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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 12, 2007 20:58:14 GMT -5
Ask me anything you like!
No topic is sacred, no question will go unanswered!
The weirder the better, the more creative the question the more creative the answer..
[WARNING]: Advice and answers provided Funkyunkyor entertainment purposes only. Funkyunkyollowing yetimonster's advice may result in bodily harm, erectile dysFunkyunkyunction, Funkyunkyamilial discord, communism, global warming, obesity, unwanted hair growth, unplanned children, acute paranoia, air-guitaring, massive pizza consumption, jingoism, and irritable bowel syndrome. Please do not operate large machinery while using yetimonster.
Please, do not try this at home.
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Post by DP on Oct 12, 2007 21:02:24 GMT -5
Ask me anything you like! No topic is sacred, no question will go unanswered! The weirder the better, the more creative the question the more creative the answer.. [WARNING]: Advice and answers provided for entertainment purposes only. Following yetimonster's advice may result in bodily harm, erectile dysfunction, familial discord, communism, global warming, obesity, unwanted hair growth, unplanned children, acute paranoia, air-guitaring, massive pizza consumption, jingoism, and irritable bowel syndrome. Please do not operate large machinery while using yetimonster. Please, do not try this at home. ROFL So glad you made an ask me thread! 1.) What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? 2.) What's the stupidest thing you've ever seen someone do? 3.) How would you react if someone randomly came up and kissed you in public? 4.) If You had to throw any machine you own into a lake, what machine and what lake would you choose?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 12, 2007 21:21:59 GMT -5
1. Oh man...I guess the time I tried jumping my bicycle over a rock-filled creek was pretty bad. Ouch. In all reality, I've done so many stupid things that I can't think of the worst one. 2. I watched my friend accidentally set his pants and his couch on fire all at the same time. It was funny....for me. He didn't see the humor in it until after he'd put away the fire extinguisher and had covered his lower half again. 3. Depends. If it's somebody like Keira Knightley I'd be all like 'YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!' but if it was someone like Charles Bronson I'd be all like 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS '. Especially since Charles Bronson is dead. 4. I'd throw this horrible old 50lb. steam-powered laptop into Lake Michigan. I'm tired of this old beast and Lake Michigan is only about a minute away, so that's convenient.
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Post by DP on Oct 12, 2007 21:54:04 GMT -5
Lol, great answers, all of 'em.
What's the grossest thing you've ever seen (something that you could laugh about) ?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 12, 2007 23:28:29 GMT -5
Watching my friend eat a bologna and mayonnaise and grape jelly sandwich. Seriously...ech.
Close second was seeing this girl at my HS get her shirt pulled up around her head. Normally this would be good, but I think this girl weighed about 450 lbs. I was impotent for like a week, but it was still funny.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Oct 12, 2007 23:58:29 GMT -5
Watching my friend eat a bologna and mayonnaise and grape jelly sandwich. Seriously...ech. Ew. And, uh, hello.
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Post by littlemissruthie on Oct 13, 2007 0:05:02 GMT -5
Do you like cheese?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 13, 2007 0:15:20 GMT -5
Hey Dr. D! I'm a big fan. SHYEA! I especially like provolone. I'm from Drakkenville, so the love of cheese comes with the territory.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Oct 13, 2007 0:19:22 GMT -5
Hey Dr. D! I'm a big fan. Then why did you threaten to slap me?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 13, 2007 1:05:25 GMT -5
Just killing a potential smart remark before it got off the ground Also, threatening to slap world-renowned supervillains is just good for the ego, man.
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Post by littlemissruthie on Oct 13, 2007 1:46:01 GMT -5
Hey, who doesn't love the man in blue?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 13, 2007 13:49:19 GMT -5
Nobody!
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Oct 13, 2007 14:10:22 GMT -5
HI CAN I PEE IN YOUR THREAD?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 13, 2007 14:22:44 GMT -5
SURE!
THE BATHROOM IS THE THIRD DOOR ON THE RIGHT!
And if you go on the floor, please leave a ' WARNING - Wet Floor' sign.
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Post by littlemissruthie on Oct 13, 2007 14:25:17 GMT -5
Do you like cupcakes?
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 13, 2007 14:31:01 GMT -5
Oh definitely. Chocolate is my favorite by far.
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Oct 13, 2007 14:33:28 GMT -5
SURE! THE BATHROOM IS THE THIRD DOOR ON THE RIGHT! And if you go on the floor, please leave a ' WARNING - Wet Floor' sign. thanks, your one of the most polite people when responding to this! wanna see some moths?
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Fusion Fox
Pink Sloth
READ THIS POST IN A MUMBLING BRITISH ACCENT
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
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Post by Fusion Fox on Oct 13, 2007 14:57:30 GMT -5
[WARNING]: Advice and answers provided for entertainment purposes only. Following yetimonster's advice may result in bodily harm, erectile dysfunction, familial discord, communism, global warming, obesity, unwanted hair growth, unplanned children, acute paranoia, air-guitaring, massive pizza consumption, jingoism, and irritable bowel syndrome. Please do not operate large machinery while using yetimonster. I'm getting 5/13 just from reading this thread
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Post by littlemissruthie on Oct 13, 2007 14:58:17 GMT -5
Do you like frosting?
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Oct 13, 2007 14:58:36 GMT -5
are you a cannibal?
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