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Post by mego on Mar 15, 2007 11:00:30 GMT -5
I doubt even my computer science university textbooks could manage that. Not if they are Canadian textbooks. |
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 15, 2007 11:05:49 GMT -5
I was expecting him to let others attempt to answer first. Of course I didn't expect to stump him.  I doubt even my computer science university textbooks could manage that. Well, it's possible for sure since there's always something new to learn. But I was the one grading computer source code projects last week... And I found the following comment written by the student in the source: // Since this file is loaded on every page, and since
// I want the following function on every page, I'm going to
// cheat and include it here even though it has nothing to
// do with the other things in this file.Needless to say, that student didn't receive the highest grade in the class. |
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Mar 15, 2007 11:19:24 GMT -5
// Since this file is loaded on every page, and since
// I want the following function on every page, I'm going to
// cheat and include it here even though it has nothing to
// do with the other things in this file.Needless to say, that student didn't receive the highest grade in the class. That child has guts. I'll give him/her that. |
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 15, 2007 11:26:30 GMT -5
I'm not sure the "child" realized I'd be reading the source code and figured I'd just run the programs instead.
Honestly, you'd think people would've learned by now that I'm more thorough than that.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Mar 15, 2007 11:28:44 GMT -5
Now see, this is where I'd show them who's running the class room.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 15, 2007 11:30:47 GMT -5
And how praytell would you do that?
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Post by mego on Mar 15, 2007 11:33:16 GMT -5
And how praytell would you do that? I'm sure pain and/or deathrays would be involved. |
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 15, 2007 11:35:05 GMT -5
I think he was going for the "admitting to the crime reduces the punishment" thing. |
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Mar 15, 2007 11:35:22 GMT -5
And how praytell would you do that?  |
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Post by mego on Mar 15, 2007 11:36:00 GMT -5
I think he was going for the "admitting to the crime reduces the punishment" thing. Speaking of crime and punishment... zaps TPThat's for the collar. |
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Post by jmt5887 on Mar 15, 2007 11:36:22 GMT -5
*slips into his seat* That is some bad mistakes.
I've got a history question.
Who gave the "The Conspiracy of the East St. Louis Riots" address?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 15, 2007 11:43:10 GMT -5
I think he was going for the "admitting to the crime reduces the punishment" thing. Speaking of crime and punishment... zaps TPThat's for the collar. Ow! *raises hand* Mr. Barkin! The student beside me is being rambunctious! |
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Post by jmt5887 on Mar 15, 2007 11:50:03 GMT -5
*places feet on his desk* When is there going to be a Pop Quiz?
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 15, 2007 11:57:09 GMT -5
*slips into his seat* That is some bad mistakes. I've got a history question. Who gave the "The Conspiracy of the East St. Louis Riots" address? Marcus Garvey, if I'm not mistaken. |
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 15, 2007 11:57:29 GMT -5
*places feet on his desk* When is there going to be a Pop Quiz? When I feel it necessary. |
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 15, 2007 11:58:07 GMT -5
Speaking of crime and punishment... zaps TPThat's for the collar. Ow! *raises hand* Mr. Barkin! The student beside me is being rambunctious! Mego is actually in the application process to become a teacher. Regardless... knock it off Mego. |
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Mar 15, 2007 12:00:55 GMT -5
*places feet on his desk* When is there going to be a Pop Quiz? When I feel it necessary. Is he allowed to have his feet up on the desk like that? |
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Post by jmt5887 on Mar 15, 2007 12:00:56 GMT -5
You are correct. I missed that very question at a nation competiton. I'll never forget that name.
*Scoots his desk up closer to the teachers desk and places his feet on Barkin's desk*
*throws a paperwad at Dr. D*
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Mar 15, 2007 12:06:42 GMT -5
Lights a small laser pen into Jmt's eyes, blinding him for a few seconds and causing him pain*
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 15, 2007 12:08:07 GMT -5
You are correct. I missed that very question at a nation competiton. I'll never forget that name. *Scoots his desk up closer to the teachers desk and places his feet on Barkin's desk* *throws a paperwad at Dr. D* This *is* a classroom. Feet down. Now. |
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