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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 11, 2006 6:57:35 GMT -5
Your cousin wrote an episode of The Simpsons?! WOW!
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Post by nabusan on Sept 11, 2006 7:19:12 GMT -5
I love American Dad! That show rawks! Roger is so funny.
And ooh, you have contacts in the biz! Get an autograph of Matt Groin-ning!
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 11, 2006 15:16:48 GMT -5
I want one too!
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Post by Avenger on Sept 11, 2006 20:51:53 GMT -5
Moment of Silence: 9/11/06
(man… two somber days in as many weeks. Curse you, stingrays! Curse you, terrorists!)
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 12, 2006 8:41:08 GMT -5
*silence*
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Post by Avenger on Sept 13, 2006 0:55:47 GMT -5
Lyrics: “Ride on Shooting Star” by The Pillows Orange slide, the sky that it reflects Sponge's pride, being dangled
Spider The apprehension that was caught alive It's okay even if I don't hide it I want to have colored dreams
Ride on shooting star With the voice of my heart, like a shotgun I kept on singing
Grunge hamster, be grown up Lobster of revenge, bring it along
Sniper I'll say, "What can you see In that fringed world?" I want to touch it before I aim for it
Ride on shooting star Searching for you, and in withdrawal syndrome I told a lie
Ride on shooting star With the voice of my heart, like a shotgun I kept on singing
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 13, 2006 7:03:21 GMT -5
Nice poem type thing.
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Post by Avenger on Sept 13, 2006 14:05:41 GMT -5
My Brother and Me 4 Avenger: "that's a dead mommy." Brother: yeah... yeah it is. Brother: ugh my mommy died. Avenger: I'm sorry. Brother: they should make a zombie clause to the supreme court because if you don't step down before you die then you still have to fulfill your obligation... as a zombie! Avenger: absolutely! Brother: Me-ow. Avenger: more like... yeah. Brother: more like... rrrrweeoroghgh. Brother: so that the Red Eye.... Avenger: yeah... ? Brother: meh. Brother: it should have been worse, it could have been better. Brother: But Agamemnon was in it with the Scarecrow and... a notebook. Avenger: yes. that's right. she played a notebook. Brother: i don't know. Avenger: Brian Cox was in it? Brother: yes. Avenger: cool. Avenger: Transporter 2 was ok. Brother: it looked like it had the potential to be horrible. Avenger: nope. although I liked the first one better. despite what Robert K. Elder says. Brother: oh... right.... the mormon. Brother: um, but I do like that Rachel McAdams... she's pretty good at that acting like stuff thing. Brother: such as notebooks. Avenger: yes. she was very believable as a notebook. Avenger: she's also the daughter of Christopher Walken, so extra points for her. Brother: huh? Avenger: that's the real reason Natalie Wood died. During birth. of Rachael McAdams. Brother: huh? Avenger: there's not really anything more to explain. Brother: i'm so confused. Brother: so my little Willow is in a new show this fall. Avenger: yeah. a stupid new show, from what I hear. Brother: yeah... but it's Willow! Avenger: yes. . . but in a crappy show not starring Willow. Brother: but it's got her and Nick Andopolis from Freaks and Geeks. Avenger: and. . . who's writing the darn show? Avenger: "piping hot from their 40 watt womb!" Brother: what?!!!! (Lobster of revenge!)
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 13, 2006 14:47:18 GMT -5
Have you ever wanted a twin?
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Post by Avenger on Sept 14, 2006 21:21:41 GMT -5
Double your pleasure, double your fun: Twins Hmmm... Have I ever wanted a twin? That's honestly something I haven't given much thought to. But, let us think through it right now, together. Pro and con style, people! Pro: You get to create your funky own language! (Hicka-bicka-boo...) Con: They don't count it as a foreign language credit for school. Pro: You'll always have someone who totally understands you. Con: Sensing everytime each other has to go to the bathroom becomes annoying and disgusting. Pro: You have a strong, emotional, mental, and physical bond to another person. Awesome! Con: One of you may one day have to sacrifice the other in some strange pagan ritual to appease the evil spirits that lie just beyond the veil. Pro: Your best friend is you! Con: No one else will be your friend because you talk in tongues, regularly wet yourself, and have an unhealthy fascination with obscure Japanese folklore. Also, one of you would have to be the evil one. And then you'll have to fight over who gets to claim it. "I'm the evil one." "No! I am!" Yeah, even though it would be fun to play mind games with some girl by switching out with each other during a date, I think there's just too much going against it. Plus, I don't want to be called a "tweeb."
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Post by Retsu on Sept 14, 2006 22:35:27 GMT -5
avenger! hicka bicka boo!
and yeah, im always wanted a twin, but oh well, my bro its 1 year younger than me, so, that was close lol
EDIT: .... now im kinda sad... i miss my brother... so much..
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 15, 2006 6:58:27 GMT -5
Did you make the twin thing because I was asking a twin question?
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Post by Avenger on Sept 15, 2006 19:00:41 GMT -5
Editorial: TexasDisclaimer: The thoughts and opinions expressed by Avenger do not represent the views of RS.net or its members… or Avenger.I don’t like Texas. Just don’t. Don’t care if you live there. Don’t care if your mama lives there. I just plain don’t care for the place. First off, we got the place from Mexico, and the only things we get from Mexico are illegal immigrants and “Montezuma’s revenge.” So, it can’t be that good. Also, the place is too darn big. It’s huge! That’s way more space than any one state needs. And there are way too many people living there, too. I don’t care if it is second to Alaska in size, and second to California in population, it is still too big. And there’s another thing… it’s only second! You’re such a loser, Texas! Can’t even be first in something… loser… And then, even though it’s such a loser, Texas acts all cocky like it is better than everybody else. Take a look: “The Texas Constitution, adopted in 1876, is the second oldest state constitution still in effect. As with many state constitutions, it explicitly provides for the separation of powers and incorporates its bill of rights directly into the text of the constitution (as Article I). The bill of rights is considerably lengthier and more detailed than the federal Bill of Rights, and includes some provisions unique to Texas.” Look at you! Getting all your unique provisions. Think you’re so good, just because you had six flags flying over you. I got your unique provisions right ‘ere! Bite my bum, Texas! (retsu: Hoo-sha! Ashley: Yes.)
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Post by nabusan on Sept 15, 2006 20:06:31 GMT -5
Haha, didn't know you had a bum-biting fetish Avenger
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 16, 2006 9:20:39 GMT -5
I think I am completely offended by that. I really am.
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Post by Avenger on Sept 16, 2006 17:56:13 GMT -5
Health and Nutrition: SPAMAhh… a happy, little canned bundle of joy. Who doesn’t like SPAM? (Except vegetarians… whom I’m just going to eat anyways.) From its slick, slimy texture, to its cheerful pink coloring, to its unique taste, SPAM has been enjoyed by countless millions around the world. Why, did you know aside from the US, it is most popular in the UK? That’s right! The Britons love their SPAM, contrary to what Monty Python would have you believe. Nabu? Fusion? Lord M? How are you enjoying your SPAM Fritters, fellas? Mmm, mmm… fantastic! SPAM is also a curious favorite of the mysterious Far East. It is used in traditional meat dishes and stews. There are even burgers, and a whole restaurant chain based around the delicious canned meat in some Asian countries. Also, the SPAM Roasted Turkey is a rare canned meat accepted under Islamic law. Mmmm… that’s good jihad! As you can see, SPAM has come a long way since its humble beginnings as “Hormel Spiced Ham,” slowly permeating the entire world and our pop culture with its undeniable… existence! And I’m sure it will continue to exist for thousands of years to come. (Not that I’ve ever eaten it, or anything…) Well done, SPAM. Well done. (Nabu: There's a lot you don't know about me... Ashley: Did you not read the disclaimer?)
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 16, 2006 18:02:53 GMT -5
Yea, I did, but I was kinda offended. Initially. Now I could care less.
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Post by Imperial General Someguy on Sept 16, 2006 18:06:31 GMT -5
Editorial: TexasDisclaimer: The thoughts and opinions expressed by Avenger do not represent the views of RS.net or its members… or Avenger.I don’t like Texas. Just don’t. Don’t care if you live there. Don’t care if your mama lives there. I just plain don’t care for the place. First off, we got the place from Mexico, and the only things we get from Mexico are illegal immigrants and “Montezuma’s revenge.” So, it can’t be that good. Also, the place is too darn big. It’s huge! That’s way more space than any one state needs. And there are way too many people living there, too. I don’t care if it is second to Alaska in size, and second to California in population, it is still too big. And there’s another thing… it’s only second! You’re such a loser, Texas! Can’t even be first in something… loser… And then, even though it’s such a loser, Texas acts all cocky like it is better than everybody else. Take a look: “The Texas Constitution, adopted in 1876, is the second oldest state constitution still in effect. As with many state constitutions, it explicitly provides for the separation of powers and incorporates its bill of rights directly into the text of the constitution (as Article I). The bill of rights is considerably lengthier and more detailed than the federal Bill of Rights, and includes some provisions unique to Texas.” Look at you! Getting all your unique provisions. Think you’re so good, just because you had six flags flying over you. I got your unique provisions right ‘ere! Bite my bum, Texas! (retsu: Hoo-sha! Ashley: Yes.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=apMyjOAacyAI absolutly love this commercial...
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Post by nabusan on Sept 16, 2006 18:37:05 GMT -5
I absolutely love that commercial too! Hahaha, that sums up like 1/4 of the sterotypical Texan.
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Post by Luqkim... on Sept 16, 2006 19:28:36 GMT -5
Will you be the Saviour of the Broken, The Beaten and the Darned?
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