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Post by mego on May 17, 2007 18:09:22 GMT -5
Wow, Dementor. How desparate can you be? Let him prove his accusations first, yes? But then I might not be able to make my joke.
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 17, 2007 18:15:56 GMT -5
Let him prove his accusations first, yes? But then I might not be able to make my joke. Tja, zat is your problem entirely, he he. However, I vill RETIRE FOR ZE NIGHT NOW!
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Post by Rognik on May 17, 2007 18:27:06 GMT -5
Why did you get into the villainy gig? Are villains a significant demographic in the world? Do you think there should be equal rights for villains?
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Post by mego on May 17, 2007 18:27:49 GMT -5
Do you think there should be equal rights for villains? If villians don't want to promote equal rights, then they don't get any themselves.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on May 17, 2007 18:30:02 GMT -5
Yes you do. You've even outsourced from me. I do not outsource half as much as you do... And at least I know vat ze devices I steal CAN ACTUALLY DO! Let's see know. I knew how the giant laser drill worked. I knew how the cybertronic tick worked. I knew how the weather machine worked. I knew how the neural compliance chip worked. I knew how project Phoebus worked. I knew how the muscle-enhancing rings worked. The only reason I didn't know how the neutronalizer or the self-reproducing plasma worked is because they were both top secret government weapons. I was lucky to even get the information I got. Now let's see what I've invented. The nano bomb, the Nakazumi-bot, the magmachine, the pollution machine, the Doomsday Decimator, the Aurora Orchid serum, the Hypertronic Devastator Drone, the Atmosphere Disruptor, the brain tap machine, the mind-switching machine, Lather, Rinse and Obey (a working mind control shampoo), the silly hats, the Diablo-bots, the partical cannon, the DrakkForce One, the DoomVee 2.0 and let's not forget countless deathrays or the synthodrones. All of wich were perfectly usable, working doomsday devices. Now, tell me, what have you invented?
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 18, 2007 4:44:24 GMT -5
Why did you get into the villainy gig? Teaching at ze university just didn't do it for me, and I really LIKE BEING EVIL! It is rather simple, really. Vell, zat depends on how you understand "significant", no? Ve are not incredibly many people, but ve hold quite a bit of money and power. I don't care much about ze rights of ozzers... As for me: Might makes right.
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 18, 2007 4:50:07 GMT -5
Let's see know. I knew how the giant laser drill worked. I knew how the cybertronic tick worked. I knew how the weather machine worked. I knew how the neural compliance chip worked. I knew how project Phoebus worked. I knew how the muscle-enhancing rings worked. The only reason I didn't know how the neutronalizer or the self-reproducing plasma worked is because they were both top secret government weapons. I was lucky to even get the information I got. You did not know about ze functions of Ray X or ze PANDIMENSIONAL VORTEX INDUCER, no? And zere is a funny story about you, a weazer mashine, and lots of fish... Who is ze show-off now? But zey vere all perfectly usable and vorking, vy have you not deFEATED FRÄULEIN POSSIBLE WIZ ANY OF ZEM?
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Post by Dr. Drakken on May 18, 2007 6:35:43 GMT -5
Let's see know. I knew how the giant laser drill worked. I knew how the cybertronic tick worked. I knew how the weather machine worked. I knew how the neural compliance chip worked. I knew how project Phoebus worked. I knew how the muscle-enhancing rings worked. The only reason I didn't know how the neutronalizer or the self-reproducing plasma worked is because they were both top secret government weapons. I was lucky to even get the information I got. You did not know about ze functions of Ray X or ze PANDIMENSIONAL VORTEX INDUCER, no? And zere is a funny story about you, a weazer mashine, and lots of fish... And you know what unlabeled buttons do? No, you don't. You're not psychic. But zey vere all perfectly usable and vorking, vy have you not deFEATED FRÄULEIN POSSIBLE WIZ ANY OF ZEM? I could ask you the same question you know. Because, you bumbling idiot, they weren't made for that purpose. They were made with world conquering in mind, not to kill off an annoying cheerleader. Except for the Aurora Orchid serum, which was designed to kill her off. And it was working too, until the specialists I hired to take care of her botched up.
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 18, 2007 10:43:02 GMT -5
You did not know about ze functions of Ray X or ze PANDIMENSIONAL VORTEX INDUCER, no? And zere is a funny story about you, a weazer mashine, and lots of fish... And you know what unlabeled buttons do? No, you don't. You're not psychic. You might remember zat I knew exactly vat ze PDVI did... or has it SLIPPED YOUR MIND? As for ze weazer machine: I am capable of READING ZE HANDBOOK! Now you are just talking nonsense... Ze diablos veren't supposed to defeat Kim Possible? Ze Nakazumi-bot? Ze DoomVee? Funny zat you should use zem to attack Fräulein Possible zen... I vill give you a hint zen: Perhaps you should EXPECT ZE CHEERLEADER TO INTERFERE! But of course it's never your fault... It's alWAYS ZE OZZERS WHO FAIL, no?
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Post by mego on May 18, 2007 12:07:37 GMT -5
In Drakken's defense, his plans for finishing off Kim Possible are very sound (usually.) However, it's his execution of the plans that goes wrong. You can't blame the gadgets for an operator error.
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Post by Duke Random Guy ZT on May 18, 2007 12:11:24 GMT -5
Hey Dementor, have you ever played the game Zero Wing?
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 18, 2007 13:00:05 GMT -5
Hey Dementor, have you ever played the game Zero Wing? No, I can't say I have...
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 18, 2007 13:03:01 GMT -5
In Drakken's defense, his plans for finishing off Kim Possible are very sound (usually.) However, it's his execution of the plans that goes wrong. You can't blame the gadgets for an operator error. I don't disagree wiz zat.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on May 18, 2007 13:15:54 GMT -5
Now you are just talking nonsense... Ze diablos veren't supposed to defeat Kim Possible? Ze Nakazumi-bot? Ze DoomVee? Funny zat you should use zem to attack Fräulein Possible zen... They were not desinged with Kim Possible in mind. When I go for world domination I go for WORLD DOMINATION! And I can't believe I have to explain this to someone who stole a kinetic modulator just to power a cocoa maker. Do you even have any idea how much power that thing could've provided your counter-electrodynamic concentrator with? And really? A flashlight with a red bulb? Just... What? And one more question. What exactly were you planning to do with the PDVI?
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 18, 2007 14:46:09 GMT -5
Now you are just talking nonsense... Ze diablos veren't supposed to defeat Kim Possible? Ze Nakazumi-bot? Ze DoomVee? Funny zat you should use zem to attack Fräulein Possible zen... They were not desinged with Kim Possible in mind. When I go for world domination I go for WORLD DOMINATION! I find it hard to believe you vould disregard your so-called arch-enemy completely... but vell. Yes, not enough. After all, I invented ze device and know vat amounts of power it needs. You don't have to like my dramatic villain light. It suffices zat I do. Ah yes, ze pandimensional vortex inducer... A vonderful intrument of destruction... I still wonder vy one of ze supposed good guys vould INVENT A DEVICE LIKE ZAT! Anyhow, I vanted to decide during my vell-deserved vacation; I had several different schemes in mind, but I vould definitely have used ze remote control unit.
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Post by littlemissruthie on May 18, 2007 15:02:08 GMT -5
Do you like my sig and banner?
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Post by Luke Danger on May 18, 2007 15:35:27 GMT -5
You know Drakken, the proffesor has a point, you ALWAYS need to consider Kim in your plans, my advice? Get some guy or gang to kill her off, or ask Shego to do it, while you focus on the rest of the world
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 18, 2007 15:37:00 GMT -5
Do you like my sig and banner? I generally do not like ze heroes... And isn't your signature and banner ze same?
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Post by Dr. Drakken on May 18, 2007 16:57:41 GMT -5
Your inventions aren't very energy efficiant then.
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Post by Professor Dementor on May 18, 2007 17:03:23 GMT -5
Your inventions aren't very energy efficiant then. Zis one no, but it was designed to ABSORB ALL ZE ENERGY IT COULD GET, so it vould have been a bit stupid if it had been energy efficient, no?
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