sick and wrong as it is, Drakken's been in prison. With his innate lack of ability to protect himself. . . Ewww....
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on May 21, 2007 3:21:15 GMT -5
Yeah, in a Real Life prison, that might actually happen because he's not a fighter, but in a Disney prison full of silly super villains...not so much.
But in all fairness...if Drakken was a Real Life person, the inmates of a prison would probably be too freaked out by the fact that he's BLUE to actually consider raping him. Seriously.
...can I say the word "rape" around here?
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Post by DP on Jun 14, 2007 5:36:00 GMT -5
You know, I still can't understand what everybody thinks is so unattractive about Drakken. So yeah, I better just come out and say it: If I was a cartoon, or if he was real, HELLZ YEAH I'd do it with him and I'm proud to say it. I wouldn't even make myself older, and I'm 17. I think he's a virgin though. He's so innocent, he has to be.
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 14, 2007 8:12:58 GMT -5
Like I've said to other people under 18 here...come to Norway, where the age of consent is 16. Grab Drakken for a nice little Norwegian holiday. No, seriously...uh, he is a little old, isn't he? I mean, my boyfriend is in his early thirties, so I don't wanna be hypocritical about age differences, but even I think that early forties is a bit old, and I'm five years older than you. Drakken probably wouldn't be interested in a teenager, either, to tell the truth. But that's beside the point since this is all hypothetical, anyway, and is just meant to be a fun discussion about a cartoon show. Forget I even mentioned it. I still don't quite understand the whole Drakken-is-a-virgin thing, though. Sure, he can be innocent and childish, and sure, he sleeps with a teddy bear, and sure, he's constantly wound up-- I still stick with my theory that he's done it a few times, but that it's been such a long time since he last did it (several years, IMO) that he's getting mighty frustrated. I know several people who aren't virgins who can still be childish and innocent-- having had sex isn't some kind of magical switch that instantly makes one a mature person. If that were the case, there would be almost no immature people around anymore. Having had sex might change your perspective on sex and/or intimacy, but it won't educate you in other aspects of life. And I'm definitely not a virgin, and I still sleep with a teddy bear...it's just that I also share a bed with my boyfriend. ;D I've had that poor old teddy bear since I was two or three, and it was a gift from my dad, so I'm not throwing it out just because I happen to live with my boyfriend, and he doesn't have a problem with that. In fact, he has a few teddy bears of his own. Now that's what I call being secure in your masculinity! ;D ;D ;D ;D I hope this wasn't TMI, I just felt like making a case for Drakken here.
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Post by DP on Jun 14, 2007 11:05:39 GMT -5
Like I've said to other people under 18 here...come to Norway, where the age of consent is 16. Grab Drakken for a nice little Norwegian holiday. No, seriously...uh, he is a little old, isn't he? I don't care how old he is. I'm in love with that man. I see past all age barriers. I ship Maddie/Zack (Suite Life) and Monique/Wade for that reason. And in my state, 17 is the age of consent. Yay me! *London clap*
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Post by Rose Hunts on Jun 14, 2007 11:55:10 GMT -5
Ron is SO a virgin.. I don't have anything against that either... Jim and Tim are too. I think Drakken *giggle* is like the KP forty year old virgin. LOL?
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 14, 2007 12:00:59 GMT -5
Like I've said to other people under 18 here...come to Norway, where the age of consent is 16. Grab Drakken for a nice little Norwegian holiday. No, seriously...uh, he is a little old, isn't he? I don't care how old he is. I'm in love with that man. I see past all age barriers. I ship Maddie/Zack (Suite Life) and Monique/Wade for that reason. And in my state, 17 is the age of consent. Yay me! *London clap* What state is that? Well, I guess I can understand that to some degree. I mean, I think people on this board have noticed by now that I find Drakken utterly adorable and lovable. ;D He does interest me a whole lot more than the other boys on the show. Of course, that also has something to do with the fact that a lot of the other boys on the show are about five or six years younger than me and hold no interest for me in that way, not only because they're not even MY age, but especially because of the fact that I'm attracted to older guys-- but it is mostly because Drakken is just generally more interesting and entertaining than any other guy on the show, too. To me, anyway. I dunno, Ron is very cute and all, but I'm just happy I got out of the hell that is high school with all limbs intact, and I wasn't interested in high school boys then, and I sure as boo-yah ain't interested in them NOW. I didn't write the 'f-word' up there, btw. I actually wrote 'boo-yah'. Hmmm...well, if it's just for getting laid, I suppose there shouldn't be anything wrong with a seventeen-year-old and someone in their early forties getting together...but as for a long-term relationship...well, that could get very tricky indeed. Age does matter in some situations, and I'm saying that from personal experience. I don't know about Monique/Wade...isn't he just twelve or something? That is kind of going into squicky, sick-wrong territory, IMO. There's a certain age someone needs to be over before the 'age doesn't matter' thing can apply, I feel. The 'age doesn't matter' policy really isn't unconditional. Seriously. I think it should be 'age doesn't matter as much as people think' instead of 'age doesn't matter', because to be realistic, it does. But, um...we're really getting off topic here, aren't we? Doesn't anyone agree that Drakken might not be a virgin?
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Post by DP on Jun 14, 2007 12:23:45 GMT -5
Hmmm...well, if it's just for getting laid, I suppose there shouldn't be anything wrong with a seventeen-year-old and someone in their early forties getting together...but as for a long-term relationship...well, that could get very tricky indeed. Age does matter in some situations, and I'm saying that from personal experience. It's like you said. Talking hypothetically here. Let me have my fantasies! I don't know about Monique/Wade...isn't he just twelve or something? That is kind of going into squicky, sick-wrong territory, IMO. Hey, I didn't say I wanted them to do it cuz I don't---Wade is twelve, he's too young for that, I just like them as a nice, clean romantic couple.
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 14, 2007 12:53:50 GMT -5
Nice, clean? I never like sex to be referred to as the opposite of nice and clean, since I don't think it's a 'dirty' act. But that's probably not what you meant. I'm probably taking stuff too seriously here. It's just that I've been a bit taken aback by how some people refer to sex around here, like when they say stuff like Kim not having sex because she's a 'good girl', as if sex is something 'bad'. But let's not get into that, I don't want to lay that on you, that's not your fault. Sorry. The problem is that while Wade is only twelve, Monique is NOT, and might have some urges that Wade doesn't and that won't be fulfilled with him. She clearly states she's not interested in him because of the age thing...uh, as far as I remember, anyway. Besides, he never leaves his room! What kind of relationship would they have? But again...you are entitled to your fantasies. Hmm...maybe later on, when he's older. He is kinda sweet and he is definitely smart...and in the future, he is...drool-worthy. darn, why don't we have that drooling emoticon? *sighs* I have a weak spot for the concept of Junior/Monique, for some reason. Talk about fantasy, huh? Probably never gonna happen. And so you shall! *waves magic fairy wand* No, seriously. Fantasies are fun. ;D I get that you're talking hypothetically. That's what I was doing, too. Discussing the subject of age differences through KP. I was being general...but I admit it did seem a bit specific there at the end. I do get that you don't think he's real. ;D
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Post by DP on Jun 14, 2007 12:58:00 GMT -5
Nice, clean? I never like sex to be referred to as the opposite of nice and clean, since I don't think it's a 'dirty' act. But that's probably not what you meant. Yeah, that's not what I meant. I meant "nice, clean" as in "family friendly" or "It can be shown on the Disney Channel".
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Post by hannah on Jun 14, 2007 16:14:30 GMT -5
ron: virgin. i can't really think of any reasons for this, i just think so. josh: i'm not too sure. he honestly seems like a romantic type who would wait until he was in love... but he's been seen as a kind of casual dater. i'm leaning towards virgin. brick: not a virgin. i really can't see it as any other way. barkin: not a virgin. like others have said, i always thought he was married. felix: virgin. gals can be very shallow. plus, there's always the sad option that he can't. larry: hard to say... this guy might have nabbed him some hot sci-fi chick at a convention. you never know... ned: virgin. with all that time he spends working at bueno nacho, it's hard to imagine that he has time for anything else. unless some on-shift magic happened between him and some part-time buritto wrapper... will du: not a virgin. he's a james bond. hirotaka: dudes a player. no joke. plus i'm sure that bonnie didn't want him leaving america with a bad impression... drakken: not a virgin. i know nerdier and crazier people who have gotten laid. i highly doubt that he hasn't managed to woo someone. i mean, really, 40+ years and still a virgin? that movie has ruined drakken... monkey fist: before he went ape**** (literally), he was a rich, handsome, and intelligent guy. i bet he was a classy lady's man back in the day. dementor: not a virgin. those germans love to do some crazy things... duff killigan: not a virgin. besides his golf temper, he's a pretty cool guy. motor ed: not a virgin. but i'm not gonna lie; i bet they are all very trashy. [new jersey women joke here]. ssj: i just don't know. i just do not know. gemini: not a virgin. i think he might be a little bit on the gay side though. do i have reasoning to back this up? not really.
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 15, 2007 6:33:54 GMT -5
Talking about being secure in your masculinity, btw: Aww, look at the teddy bear! My respect for Barkin just went up a notch or two.
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Post by zoza on Jun 15, 2007 11:53:48 GMT -5
I don't really understand the connection of innocence with virginity existing anymore. I can understand it in the long ago past I suppose. Anyway people now don't connect sex with evil anymore. I lost my innocence when I learned that life wasn't fair, it had nothing to do with sex. Although in a lot of ways I am, I wouldn't say innocent, but maybe immature. I love stuff that reminds me of my childhood.
I think all the adult characters are not virgins except Aviarius xD and maybe Hego, but that might be because it would fit the stereotype of his character.
Characters who are virgins: Ron, Felix, Hego, the Wegos, Aviarius, Tweebs of course, Wade.
The rest I don't really know.
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Post by slicknickshady on Aug 26, 2008 0:41:58 GMT -5
Ron is not a Virgin. Kim was his first time and Kim will be the one and only Forever.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Sept 5, 2008 20:09:39 GMT -5
Drakken is not a virgin I think he lost it with shego when she had the mood thing the way she was attacking him in the photo booth just made me think that they were on their way to a hotel
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Sept 6, 2008 2:30:15 GMT -5
Rons still a virgin, Please don't tell me people think he's not. If he lost it to Kim she threw him a pity one
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Post by Alexlayer on Sept 6, 2008 2:45:32 GMT -5
What about this theory? After retriving the Lotus Blade, the Yamanouchi threw a party, and it include alcoholics drinks like Sake. Ron, having never drink before, could hardly stand by himself a couple of drinks later, and Yori had to carry to his room. There, one thing led to other (Yori had also taken some sips) and by next morning, Ron just couldn't remember any of it. XD
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