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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 18, 2007 17:38:50 GMT -5
ummm, no it's NOT because I feel your defenceless, it's cause Avegner's Army is being brutish... and they got a nice smack in the face, don't worry I'm sure you can kick their arse's anytime you wanted, but hey, never hurts to have backup, right?
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jun 19, 2007 8:06:07 GMT -5
Somebody needs a dose of reality methinks.
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Post by Loser7 on Jun 20, 2007 20:44:26 GMT -5
I’ve been pondering and pondering over what I should say in this thread. Seriously, I've lost sleep! Thanks alot Ash...It’s not everyday you get to roast someone like ABL. Well, I guess it’s not every day you roast someone at all, but shut up- I’m talking!
So Ash, what more can I say other than- what the hell have you been smoking? Aside from that crack we both bought off the street together. That was some trippy sh*t, right? Yea, don't act like you don't remember. For all that care for me to clarify- I am kidding.
As long as I am clarifying tho- may I clarify that you, *Ashely* , are absolutely BRILLIANT! And by brilliant- I mean absofricki'nlutley out of your mind! But for some reason I get the sense that you are quite proud of your crazy, and for that - you are my perfect match (Now, now- let’s not get slashy about that)
The fact that you embrace your passions with such conviction is why I completely respect you. Yes, I’m being serious, if only momentarily. When I think of the way you view life- I think of a big screen, plasma, surround sound, FULL EXPERIENCE LIFE! Everything you do is bold (bold in bold...hehe) and vibrant. Nothing you do is ordinary. Keep in mind that extrordinary success comes with extrordinary failure. So don’t get too cocky over there! Yea, that's right- I'm talkin' to you. Wipe that dumb look off your face you smug ****!!!!!!!! (anger management >.>)
That’s how brave people live life, though. I think if I could sum you up in one word, and I wasn’t aloud to use the sexual ones, words you can spell on calculators, or adverbs in general, then I would definatley go with BRAVE! You live your life with pride and passion, and I’m jealous! Seriously, knock it off! You’re making us all look bad…(is a hater)
So, to summarize this all up in a way that all of us at home can understand…
Gamer: ABL PWNS Mathlete: ABL > YOU Fangirl: *Ashley OMG!!!1!11111!!!* The Rest of Us: ABL is cool
Luv ya Ash- you continue to rock everyday ;D Loser7 A.K.A Kelli
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 20, 2007 20:47:12 GMT -5
Allright, I think I got it, a 'roast' is basicly us giving our comments about a great mebmer of RS.net, I think I got it.
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Post by Tenkan on Jun 20, 2007 20:51:32 GMT -5
Roating Ashleybenlove? That sounds...mean! COOL! Okay, howabout if I introduce her to my younger brother...my apprentice if you will. Tenkan. Indeed, The force is strong with him...he will be trained to destroy her...I have sensed it. Thankful Gesture: I find oyu comments about me.....interesting. Thank you! *Looks through cupboard* Query to self: What shall I start with first. *Looks through selections of guns*
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 20, 2007 21:09:56 GMT -5
*opens pack of blasters and looks to pick one for a fire fight with Tenkan over who gets to do a roast first* hmm.. ion disableizer, no good.... Royal Naboo secuity pistol? Nah, outdated. DL-44? nah... ASIT: Future Resistance Plasma Blaser... yep. *pulls it out and charges it.* I'm waiting Tenkan... *taps foot*
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Post by Tenkan on Jun 20, 2007 21:20:42 GMT -5
*Gulp*
Gesture: Well...uh....let me see....*Check cupboard again and looks at his own pathetic excuses for weapons*
Worried Supplication: J-Just wait here.....I am just going to the store for a second. *Runs out*
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Post by nabusan on Jun 21, 2007 10:21:40 GMT -5
I’ve been pondering and pondering over what I should say in this thread. Seriously, I've lost sleep! Thanks alot Ash...It’s not everyday you get to roast someone like ABL. Well, I guess it’s not every day you roast someone at all, but shut up- I’m talking!
So Ash, what more can I say other than- what the hell have you been smoking? Aside from that crack we both bought off the street together. That was some trippy sh*t, right? Yea, don't act like you don't remember. For all that care for me to clarify- I am kidding. As long as I am clarifying tho- may I clarify that you, *Ashely* , are absolutely BRILLIANT! And by brilliant- I mean absofricki'nlutley out of your mind! But for some reason I get the sense that you are quite proud of your crazy, and for that - you are my perfect match (Now, now- let’s not get slashy about that) The fact that you embrace your passions with such conviction is why I completely respect you. Yes, I’m being serious, if only momentarily. When I think of the way you view life- I think of a big screen, plasma, surround sound, FULL EXPERIENCE LIFE! Everything you do is bold (bold in bold...hehe) and vibrant. Nothing you do is ordinary. Keep in mind that extrordinary success comes with extrordinary failure. So don’t get too cocky over there! Yea, that's right- I'm talkin' to you. Wipe that dumb look off your face you smug ****!!!!!!!! (anger management >.>)
That’s how brave people live life, though. I think if I could sum you up in one word, and I wasn’t aloud to use the sexual ones, words you can spell on calculators, or adverbs in general, then I would definatley go with BRAVE! You live your life with pride and passion, and I’m jealous! Seriously, knock it off! You’re making us all look bad…(is a hater) So, to summarize this all up in a way that all of us at home can understand… Gamer: ABL PWNS Mathlete: ABL > YOU Fangirl: *Ashley OMG!!!1!11111!!!* The Rest of Us: ABL is cool Luv ya Ash- you continue to rock everyday ;DLoser7 A.K.A Kelli Omg, L7 - beautifully said! *applauds* You pwned my roast.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 21, 2007 11:47:01 GMT -5
*pulls out a book and starts reading while waiting for Tenkan to get back from the Blaster Store*
*looks at watch* How long does it take to pick up a blaster?
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jun 21, 2007 13:50:04 GMT -5
Wow... Kelli. You left me in stunned touchness while making me laugh at the same time. You touched me sentimentally ( and innapropriately) and made me laugh. I really love you, K-Dawg. Thanks.
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Post by Loser7 on Jun 21, 2007 17:39:34 GMT -5
Awe, no problem. I'm glad you liked it! I really wanted to do this, but I just had to find the right time when I was in a writing mood so I could write something descent... and just to clarify-
LOL
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Post by Tenkan on Jun 21, 2007 18:01:36 GMT -5
*pulls out a book and starts reading while waiting for Tenkan to get back from the Blaster Store* *looks at watch* How long does it take to pick up a blaster? *Returns from blaster store* Apology: I am sorry if I made you wait, Luke. Supplication: But now you must die...for I will be the one befor you roast Ashley Benlove. *Pulls out AK-47* Answer: I picked this gun...because of the name, just remove the 'A' and add an 'H'....my name will be presented. Amazing. *Aims the weapon up* Statement: When ever you are ready, meatbag,
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 21, 2007 18:03:59 GMT -5
FINALLY!
*Sends a stream of plasma at Tenkan's AK-47, knocking it out of his hand*
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Post by Tenkan on Jun 21, 2007 18:10:31 GMT -5
*Shocked, Tenkan leaps out of the way and luckily grabs the AK-47...rolling behind a barrel*
Arabic Quote: Yell An!
*Jumps over barrel and fires rapidly at Luke Danger*
Arabic Gesuter: Khara Alaik!
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 21, 2007 18:12:35 GMT -5
YIPES! *activates ASIT: Future Resistance energy sheild, which abosrbs the bullets* That was close, *shoots Tenkan between the legs and in the leg, neck, and arm connections*
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Post by Tenkan on Jun 21, 2007 19:08:40 GMT -5
*Breaks apart*
Gesture: darn it!
Angry Supplication: I do not think so!
*Left arm reaches to foot and presses a button*
*Sending floating-killer drones to attack Luke*
*During the attack of drones Tenkan call upon repair droids to fix him*
*Gets up*
Gesture: Good.
Ordering Statement: LEave him to me, drones.
*Pulls out a pistol*
*Now holding a AK-47, in the right hand, and holding a semi-automatic pistol in the left hand*
Statement: Now we shall draw.
*Waits for an answer*
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 21, 2007 19:50:11 GMT -5
DRAW! *pulls out blaster faster then Tenkan and blows him to itty bitty peices, to small to fix*
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Post by tlionheart78 on Jun 21, 2007 20:00:09 GMT -5
LUKE!!! TENKAN!!! If you have nothing worth saying about ABL, then take the Star Wars elsewhere!
Thank you.
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Post by Luke Danger on Jun 21, 2007 20:18:56 GMT -5
Sorry, were fighting over who gets to say something fisrt, sorry
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Post by Tenkan on Jun 21, 2007 21:06:34 GMT -5
Scared Answer: Ummm......yes....sorry.....but......fine.
Statement: Luke, let us take this to another level......maybe chess, arm-wrestling, rapping?
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