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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 13, 2008 14:10:11 GMT -5
So, who is that in your av anyway?
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Post by Fusion Fox on Feb 13, 2008 14:10:39 GMT -5
In that case, here's my nipple. Old news! You deserve it for being awesome
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 13, 2008 14:10:52 GMT -5
Thanks again. During the drafts for Vietnam and WWII alot of Witnesses went to jail. Which was better really, because at least there's a higher chance of living in prison cell than on the battlefield. Wouldn't you say so Doctor D? Hmph! *scowls*
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:17:39 GMT -5
Aww, thank you Ducky. Nice to meet you too. ^_^ Your welcome! *Hugs* Do you like the color grey? It's okay. I do prefer pink however. Picture this, I go to a mall in all greys and blacks. No one takes a second glance. I come in in PINK however all the goths run to the Hot Topic and barricade themselves inside. So, who is that in your av anyway? Me. KP'd. <-----------------------Is a dork. In that case, here's my nipple. Sorry to disappoint. XD Thanks again. During the drafts for Vietnam and WWII alot of Witnesses went to jail. Which was better really, because at least there's a higher chance of living in prison cell than on the battlefield. Wouldn't you say so Doctor D? Hmph! *scowls* No emoticon really fits my reaction, so I guess I'll just have settle for laughing with, not at you. ...I have a bad feeling someone may be testing out their new doomsday device on me.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 13, 2008 14:19:23 GMT -5
Dude, that's so awesome! What was it about his voice? Was it all deep and dark and dreamy? *happy sigh* It was one of those voices that just are beautiful in the way they sound. Very dreamy. I was shocked that I ended up crushing on teh Loter. Hah! Uh... Pharaoh killed Israelites on his birthday, and John the Baptist was beheaded at King Herod's... And Birthdays were at first celebrated by Kings and for Kings because they were considered Gods. At some point and time we normal peasant folk began to do it to. And again, the bible doesn't say to celebrate our birthdays. It's not THAT bad tho'. I do get crap when I want. I just got an iMac a couple months ago and a 132 Prisma Colored Pencil set at the beginning of the summer in '07. I've also been to Disneyland over 10 times. Well, yeah. I don't care about celebrations or parties for my birthdays, I just want presents. I probably wouldn't celebrate Christmas if I didn't get presents. Haha. Skirts are fun too. :twirls: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Plus, I've got some pretty hot legs and jeans do not do them justice. Well, yeah, twirling them is fun. But, I'm always worried about somebody being able to look up my skirt and see my undies. I'd rather wear pants or shorts. Thanks for being nice about it, really. It means alot. I swear tho', if the Bible said it was okay I'd be a picketer. ..And really the three Queer Eye men are so *nice* too. ...And I love Mister and Ms. Jay on America's Next Top Model. XD I must say that's a bit disturbing. But, I'm cool with your beliefs long as you don't insult any of the gay folks here, who are great friends of mine, I won't be mean about it. I already liked you before I found out your beliefs and you don't seem like one of those crazy folks who are rude about it. (Other than the knocking at door at 8 am in the morning thing) I do love gay men. You must get some gay men friends, they make you feel more confident. And when they say you look hot, it's not as... like, annoying when straight men do it. Plus, they aren't trying to get in your pants. Thanks again. During the drafts for Vietnam and WWII alot of Witnesses went to jail. Which was better really, because at least there's a higher chance of living in prison cell than on the battlefield. You guys should have went to Canada! I would do that if I was drafted. Unlikely that is to happen. Only the boys? XD It took me a while to get into Maroon5 tho'. I didn't start liking them until recently when I found out they sang "Harder to Breathe" I haven't listened to the other folks that much. I like NSync but they are defunct now. Brad Paisley's best song is Whiskey Lullaby. Dolly Parton's boobage disturbs me. I rather dislike large breasts. Smaller breasts ftw. Which says a lot about me as Genetics... or the Big Guy endowed me with large breasts. My poor back.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 13, 2008 14:22:59 GMT -5
If I begged you in an irritating fashion and provided a face pic, would you draw a KP version of me that I could use as my av?
PLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZ?
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 13, 2008 14:24:08 GMT -5
...I have a bad feeling someone may be testing out their new doomsday device on me. You're not a country. Now a death ray, that's different.
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:25:42 GMT -5
Dude, that's so awesome! What was it about his voice? Was it all deep and dark and dreamy? *happy sigh* It was one of those voices that just are beautiful in the way they sound. Very dreamy. I was shocked that I ended up crushing on teh Loter. My favorite voice: Michael Crawford, Jeremy Irons and Morgan Freeman. ;D XD I always wear bike shorts underneath mine. Especially now that I'm in swing. Amen. And we go away when you turn the sprinklers on. Really. XP Some did. Others stayed in the US and ended up converting other prisoners and prison guards. Only the boys? XD It took me a while to get into Maroon5 tho'. I didn't start liking them until recently when I found out they sang "Harder to Breathe" Amen. Did I ever tell you about the time I got into a fight with a girl when I was in middle school because she accused me of stuffing my bra?
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:26:35 GMT -5
If I begged you in an irritating fashion and provided a face pic, would you draw a KP version of me that I could use as my av? PLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZPLEEZ? Sure. PM or email me a pic ( acarlin89@yahoo.com ) and I'll be glad to do it. Black and white, or color?
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:27:42 GMT -5
...I have a bad feeling someone may be testing out their new doomsday device on me. You're not a country. Now a death ray, that's different. ...Does ebay have death-ray-proof-vests? LOOK! A MONKEY WITH THREE HEADS! : Points and runs away :
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Post by The Yetimonster on Feb 13, 2008 14:29:17 GMT -5
w00t! thanks! Color works. Instead of emailing you, I can just show you one that's already posted. This is the pic of me from the first page of the 'What Do You Look Like?' thread: beer can is optional, obviously. Sorry about my hair being cut off. It's just short on top, and brushed to my right. My beard is something of a mascot for some members of this board.
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Post by Fusion Fox on Feb 13, 2008 14:30:48 GMT -5
My beard is something of a mascot for some members of this board. The beard! D:
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:31:42 GMT -5
Alright. I can totally do this.... sorry if the facial hair turns out... less than stellar.
And the beer can stays. Or will be changed to coco-moo.
Oh! So many possibilities!
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Feb 13, 2008 14:34:06 GMT -5
It was one of those voices that just are beautiful in the way they sound. Very dreamy. I was shocked that I ended up crushing on teh Loter. My favorite voice: Michael Crawford, Jeremy Irons and Morgan Freeman. ;D ZOMG. I love Jeremy Irons' voice. He made Scar in The Lion King so delightfully evil. I love that movie so much. Morgan Freeman. I love him. He's got that thing about him. He's like... God. But not actually God. I always wear bike shorts underneath mine. Especially now that I'm in swing. Amen. And we go away when you turn the sprinklers on. Really. XP Yeah, I suppose so. Haha. As long as I don't have to pepper spray you. Seriously, I would only pepper spray Scientologists. Those people really annoy me. Some did. Others stayed in the US and ended up converting other prisoners and prison guards. I'm not that surprised. Amen. Did I ever tell you about the time I got into a fight with a girl when I was in middle school because she accused me of stuffing my bra? You... a Witness... got into a fight?! HOLY CRAPOLA!! ZOMG. *malfunction* I want to know more. Did you WIN?! Or did you get hurt? If you won, 90 thousand cool points.
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:44:16 GMT -5
Amen. Did I ever tell you about the time I got into a fight with a girl when I was in middle school because she accused me of stuffing my bra? Well, it went like this... it was a Tuesday... For serious, I had the Rib-I-Q for lunch like every Tuesday and it was delicious. Anyways, this girl I sat next to in Science was getting on my case. "You totally stuff your bra!" At this point, the substitute is in the hall on a phone call. So now everyone is looking at us. I try not to be upset. "No, I do not." "Oh yeah? Prove it? Take off your bra!" "...I'm not going to take off my bra. I don't have to listen to you." "Alyssa stuffs her bra! Alyssa stuffs her bra!" ...Then I cussed for the first time "Would you please stop being a b****?" She stood up. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Substitute is *still* in the hall. I stand up too. "You heard me!" Then she slapped me. I slapped her back, there was a pause and then she grabbed me, hit my head on the desk, pulled my hair and banged my leg into the chair. The sub walks back in, she pushes me into my seat and tells me not to tell anyone or else. I got into the car when my mom picked me up. "...Mommy I got into a fight today." "With one of your friends... wait. WHAT IS THAT BRUISE ON YOUR FOREHEAD?!" In the end, she was switched out of my class, had to attend a sexual harassment seminar and all the boys started sending me notes telling me they knew my boobs were real and that I had pretty eyes. So yeah. I did win.
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Post by Fusion Fox on Feb 13, 2008 14:47:51 GMT -5
...in the end had to attend a sexual harassment seminar Thats the best punchline ever *writes down* Also kudos for not bringing the pain down on her and still winning ;D
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:49:42 GMT -5
Sorry that I missed this one! Music of the Night, Michael Crawford Broadway extended edition. rocks. out. loud.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Feb 13, 2008 14:53:43 GMT -5
*walks out as soon as he sees there's talking about female chest areas*
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:54:36 GMT -5
...in the end had to attend a sexual harassment seminar Thats the best punchline ever *writes down* Also kudos for not bringing the pain down on her and still winning ;D I'm thinking about using it when I audition for "Last Comic Standing". Right along with: "I know Mormons and Witnesses both go to door, but it's getting a little irritating when you keep getting us mixed up. Easiest things to remember are that they take most of their Information from the book of Mormon while we primarily use the bible or one of our other bible based publications. They don't drink coffee. We *invented* coffee. Way back when America was getting colonized we were the only ones not complaining about the tea tax because we were drinking coffee and going door to door. Good Morrow good sir! Hath thou found Jesus yet? I have here a script with a map leading to thy location!" And thanks. I think so too. I remember the principal laughing when I started crying and saying sorry for using the "b" word. XD
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Post by Alyssa on Feb 13, 2008 14:55:05 GMT -5
*walks out as soon as he sees there's talking about female chest areas* :calls out after him: BOOBIES!
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