*takes a bite of his smore and begins his tale*
Back in the good old days of 5th grade when I was a wild and spastic child, I accomplished a feat that has yet to be repeated by anyone since I did it, and even if it was repeated, no one could top the amusement factor that went along with what I did. ;D
We had a substitute teacher on that faithful day. During class at some point, I needed to go to the sink and wash my hands, so I got up and went to the other end of the room to do that. While I was there, some girl loudly accused me of bothering her, which got the teachers attention.
"Stop bothering her," the sub said.
"But I wasn't doing anything to her," I said, which was apparently enough for her to think I was undermining her authority.
Referral number one: Disrespecting the teacher in front of the class and disrupting the class.
So I went to the office to make my rounds in there with the secretaries and the principle regarding the referral (it had happened so often that it felt like a normal habit ;D). I get the referral to bring home to have my parents sign, leave the office, and start walking back to class. On the way back, I couldn't help but feel annoyed and embarrassed by what had taken place. I got in trouble for doing nothing and was going to get yelled at and punished by my parents. I was feeling so bad that I decided to go to the bathroom and just sit there until I felt better and ready to go back to class.
About a half hour later, I hear someone come into the bathroom, and they were calling my name. I was like, "Sh
it," so I stood on the toilet so that the guy looking for me couldn't look under the stall and see feet. He left after a moment, fooled into thinking I wasn't there, so I figured, "Da
mn, I'd better get back to class." I waited a moment to make sure he was gone and out of sight, then bolted back to class.
As soon as I walked in the door, the entire class was like, "OMG CHRIS WHERE WERE YOU WE THOUGHT YOU HAD DIED WHAT HAPPENED" Once again I had gotten the entire class' attention by my actions. I had a nervous/embarrassed smile on my face and was like, "It's alright, I'm OK, nothing to worry about." I then looked in the sub's direction and realized how wrong I was. The look of death was upon her face, and daggers were coming out of her eyes.
Referral number two: Not returning to class in a timely fashion.
And for good measure...
Referral number three: Disrupting the class upon returning to it.
Went back to the office, sat in the principle's office. She was in as much disbelief as I was. Three referrals in one day... I was more embarrassed than ever. Got lectured by her for awhile, then was finally release when it was time to go home. I had an interesting story to tell mom and dad that night.
The icing on the cake happened the next day however. Our regular teacher returned, and was so offended by my actions the previous day...
Referral number four: Blatant disregard and disrespect of a substitute teacher and their authority.
At the time, I thought I was going to be expelled or grounded for life. In retrospect, it was one of the funniest days of my life, and nothing bad ever came out from the whole thing. No one since has been able to combine disrespect, stupidity, and timing the way I did that day, and it may be a long time before the record is broken.
*stops his bad storytelling and continues eating the smore*
I'm Actress Aang! *pulls out mini glider*
Come on Chris, tell the story!
TELL IT IM WAITING!!
i cant just stand here, this ursa robe is hot!
*spins around in meantime*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright, story's done. So what are Aang and Ursa going to do?