|
Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 21, 2006 9:05:58 GMT -5
Why do we have to hear about your brother?
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 21, 2006 20:10:18 GMT -5
Law & Order: Parking Tickets I am sick and tired of getting tickets from this stupid village! I don’t even live here, freaks! Leave me alone! Gah… I had to go to court yesterday to contest some ticket I got back in July. It was a waste of two hours for what was one minute of work. I had to sit there from 9 in the morning until 11, when they finally called my name. Then I went up and told them, “Look, I’m not a resident of this town.” And the judge was like, “Ok,” and tore up the ticket. A ridiculous waste of my time. And I keep getting tickets from the same cop. I don’t know who he is, but apparently he has taken it upon himself to be a total jerk and harass me. He’s given me three undeserved tickets this year (not to mention a couple in previous years). Anyhow, go ahead and give me another one, cause I smell lawsuit! (Ashley: I don't know. Why do I have to hear about your life? Also... because my bro hurricane rocks!)
|
|
|
Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 22, 2006 6:53:21 GMT -5
Hmmm... parking tickets...
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 22, 2006 18:46:15 GMT -5
Now a word from our sponsor: JC Penney’s Alright, so there’s this new ad on TV for JC Penney’s. I guess it is supposed to show how “hot” you look if you wear clothes you bought from JC Penney’s. So, people are like walking around, and they pass a kid with an ice cream cone, and the ice cream melts. Some woman is in an art gallery and all the paint starts coming off of the paintings. Somebody else walks by a store filled with candles, and they all light up. Etc., etc., etc… Anyhow, the very last scene of the commercial, this woman pulls into a gas station and gets out of her car. The camera cuts to her walking around the car, with a giant tanker truck, clearly labeled “FLAMMABLE” in the background. And then… nothing. The commercial ends… WTF!? What teases! I’m sorry, but that is so terribly uncool. If you are going to put a giant tanker truck filled with flammable liquids in a commercial where everybody is walking around all “ hot,” THERE BETTER BE A FRICKIN’ EXPLOSION! No explosion equals one very pissed off Avenger. Then you get a rant, JC Penney’s.
|
|
Fusion Fox
Pink Sloth
READ THIS POST IN A MUMBLING BRITISH ACCENT
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
Posts: 4
|
Post by Fusion Fox on Sept 22, 2006 19:29:02 GMT -5
Yuo want an advert with female models being killed in large explosions of gasoline trucks? Nothing wrong with that ;D
|
|
|
Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 23, 2006 9:43:04 GMT -5
I haven't been to JC Penney's in so long...
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 24, 2006 21:57:02 GMT -5
Behind the Music: Earth, Wind, & FireOur story begins many years ago, in the mythical land of Chi Ca’Go. The Brothers White: Maurice, Verdine, and Fred, and their young sister lived a happy existence. But one day, tragedy struck. The nefarious overlord Evil Roy appeared, laying waste to the land and kidnapping the young White sister. Her brothers tried valiantly to defeat Evil Roy, but were slain one by one. As Maurice lay dying on the ground, he used his dying breath to pray to the Sun Goddess, promising her his soul in exchange for the power and opportunity to rid the land of Evil Roy once and for all. The Sun Goddess heard his prayer and granted his wish… The brothers were resurrected, each receiving a gift from the Sun Goddess herself. Fred, the power of Earth. Verdine, the power of Wind. And Maurice, the power of Fire. The power of Water was reserved for their sister. If the three brothers were able to reunite with her, they would be able to combine all four of their powers and destroy Evil Roy for good. Under the guise of a funk band, the brothers traversed the earth, searching for Evil Roy and their missing sister. Even though they have gained much acclaim and success, their true mission and purpose remains unfulfilled, always finding themselves one step behind Evil Roy. The three White brothers relentlessly continue the search for their kidnapped sister. Earth, Wind, & Fire… on their eternal quest to find Water…
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 24, 2006 22:07:39 GMT -5
Lyrics: “Daydream Believer” by The Monkees Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings Of the bluebird as she sings. The six o'clock alarm would never ring. Whoops its ringing and I rise, Wipe the sleep out of my eyes. My shavin' razor's cold and it stings.
Cheer up, sleepy jean. Oh, what can it mean. To a daydream believer And a homecoming queen.
You once thought of me As a white knight on a steed. Now you know how happy I can be. Oh, and our good times starts and end Without dollar one to spend. But how much, baby, do we really need.
Cheer up, sleepy jean. Oh, what can it mean. To a daydream believer And a homecoming queen. Cheer up, sleepy jean. Oh, what can it mean. To a daydream believer And a homecoming queen.
[instrumental interlude]
Cheer up, sleepy jean. Oh, what can it mean. To a daydream believer And a homecoming queen. [repeat and fade] (Sorry I missed yesterday... double post to make up for it! Okay, I love ya, buh bye!)
|
|
|
Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 25, 2006 6:48:31 GMT -5
That's nice stuff...
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 25, 2006 20:42:44 GMT -5
The New Face of: The CIA
Alright, so the CIA is advertising on television now. Um… isn’t that like counter-productive? “Hey! We’re the CIA! Learn all about us.” Yeah… definitely counter-productive. I thought the whole point of the CIA is to, you know, be secret. You know, to conceal information that the United States doesn’t want getting out to its enemies.
But no, now it’s like, “Come one, come all. Check out the bon-diggity CIA. It’s spankin’, yo!” They gonna start giving tours around all the classified info. “Welcome Ahkmed bin Sharif. Please, help yourself to some lemonade, and a list of our most vulnerable terrorist targets. Also… sugar cookies!”
I mean, I know Osama is supposedly dead now, but come on…
|
|
|
Post by Imperial General Someguy on Sept 25, 2006 22:31:44 GMT -5
Osama is dead !?
|
|
|
Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 26, 2006 8:27:33 GMT -5
I don't know about you but until I see his body I won't believe it.
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 26, 2006 20:15:41 GMT -5
Lyrics: “The Mighty Quinn” by Manfred Mann Come all without Come all within You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn Come all without Come all within You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Everybody's building ships and boats Some are building monuments, others jotting down notes Everybody's in despair, every girl and boy, But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, Everybody's gonna jump for joy.
Come on without Come on within You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
I like to go just like the rest, I like my sugar sweet But jumping queues and making haste just ain't my cup of meat Everybody's beneath the trees feeding pidgeons on a limb But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, all the pidgeons gonna run to him.
Come all without Come all within You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn Come all without Come all within You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Let me do what I wanna do, I can't decide 'em all Just tell me where to put 'em and I'll tell you who to call Nobody can get no sleep there's someone on everyone's toes But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna wanna doze
Come all without(just singin a song) Come all within(everybody) You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn(I wanna hear you sing!)
Come all without Come all within (here he comes now) You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn (let's come on and sing)
Come all without (just singin a song) Come all within (everybody) You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
Come all without Come all within You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn
|
|
|
Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 27, 2006 9:37:15 GMT -5
More song lyrics?
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 27, 2006 23:24:08 GMT -5
ON DEMAND: Kim Possible I'm pretty sick of the way Disney keeps treating KP. I mean, first they cancel it. Then they won't release nice, beautiful season box sets. But, worst of all, they won't make it available on ON DEMAND on Comcast cable. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO WATCH KIM POSSIBLE ANY TIME I WANT, 24/7!!I mean, what's the deal, Disney? Let's get on the ball here! Both Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon have their best shows ON DEMAND. I can go in anytime I want and watch Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Juniper Lee, Fairly Oddparents, and Spongebob. But I can't watch what is an infinitely better show, Kim Possible? Does that make any sense? Where is Disney ON DEMAND? Seriously! I mean, I guess you'll have to throw American Dragon: Jake Long and Suite Life of Zack and Cody on there too. I guess they have fans, or whatever... blech. But, you obviously have enough shows and enough fans who would like to be able to watch them at the push of a button. And it is another great way to keep fans happy, since most of the time you only seem to succeed in totally alienating your consumers and/or pissing them off. So, come on! Kim Possible! ON DEMAND! Get with the program, Disney! (Ashley: Yup! That's my little trick for when I can't think of anything to rant about. Or, when I'm too busy/lazy to bother with ranting. Now you know my secret... )
|
|
|
Post by dracko19 on Sept 28, 2006 0:06:33 GMT -5
ON DEMAND: Kim Possible I'm pretty sick of the way Disney keeps treating KP. I mean, first they cancel it. Then they won't release nice, beautiful season box sets. But, worst of all, they won't make it available on ON DEMAND on Comcast cable. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO WATCH KIM POSSIBLE ANY TIME I WANT, 24/7!![snip] You can....you just have to go to the Disney Website. I agree...it would be nice if Disney would let Comcast TiVo it for the On Demand folks, but the webiste is pretty cool. and just like ON DEMAND, you only get the episode they decide to give you. Check it: tv.disney.go.com/disneychannel/video/index.html
|
|
|
Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 28, 2006 8:30:46 GMT -5
I agree. I don't have on demand, but dude, I have all of the episodes on tape of DVD so it doesn't matter.
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 29, 2006 6:04:07 GMT -5
Late, Late (really Late) Edition: Redecorating Woohoo! I finally got off my lazy bum and reorganized and cleaned my room. ;D Well, a third of the way, anyhow. Actually, my room is still a pretty huge mess. It’s just a different mess than it used to be. But, I did manage to get all my furniture moved around and everything. My friend helped me out with that part, thankfully. (The same friend who just joined the boards… ) I have a pretty sweet setup now. Kinda have like my workstation/game area, and then like my bedroom. Everything was kinda incongruent before, but now it is all separated by similar activities. So, my computer is right next to my TV now. Which is nice, because I can watch TV and be online at the same time now. Makes it real easy to talk about KP now. Plus, now I can still read everybody’s wonderful posts online and not miss a single minute of the Doctor Who Season 2 premiere tomorrow! Er… later today! BOOYAH! 150 minutes of pure Doctor goodness… mmm mmm… ;D And now I have my bed all by its lonesome, so I can concentrate on sleeping while I'm over there. Which I think is going to be for the best... Unfortunately, now 90% of my stuff is just all over the floor. Oh well… that is for tomorrow (later today)… too… tired… now… And sorry for “Random Much?” being so late. I had no computer for almost the entire day due to the redecorating. (Dracko/Ashley: Don't find solutions to the problems! That makes the rant completely meaningless! If there are solutions, then what the heck am I complaining about? huh? HUH?!)
|
|
|
Post by Ashley Benlove on Sept 29, 2006 6:53:01 GMT -5
Bravo. Find solutions to the problemos, man.
|
|
|
Post by Avenger on Sept 29, 2006 21:21:22 GMT -5
Lyrics: “Evil Roy” by Earth, Wind, & Fire
He gets wild at night Gotta sleep all day 'Cause he's wound so tight Blowing his brains away He's in the land of the free And he wants to be Someone they all say will make good But what's reality when you're from the hood It's evil yea, yea, yea
(Chorus) Evil, Evil Roy, who is fooling who Don't you know Evil Evil someone Watching you
Well he got no job so he peddling-fear Trying to push so hard No way out of here It's just the law of the street Too much heat
Pressure cooking, gonna explode But where you gonna be If you lose control It's evil yea yea yea
(Chorus)
(Bridge) Can't you see that your way Is going nowhere fast And your time is just running out Fighting fire with fire It will never pass If evil's what your life's about
(Out Chorus) When you take never giving Hide the pain You stop living
|
|