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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 9, 2019 23:50:42 GMT -5
Except you're wrong. I can do Cunningham anytime, anyplace.Neither is intercourse. It's still pleasant.
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Post by LS on Dec 10, 2019 9:56:54 GMT -5
Oh please, we both know he's the hardest of your lays to repeat. And he's not the entire government. Bishop, the boss, South, Ann, Frisk... I could go on... Lot more special than this, ya know?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 10, 2019 11:12:57 GMT -5
I'm working on them! Especially Bishop. I will have him.Wow. So you're saying I'm bad at petting. Ouch.
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Post by LS on Dec 10, 2019 11:37:28 GMT -5
You're much more failing at "working on" them. *Indifferent shrug*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 10, 2019 14:26:01 GMT -5
I'm prioritizing Bishop! Macbeth comes second. I feel like she'd be delightfully rough....give me a chance to improve!
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Post by LS on Dec 10, 2019 15:09:04 GMT -5
Odd that you're willingly choosing the Sisyphean tasks. You have ears of your own, ya know? Or swim across the bay, there's a whole building of Nekos over there, ya know?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 10, 2019 15:22:39 GMT -5
He's a straight, single man. It's possible. I just need to figure out how to unlock his button-fly jeans.They're quite vexing, yes. But apparently, petting them has not improved my skills.
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Post by LS on Dec 10, 2019 15:30:49 GMT -5
I am like 90 percent sure he's ace. Well yeah. It's not like people usually pet by grabbing an ear and then rubbing it, ya know?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 10, 2019 22:55:47 GMT -5
And he shall be the ace in my hole!... ...so you'd prefer it if I pet your head directly with an open palm.
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Post by LS on Dec 11, 2019 9:25:11 GMT -5
... you have no idea what "ace" means in this context, do you? I mean, it's better than pulling on my ear and going from there, ya know?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 11, 2019 9:40:49 GMT -5
Oh please. 'Asexual' just means 'I'm too scared to lay'....*pet pet* Hm?
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Post by LS on Dec 11, 2019 10:50:14 GMT -5
He very literally has people throwing themselves at him. He has nothing to be afraid of there. You, 'M, MCL when they're bored and trying to get a reaction out of him... *Purrs* See? Better.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 11, 2019 11:21:35 GMT -5
Except he does, if he's not doing any of them. A non-scaredycat would tap that while watching Miya and Lacia.*pet pet* I assume I have your permission now?
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Post by LS on Dec 11, 2019 11:24:35 GMT -5
... you really don't understand how sexuality works, do you? Let me blow your mind in another way. See Paz? She'll never be even remotely interested in doing that guy, because he's a guy. *Purring* I mean, I didn't say that. Just that this is better, ya know?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 11, 2019 15:20:49 GMT -5
You say that, but she seems pretty intent on hatescrewing Sale right now.*pet pet* ...wait, what?
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Post by LS on Dec 11, 2019 15:26:14 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 11, 2019 21:33:08 GMT -5
*pet pet* ...ahem, I look great. I am completely sane! I am a normal person! And I'm very annoyed that people have spent the past 5000 years claiming otherwise!...
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Post by LS on Dec 11, 2019 21:36:42 GMT -5
*Purring* Yeah, maybe if you're into dudes. Which I'm not, so, ya know. That's the weird thing about things that look like ducks, walk like ducks and quack like ducks. They're ducks.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 11, 2019 23:34:43 GMT -5
*pet pet* ...eh, fine, fair enough. But you can at least be objective and say that I look acceptable as a person. WHAT ABOUT SWANS?!...yeah Erica, what about swans?
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Post by LS on Dec 12, 2019 8:49:51 GMT -5
*Indifferent, purring shrug, blowing a bubble* Now, I realise they're grammatically close, but swans are dicks, not ducks.
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