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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 7, 2008 23:42:50 GMT -5
39. Additionally, they (naked mole rats) fully comprehend human speech; are able to write, text, and use the Internet; and can fix complicated machinery. 38. It is possible to be strong enough to tackle several large, muscular men several times your own size, despite not having any conspicuous muscle on your own body.
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Post by Redquill on Jan 8, 2008 5:05:14 GMT -5
37} High School Graduation is not the end of the world
36} Never let the monkey drive your new Boat
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Post by frozenfire on Jan 8, 2008 6:53:28 GMT -5
35. You can carry 99 million dollars in your pants.
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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 8, 2008 9:58:50 GMT -5
34. Never make fun of your friends in college.
33. You can destroy buildings, bridges, and highways all over the world without killing a single person.
32. The school valedictorian actually acts as the emcee at a graduation.
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Post by executor on Jan 8, 2008 11:05:20 GMT -5
31. Its no big.
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Post by tiina on Jan 8, 2008 11:13:13 GMT -5
30. You can take a baby with you when you are going to jump with a parachute.
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Disagreemint
Pink Sloth
It's all about the green magic.
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Post by Disagreemint on Jan 8, 2008 17:08:51 GMT -5
44. Even though you eat fast food everyday for lunch and dinner, you still keep your perfectly slim blody. 29. Until the time it turns you into a crazy, Hulk-esque monster, that is.
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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 8, 2008 17:15:12 GMT -5
Speaking of Hulk-esque monsters... 28. If you feed a mutant chicken and vegetables, he will return to the size he was a few weeks before he became a mutant.
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Post by Blue on Jan 8, 2008 17:56:33 GMT -5
27.) Don't talk to the camera screen. People will wonder who the h.ell you're talking to.
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Post by PoisonousAngel on Jan 8, 2008 21:23:36 GMT -5
26. You obvioulsy CAN conquer the world in the time it takes to order a pizza.
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Post by FarAwayGirl on Jan 8, 2008 21:48:28 GMT -5
25. Not ALL cheerleaders are brats
24. Your obession with monkeys CAN kill you
23. Aliens exist
22. You shouldn't laugh at other kids in school or they may turn evil and blue
21. Cargo pants will NEVER go out of style
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Post by manofevil on Jan 9, 2008 0:17:54 GMT -5
20. If their Black Helicopters, their always after you.
19. That which is beyond sick and wrong, is wrongsick.
18. The rise of the machines begins when the price of sodas goes up in the breakroom.
17. Seven was a moopy year.
16. Meanies are visited by Mr. Sitdown
15. Seventh times the charm.
14. The person in the red shirt never makes it back from a mission.
13. Scary scar says "I'm a tough boy....NOT!"
12. Fancy food and frilly frocks don't help your situation.
11. Creepy blue is so last season. This year it's evil umber.
10. What begins with monkeys, ends with monkeys.
09. The dimensional compiler, when used with the wrong protocol, will unravel the very fabric of reality.
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Post by Redquill on Jan 9, 2008 0:56:46 GMT -5
08} You can de-bone a whole chicken in less time than it takes to pull a pin on a grenade
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Post by manofevil on Jan 9, 2008 1:03:30 GMT -5
07. A rocket car, speeding through the desert, WILL stop for a stoplight.
06. The clothes, the hair, they must harmonize.
05. Hair care products have always been the center of the universe.
04. Shutting off the giant sunlamp will make your house more efficient.
03. The blow-back off the spinning tops of doom is murder on the hair.
02. Never, NEVER tell anyone to go out and buy spinning tops of doom.
01. The side-hurdler liftup is a little more this century than the back-flip herky spring.
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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 9, 2008 19:34:15 GMT -5
Woo-hoo! All hundred!
New list:
1000. You will not meet your future self if you travel into the future because you will have been lost in the time stream. 999. It is better to be missing in the time stream that out with a boy. 998. The human voice is capable of breaking through six feet of solid glacial ice.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 10, 2008 1:54:54 GMT -5
997. A duke's ransom isn't worth half a king's. 996. Baby otters do not color themselves. 995. It is okay to ride to school in a self-driving sport utility vehicle but not with a boy. 994. Cheer camp stinks. 993. Paranoia and irrational fear are very potent weapons. 992. Hank's gourmet cupcakes ARE yummy. 991. A problem is just a misunderstood opportunity. 990. Actuaries book odds on people's croakage. 989. Copter hats are cool no matter who's wearing them. 988. Some were born to lead and some were born to Yap Yap Yap! 987. According to the rules, girls are big on grudges. 986. Pleather doesn't breathe. 985. Lying to friends and family is more stressful than fighting for your life. 984. Bags of flour are VERY fragile.
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Post by Kothoga on Jan 10, 2008 14:30:08 GMT -5
983. If you are in a infinity dome you can convert pure mathematical thought into energy and shoot it out from your skull 982. A Rocket scientist and brain surgeon will give birth to a teenage crime fighter and two smart twins
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Post by tidus on Jan 10, 2008 16:36:59 GMT -5
981. In the future everyone will be bigger and more muscular.
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Post by kimburnpotts on Jan 10, 2008 20:46:16 GMT -5
980. Even if you flunked math throughout high s chool, you can acquire all the knowledge and skills required of an actuary in one night. 979. You are 50% less likely to tick off your girlfriend if you are 100% less annoying. 978. Cosmetic surgery can make it possible for you to develop the capability of morphing into the likeness of any individual within seconds. 977. You can get arrested if you are caught wearing a rubber chicken, feather boa, anda lampshade. 976. If you are zapped by a machine that makes you evil, you will develop a vague Eastern European accent. 975. Cheerleaders don't get detention. 974. A klutz can transform into the star of the football team overnight.
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Post by manofevil on Jan 10, 2008 22:37:58 GMT -5
973. It is possible to to bounce all around the world at unpredictable times and still have acceptable attendance records in school. 972. It is possible to bond two people together so that they cannot be separated but can still change their clothes. 971. An anti-matter person will disintigrate everything they touch except the ground beneath their feet. 970. We do NOT mock the Great Blue! 969. Kim Possible really IS all that. 968. A person whose moods are being changed every few seconds by some device will NOT notice.
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