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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 21:16:44 GMT -5
Qualification: You can trust me, Warmonga. I am a high classed original HK-47 Assassin Protocol Unit droid. Assassination is not just for the body count, or how many meatbags you kill...it is finesse...art...doing more with less. I would be honored killing a meatba---oh wait. The Master wouldn't like that. Warmonga is attempting to negotiate with your master, for Warmonga would take pleasure in owning you. Clarification: I am feeling quite unsure. Rhetorical: But why must I care...I am as useless as a tool when it comes to two organics fighting to perchase an assassin droid.
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 22:07:29 GMT -5
Warmonga is attempting to negotiate with your master, for Warmonga would take pleasure in owning you. Clarification: I am feeling quite unsure. Rhetorical: But why must I care...I am as useless as a tool when it comes to two organics fighting to perchase an assassin droid. Mego said no anyways. He said he couldn't in good faith sell you, seeing as you are going to become human... And, hey, as long as the human emotion of guilt doesn't get in the way of your violent side, maybe you can help in Warmonga's mission.
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Post by Guru Mandi (will return) on Aug 24, 2007 22:07:59 GMT -5
How do like conquering planets?
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Post by PoisonousAngel on Aug 24, 2007 22:08:24 GMT -5
If Drakken needed your help, would you help him?
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 22:09:32 GMT -5
How do like conquering planets? It is an exhilarating experience, of that Warmonga is sure. And, most of the time, the Lorwardians actually improve the quality of life afterwards, so the conquering is quite fun to Warmonga.
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 22:10:05 GMT -5
If Drakken needed your help, would you help him? It would depend on what he needed help with, and whether it would be honorable.
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 22:10:08 GMT -5
I am...human?
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 22:10:49 GMT -5
Mego said you were going to become human. Did he lie to Warmonga? Warmonga hates people who lie to her!
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Post by Guru Mandi (will return) on Aug 24, 2007 22:11:19 GMT -5
Do the Lorwardians speak ny other languages than english?
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 22:11:35 GMT -5
I am. And I feel...fleshy...and squishy...and my eye sight seems weaker than when I was a droid.
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 22:12:57 GMT -5
Do the Lorwardians speak ny other languages than english? We speak the languages of the local planetoids, however as we expand we are working on engineering something that is the technological equivalent of the babelfish Douglas Adams speaks of in his novels.
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 22:13:39 GMT -5
I am. And I feel...fleshy...and squishy...and my eye sight seems weaker than when I was a droid. Well, look at Warmonga. Tell Warmonga if it feels different to you. *takes a pose for Tenkan*
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 22:15:09 GMT -5
It does. And you look much different. From the view before...everything was colored with detailed red. Marking every meatbags weakpoints and disadvantages. And now...I feel vulnerable.
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Post by Guru Mandi (will return) on Aug 24, 2007 22:21:57 GMT -5
*pokes Tenkan* I can get used to this
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 22:23:09 GMT -5
*Slap her hand away* MEH!
And my syntax systems...I used to speak like a prefect assassin droid.
But I am wondering? Do I still think of killing like an assassin droid?
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Post by Warmonga on Aug 24, 2007 22:25:14 GMT -5
*Slap her hand away* MEH! And my syntax systems...I used to speak like a prefect assassin droid. But I am wondering? Do I still think of killing like an assassin droid? Warmonga was afraid the human guilt would sink in about the killing....
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 22:26:39 GMT -5
Do not worry, Warmonga. This is only temporary...I hope. Yet it feels so relieving that I can touch, taster, feel, and see like a human.
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Post by DP on Aug 24, 2007 22:28:25 GMT -5
I am. And I feel...fleshy...and squishy...and my eye sight seems weaker than when I was a droid. Well, look at Warmonga. Tell Warmonga if it feels different to you. *takes a pose for Tenkan* LOL, are you hitting on him Warmonga? I bet he looks hot as a human! ;D
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 24, 2007 22:35:05 GMT -5
Hot? I am not in any high temperature at the moment. AM I ON FIRE? What?
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Post by Rocket on Aug 24, 2007 22:39:03 GMT -5
Hot? I am not in any high temperature at the moment. AM I ON FIRE? What? It means you look attractive.
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