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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 21:13:40 GMT -5
I see. Does she do anything other than command you to assassinate people? Answer: Well...usually, my master takes advantage of me by treating me like some common slave... Mockery: Translate that...unscrew that...clean out the trash compactor! Supplication: How I wish she would treat me like I am suppose to be treated. A simple inform-and-command relationship. Where they tell me what to kill, and I will kill it for them. Simple...instead of having to do chores.
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 21:21:53 GMT -5
I feel for you, man. Or droid. Don't you have any built-in cool toys/weapons you could use to make it go faster? Some kind of dematerializer to eradicate the trash or a computer translator?
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 21:30:52 GMT -5
I feel for you, man. Or droid. Don't you have any built-in cool toys/weapons you could use to make it go faster? Some kind of dematerializer to eradicate the trash or a computer translator? Answer: Not...really...but my creator did construct many additional things built in me that could come of use to many...usually very dangerous gadgets, though. I can translate many languages (Excluding the ones of this Earth, since I have not traveled much) and it is quite fun, but I prefer blowing things up with devises that are built cause mass destruction, not to obliterate small particles of dirt for cleanliness. --- Query: May I use a shorter name than 'Donteatcowman'? Heh...it is quite a mouthful.
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 21:37:40 GMT -5
I feel for you, man. Or droid. Don't you have any built-in cool toys/weapons you could use to make it go faster? Some kind of dematerializer to eradicate the trash or a computer translator? Answer: Not...really...but my creator did construct many additional things built in me that could come of use to many...usually very dangerous gadgets, though. I can translate many languages (Excluding the ones of this Earth, since I have not traveled much) and it is quite fun, but I prefer blowing things up with devises that are built cause mass destruction, not to obliterate small particles of dirt for cleanliness. Ah. But I thought you were created for specific assassinations (hence the name), not mass destruction. Is that just a personal pleasure of yours? Sure, as long as it's not "Donte" or "Cowgirl" or something. ;D
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 21:41:48 GMT -5
Ah. But I thought you were created for specific assassinations (hence the name), not mass destruction. Is that just a personal pleasure of yours? Answer: Yes, it is. The more kills, the better. Clueless: I can't really come up with anything, actually...
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 21:43:36 GMT -5
(shrugs)
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 21:50:27 GMT -5
Attempt: How about...hmmm...how about...Dooonteat---ah, Don? How about Don? Is that decent enough?
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 21:54:18 GMT -5
Attempt: How about...hmmm...how about...Dooonteat---ah, Don? How about Don? Is that decent enough? Well, I am female... But it's better than "Bob". Don't ask.
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 22:00:45 GMT -5
Well, I am female... But it's better than "Bob". Don't ask. Humored: Hah, Bob? Who on Earth would name you--- ...so Don is good?
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 22:01:46 GMT -5
Well, I am female... But it's better than "Bob". Don't ask. Humored: Hah, Bob? Who on Earth would name you--- ...so Don is good? Don is wonderful. The newly christened "Don", signing off for the night.
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 22:09:12 GMT -5
Don is wonderful. The newly christened "Don", signing off for the night. Statement: Alright then, I'll speak to you when you are fully functional the next morning. Goodnight.
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 29, 2008 15:16:36 GMT -5
Statement: My apologies for double posting, but I just wanted to bump this thread a bit...
Query: Now, have you ever cracked an egg with something you did not expect coming out of it...like a plop of blood?
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Post by Donne on Aug 29, 2008 16:34:36 GMT -5
Statement: My apologies for double posting, but I just wanted to bump this thread a bit... Query: Now, have you ever cracked an egg with something you did not expect coming out of it...like a plop of blood? No, not to my recollection. Have you?
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 29, 2008 23:09:35 GMT -5
No, not to my recollection. Have you? Answer: Yes, I have. Many times...Saudi Arabia don't take good care of their eggs, nowadays. Perhaps the plop of blood was a soon-to-be chick? Perhaps its cells were still in production?
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Post by Donne on Aug 30, 2008 10:25:22 GMT -5
No, not to my recollection. Have you? Answer: Yes, I have. Many times...Saudi Arabia don't take good care of their eggs, nowadays. Perhaps the plop of blood was a soon-to-be chick? Perhaps its cells were still in production? You ate (consumed, beheld, whatever droids do) a fertilized egg?
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Aug 30, 2008 14:41:43 GMT -5
hi! can you ride a bike with no handlebars?
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Post by Donne on Aug 30, 2008 16:41:06 GMT -5
hi! Greetings. Isn't that a song? No. I have never learned how to ride a two-wheeler at all. My deep dark secret. I never really got motivated enough to keep on trying; I didn't even like riding my training-wheeled bike, much less one that seemed to carry numerous death threats on its two unsteady wheels. --- Happy birthday to me...
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Aug 30, 2008 16:43:19 GMT -5
ya, its a song.. thats ok! oh! its your b-day? how old are you now? what are you "plotting?"
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Post by Donne on Aug 30, 2008 18:36:58 GMT -5
ya, its a song.. thats ok! oh! its your b-day? how old are you now? what are you "plotting?" I'm think I already said this, but I'll reiterate: I'm older than newborn and younger than dead. And if I told others what I was plotting, it wouldn't be much of a plot, would it? (ominous evil chuckle)
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Aug 30, 2008 19:13:05 GMT -5
true, but i wanna join you! need a pyromaniac?
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