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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Apr 28, 2009 15:43:09 GMT -5
Welcome to the Neko Château! All Nekos may come and stay here, free of charge, for as long as they want! The 400,000 square foot Château (equipped with an Olympic sized swimming pool) is surrounded by 50 acres of rolling fields, lush trees, streams, ponds, and borders Neko Lake. The lake features one mile of beach, has a large central mass for water sports, and several inlets and shallows for snorkling and fishing. We also have a five-star restaurant, headed by the world's only vampire Chef, Lily-Ann, specializing in Italian cuisine and seafood. There are large koi in the ponds. Nekos, please refrain from eating the koi. They're all bones anyway. Two of our most recent additions is the Mermaid Cabin - a shelter built over the surface of the water on beams built into the lake floor, with mesh siding and a screen door under the water, and an attached dock and door for visitors of the nonmermaid variety. Seats are built in the water, and the cabin is outfitted with a tv and various other electronics and appliances. All mermaids are welcome to come and make use of our new addition. The second addition is La Sirena, a cruise ship from the 50's that was dragged up from the ocean floor, cleaned out, and converted into a 5-star restaurant. The dining area is partially submerged, allowing the guests to mingle with our mermaids. The former crew rooms of the ship come in both partially flooded and fully flooded, and all mermaids are welcome to stay there. I guess you can also come here to ask me stuff. Ask anything. You'll infringe on forum rules before you find something I won't answer. ;D
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 15:48:29 GMT -5
You know, I wonder what the next attachment to this place is going to be...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Apr 28, 2009 15:49:02 GMT -5
What new building?
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 15:50:20 GMT -5
Yes. We had the Château... then the cabin... then the ship...
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Post by ShadigoIzayoi on Apr 28, 2009 15:51:05 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Apr 28, 2009 15:55:58 GMT -5
Maybe a harpy aviary? *glomps Valkrya*
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 15:56:49 GMT -5
... what? o.oOr something for robots...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Apr 28, 2009 16:05:34 GMT -5
*pets Harley* Or perhaps a dogperson house?
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 16:07:28 GMT -5
Or mouseperson... or emotionally lacking person... ... what're you doing? o.o
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Apr 28, 2009 16:09:49 GMT -5
Petting the birdy.
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Post by Warmonga on Apr 28, 2009 16:09:59 GMT -5
I'd say a VR/Augmented Reality area. I could help set it up. Those are always pretty cool.
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 16:10:56 GMT -5
... why are you petting me? o.o
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Apr 28, 2009 16:22:17 GMT -5
A sex chamber, basically? Because pwetty birdies like it. Harley wanna cracker?
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 16:22:58 GMT -5
Not if you're gonna talk like that. o.o
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Apr 28, 2009 16:29:51 GMT -5
*pulls out a cracker* Say hello, Harley! Hello! Hello!
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 16:31:04 GMT -5
I'll claw you. o.o
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Post by Warmonga on Apr 28, 2009 16:31:42 GMT -5
A sex chamber, basically? Only for those who have dirty minds and would want that.
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 16:32:05 GMT -5
So everyone here?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Apr 28, 2009 16:33:30 GMT -5
...that is not hello. *hands her the cracker*
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Post by LS on Apr 28, 2009 16:34:34 GMT -5
Uh... okay then? *Eats it* o.o
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