As a villain, what would you do ?

[wraith]

Note: Please read the rules for this tread

rules:
1) If you are a good guy, then stop reading at the next ' and return to where you came from

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goodies *sigh*.... too good for theyr own good (good lord, using the word good is painful, better stop using the word good before i turn good myself)

the goal of this tread, beside curing me of boredom,
is to give each other villain an idea about what your field of expertise is so you may form the next world domination team or taking Global Justice "Top 20 wanted list" with a storm, and at the same time avoiding giving away too specific details about yourself which could be used against you. (which means that if you are currently being treated for a bad case of gas, we do not want to know)

So, what would you do/did last month/doing right now as a villain ?

-Taking over the world trough genetically mutated goldfish ? (Piranhas scare me)
-Stealing candy from kids ? (shame on you!)
-Working on your sneaking skills ? (Note to self: glow in the dark ninja suits may look cool, but they are not effective when doing ninja stuff)

[J2]

Here's my evil list:

1) Drove my friends crazy by talking about Kim Possible all the time.
2) Played Gran Turismo 4 excessively.
3) Downloaded a movie for free that was still in the theatre.
4) Made my marquee screensaver have the phrase, "All your base are belong to us!"
5) Ate a pizza and didn't share it.
6) Plugged a fan in to feel the cool air instead of letting a co-worker listen to the radio.
7) Stuck my tongue out at people (for different reasons).
8) Made a preacher mad by telling him my views on religion.
9) I still hate my brother. (Not my twin. The other one who went insane.)
10) Finally told my friend that Kill Bill made me sick to the stomach.

And finally . . . 11) I write KP fanfiction and don't let anybody else read it.

[clayton]

I'd offer my services as an advisor to the others. Suggestions such as "Shoot Kim in the head now and use your delayed torture techniques on the henchmen" or "Do not hesitate on rituals granting you monkey power. If said ritual requires something that has been scattered across the globe, it obviously didn't work that well in the first place and the powers cna probably be duplicated better in laboratory conditions" ought to get me a nice bonus.

[Lord FunkyHoof]

If you're going to kill your nemesis, do it right and quick. Though if you want it do be done slow, do it right and simple. Don't waste your time with being lowered into acid pools, choose your weapon of choice and use it as slowly as possible.

Examples: If you're using a gun/ray, shoot different parts of the body before finishing them off. If you're using a knife, do the same thing, just with multiple blades.

When planning an evil scheme, make sure it's original and unthought of, if it's based off a failed plan or someone elses, chances are you're gonna fail. If it failed once, it is gonna happen again.

[Winterfrost]

First thing's first: I like being a sidekick more than the boss, if I'm a bad guy. The opposite implies if I'm a good guy.
So first thing to do is bust Dr. Drakken and Shego (and maybe other villians) out of prison (post StD).
- I'm studying the blueprints and the security systems and the guard-shift patterns.
- I'm also making some home made grenades (esp smoke and flashbang) and tools.
- I'm practicing in acrobatics and stealth.
- I'm messing around with some of Dr. Drakken's devices, see if any could be used in the jailbreak. (Dr. Drakken told me where his secret lair is)
- I'm practicing various sneaky skills, eg. hacking a computer system, picking a lock, etc.

Haven't thought about what will I do after the successful jailbreak.

[wraith]

(right, forgot to specify that this a kinda of "in character/role-play tread, just to have some fun)

Right, I'm currently looking for a new employee myself, as my previous one had an accident involving a rocket to mars, some sedatives and an angry donkey.

If you are interested then look behind you

[Winterfrost]

wraith said:

(right, forgot to specify that this a kinda of "in character/role-play tread, just to have some fun)

Right, I'm currently looking for a new employee myself, as my previous one had an accident involving a rocket to mars, some sedatives and an angry donkey.

.........................yes........role play. <ahem> *looks left and right agitatedly*

But seriously I AM practicing acrobatics on my own. A bit hard when your body's all stiffed since you've never done it before though.

Now back on topic. If you need some skilled sidekick ( and never a leader himself), I'm your man! (I do lack motivation)

[rockas]

-Destroy My School ....
-Kill all who have done wrong to me...
-Elimnate whoever stands in my way
-Create a powerfull super weapon to do the above

.... I'm out of ideas ... I'll post more when I have the mood ....

[bigpenguin]

I would convince others to do evil.

[conan]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

[Cid]

I will have a Giant Robot

/Cid

[Winterfrost]

New stuff from me:

- Sadistically beat up anyone who made me really really really mad (a fortunately rare occurance)

[shannonzolo]

1.hogged the computer all night and day
2.kept imatiting mickey by saying "hoho'' in a high pitch tone
3.ran up to a hannah montana /mily cyrus fan and said "Mily was a lesobo"
4.beat up my litte brother without even hitting him
5.stoled my older brother's sword and theatend my 5-year old neighbor that i would stab him in the back like drakken did to shego in mdaa

[Donne]

As for killing off your enemies, it really depends on your goal. Would you rather succeed in your plan, or is your motivation seeing your enemy fallen, defeated and devoid of spirit? If your objective is the latter, give your enemy the slightest sliver of a fighting chance- knowing their demise is their own fault makes the goody-goodies all the more morose.

The same could be said for gloating. If you want to get away with the plan, by all means just shut your mouth and go do it, not reveal your plan in explicit detail as the heroes break free of their elaborate and unnecessary trap and use the information you gave them to stop you!

And ranting? Definitely one of the perks of villainy, but leaves you wide open to attack. Do so at your own risk.

Underlings? Very untrustworthy. Any one of them could be a traitor or spy. Never let your henchmen in on any part of the plan that is not needed for them to know, and even then keep a close eye on them. Don't abuse them too much, though, or they may form a peasant-style rebellion, complete with torches and pitchforks.

And a plan is key to a successful heist. Random acts of mayhem tend to not get you into the villain's hall of fame.

Here is an immensely helpful website for the aspiring villains out there (note: I have not read it all; may or may not contain PG-13 content):
evil-guide.tripod.com/

[Cody MacArthur Fett]

As a villain, what would you do?

Easy, flood the city of San Francisco with fish while simultaneously making the streets of Brampton, Canada run white hot with the flames of Iranian oil which would be 'procured' from the Iranian oil deposits themselves via massive tunnels, anything left over would be dumped into the Gulf, creating the biggest oil spill the world has ever seen. Beat that.

[manofevil]

Create a ray that causes a chemical change in Crack cocaine and crystal meth, turning both into poisons and therefore undercut half of the worlds economy.

[Cody MacArthur Fett]

Jul 26, 2008 1:16:58 GMT -5 manofevil said:

Create a ray that causes a chemical change in Crack cocaine and crystal meth, turning both into poisons and therefore undercut half of the worlds economy.

But aren't they already poisonous?

[manofevil]

Addictive poisonous. I'd change them to deadly poisonous.

[Nightspade]

Kill Mr. Dr. P. I believe the sudden and brutal (I'll settle for tragic) death of her father will turn her personal life on it's head. And, I mean c'mon, he's always getting kidnapped, right? How hard can it be to just kill him?

Next, while all of Team Possible tries to solve the murder and Kim's still grief stricken, I engage in a campaign of terror against her and those close to her. Arrange to have her mother sued for malpractice, poison all Naked Mole rat food in Middleton, blast Ron with the 'evilizer' one more time (cannot for the life of me remember the name of that thing at the moment), sending a cybernetically enhanced Kim-clone upon the world to frame her, and locking Hana in some sort of inter-dimensional prison. Yeah, that's right, I'd kidnap a baby and throw her away in solitary dungeon.

After engineering an arms race involving salvaged Warlordian tech and tampering with major vaccine supplies to add a mind control agent, I would have a few corrupt/well intentioned but misguided politicians decommission GJ.

With Kim Possible next to retirement and GJ gone, there would only be Team Impossible and Team Go to stop my master plan. So, I would then set about turning the two against each other. Playing on Team Go's general selfless-ness and Team Impossible's zero tolerance for competition, I'll use a proxy Identity to convince both teams that the other is too dangerous to be allowed to go on.

I'd then plunge the world economy into chaos by placing agents as accountants and financial advisers to SSS's poker group (all of them.) For the impoverished areas of the globe, now armed with alien tech to give them an even footing with the now former world powers, war will need to come then.

After enough damage has been wrought and enough lives lost (I'd say 60 million, give or take a few million) I'll activate the mind control virus via a stealth satellite. All those who were ever given a vaccination will be under my command, including the leaders of all the countries at war. The UN, having clearly failed to maintain peace, will be replaced with a new institution built to suit my needs. Slowly, a new, singular world government will be forged from the ashes of the old ones.

I will begin a rigorous reconstruction campaign, in the guise of the benevolent philanthropist. However, the mass executions that will be necessary to maintain order in my regime will draw the ire of some misguided citizens. That's when the absurdly large secret military of vaccine-controlled super soldiers will be thrust upon the world.

[manofevil]

Dude, that's actually... SCARY =o