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Post by hannah on Jun 21, 2007 18:46:20 GMT -5
ok, seriously, you guys are cracking me up with these captions. HILARIOUS.
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Post by Loser7 on Jun 21, 2007 18:52:03 GMT -5
Drakken: You now bear my seed
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 21, 2007 18:56:32 GMT -5
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Post by ArtsandCrafts on Jun 21, 2007 19:12:26 GMT -5
No one is going to mind that.
Bundycoot never fails to make me laugh.
Or, on occasion, shudder.
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Post by Dippy on Jun 21, 2007 19:18:01 GMT -5
Drakken: Don't you love how a newly polished deathray catches the light just perfectly? Shego: No, I love it when you spend some time on me instead of your whatcha-ma-call-its. Drakken: Say what? Shego: I was just talking to Adrena Lynn and Camille Leon the other day. Turns out their boyfriends actually like going out with them. Drakken: Come on now, dumpling. You know I like spending time with you. It's just... you know, work is calling. Drakken: Tell you what. I'll take the rest of the night off and we'll go all out. Dinner. Dancing. The works. Drakken: And when we get back home... Rawr. Lots of fun! Shego: Promise? Drakken: I'll even let you play with the ray cannon.
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 21, 2007 19:23:34 GMT -5
The expressions fit perfectly. And...'dumpling'? Awww!
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Post by Dippy on Jun 21, 2007 19:49:21 GMT -5
Later: Shego: Dr. D... When you said "I'll even let you play with the ray cannon" I kinda thought you were talking about... Well, not the actual ray cannon. Shego: *sighs* Drakken: What are you even talking about? Now that there is glorious fun!
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 21, 2007 19:55:22 GMT -5
Saw it coming. Poor Shego. I would've dumped his butt, even if it's Drakken...then again, once you're in love, you tend to put up with almost anything (as long as it's nothing horribly hurtful, of course). Sigh. Drakken: Okay, Shego, I've read the Kama Sutra, and I think I've finally figured out what you want... Shego (thinking): Somehow, I doubt it. Drakken: You're trying to talk me into paying for some expensive yoga classes, aren't you? Shego (thinking): I hate my life. Drakken: ...so that you and me can try out the positions in this book together. Am I right? Shego (thinking): No! Can it be? Does he finally get it? I don't know, I've been burned so many times before by his obliviousness...do I dare to get my hopes up? No, he's probably just being an idiot again...! Shego: Sorry, Dr. D, I'm busy tonight. I'm washing my hair...and we all know how much time that takes. Drakken: Huh? B-but I thought-- Drakken: But Shego! I thought we could try this position called the Paravartita, it really looks quite-- Shego? Hello? Sheeego? Drakken: Oh, for the love of-- argh! Another frustrated night? Drakken: This is all your fault, Commodore Puddles! Commodore Puddles (thinking): What did I do?
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Post by Dippy on Jun 21, 2007 20:06:12 GMT -5
Poor Drakken is about as asexual as they come without actually being asexual. Drakken: This is very delicate and time consuming work Shego. Drakken: Just give me a couple of hours. Drakken: ... Drakken: Shego, is something wrong? Drakken: Shego?! Shego: That's it! No more playing around. We're going to bed and we're going to bed now dammit! Drakken: RAPE! Shego: Oh shush! Now help me get your pants off!
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 21, 2007 20:23:20 GMT -5
Wahahahahah! Well, it's Shego-- she had to snap sooner or later. I hope they have a nice time. ...cute, as far as rape goes. ;D I would've probably done the same thing. Well, that's your view of him, anyway...though I see where you might get it from. Heheh, have you noticed that lately, around three or four am, this thread suddenly explodes with Norwegian D/S screencappiness? Night owls, Norwegian, D/S-supporters...we have some things in common. ;D
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Post by Dippy on Jun 21, 2007 20:32:31 GMT -5
Drakken: Snap, my back is killing me after last night! Drakken: Tell me again why it had to happen right there on the floor. Drakken: And why did you have to be so rough handed? I have scratch marks all over!
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Post by Lauren on Jun 21, 2007 20:33:18 GMT -5
I still need to work on it.. It looks like there are two little weiners sticking outta Drakken's mouth while Shego has a Hot Chocolate stain on her lip... Mmmm.. Good eats!
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 21, 2007 20:36:38 GMT -5
Drakken: Snap, my back is killing me after last night! Drakken: Tell me again why it had to happen right there on the floor. Drakken: And why did you have to be so rough handed? I have scratch marks all over! That's what you get for making Shego frustrated, Dr. D. ;D Sigh. Well, I hope he at least had a little fun with it.
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Post by Dippy on Jun 21, 2007 20:36:52 GMT -5
Well, that's your view of him, anyway...though I see where you might get it from. Oh I don't think he's completely without urges or desires. I do however think his obsession with world domination keeps him from being able to focus on those kind of things very much.
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Post by Ninnik Nishukan on Jun 21, 2007 20:39:40 GMT -5
Well, that's your view of him, anyway...though I see where you might get it from. Oh I don't think he's completely without urges or desires. I do however think his obsession with world domination keeps him from being able to focus on those kind of things very much. Phew. Okay. ;D
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Post by littlemissruthie on Jun 21, 2007 20:39:56 GMT -5
Well Drakken, that wouldn't of happen if you knew what she was saying half the time! LOL!
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Post by Dippy on Jun 21, 2007 21:13:00 GMT -5
Drakken: You know what? Forget this. I feel like going out tonight. Shego What? Wait... Shego: Seriously? Drakken: A romantic dinner sounds nice, don't you think? I know this perfect little place. Drakken: They serve the most wonderful spaghetti bolognese there, and they have live music. Shego: Kay, if this is going down then let me make a couple of things very clear to you. Shego: One, I like kissy face and I don't really care if you think that's a problem. Shego: Two, it's been a very long time since last time so I'm gonna be expecting a lot more than just dinner and dancing. Drakken: Yes, whatever. Trust me Shego! This will be a night to remember! Shego: Dear God, I hope so.
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Post by littlemissruthie on Jun 21, 2007 22:38:24 GMT -5
HAHA! I love you Dipstick!
I just hope Drakken has it in him!
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Post by Dippy on Jun 22, 2007 3:21:30 GMT -5
Shego (thinking): Okay, take a deep breath. Stay cool. You're actually at the restaurant. You've got your lucky shoes on. Nothing can stop it from happening now. Drakken (thinking): Did I remember to turn the death ray off?
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Post by ArtsandCrafts on Jun 22, 2007 15:55:43 GMT -5
Night owls, Norwegian, D/S-supporters...we have some things in common. ;D Well then, thank goodness I have an odd sleep cycle. Now that I think of it, I'm practically nocturnal.
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