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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 9, 2008 12:56:38 GMT -5
My ex-wife would say that my socks can operate as fully-functional death rays. Let me guess, with the odor? I plead the fifth.
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Post by Bonnie Rockwaller on Mar 9, 2008 14:37:51 GMT -5
Barkin's still here? Figures..
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 10, 2008 22:25:12 GMT -5
Barkin's still here? Figures.. No eyeball rolling in the halls, Rockwaller.
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Post by Mickey on Mar 10, 2008 22:33:58 GMT -5
I'm just wondering why you'd say I'm jealous. I'm in middle of a midlife crisis. Do I really need a good reason why I say things that I do? Midlife crisis or menopause? Happy Birthday, sir. I bought you a present. *wheels in big box* Thank you very much! *calls in bomb squad* One can never be too careful. It's a BowFlex Home Gym, Paranoid.
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Post by kimburnpotts on Mar 16, 2008 0:04:23 GMT -5
Hi Mr. B.! How's the crisis going? Are you at the stage where you're looking for a 20 something girlfriend yet?
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Post by drakkensgurl on Mar 16, 2008 10:08:24 GMT -5
*Coughs* Ohh yeahh... You know... *Coughs* The person above my post?... Ehh... *Points to Julie* Part of the, uh, Barkulie ship, which I just so happen to ship? What is your least favorite type of candy?
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 17, 2008 21:51:43 GMT -5
I'm in middle of a midlife crisis. Do I really need a good reason why I say things that I do? Midlife crisis or menopause? Thank you very much! *calls in bomb squad* One can never be too careful. It's a BowFlex Home Gym, Paranoid. *wipes away tear* It's... it's... beautiful. Thank you for the gift. I apologize for suspecting you. As for the menopause... nice try, wise guy.
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Post by nascarjohn29038 on Mar 17, 2008 21:53:50 GMT -5
Are you still coaching the football team? Who is your football idol(if you have one)?
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Post by Mickey on Mar 17, 2008 21:54:20 GMT -5
It's a BowFlex Home Gym, Paranoid. *wipes away tear* It's... it's... beautiful. Thank you for the gift. I apologize for suspecting you. As for the menopause... nice try, wise guy. I am glad you like it. Chuck Norris would not shut the hell up about it. You probably do not know this, but I am following in your footsteps, Mr. Barkin.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 17, 2008 21:54:39 GMT -5
Hi Mr. B.! How's the crisis going? Are you at the stage where you're looking for a 20 something girlfriend yet? No comment on that question, but one request: no green body paint. I beg of you.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Mar 17, 2008 22:23:16 GMT -5
No comment on that question, but one request: no green body paint. I beg of you. We all do.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 21, 2008 15:38:43 GMT -5
Are you still coaching the football team? Who is your football idol(if you have one)? I am indeed. No real football idols. Rugby's more my sport.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 21, 2008 15:41:33 GMT -5
*wipes away tear* It's... it's... beautiful. Thank you for the gift. I apologize for suspecting you. As for the menopause... nice try, wise guy. I am glad you like it. Chuck Norris would not shut the hell up about it. You probably do not know this, but I am following in your footsteps, Mr. Barkin. I knew it! I knew I was being trailed! And my ex-wife thought I was just being paranoid. Well... I'm glad that it is you behind me and not an Enemy from the Other Side. I am greatly complimented.
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Post by Mickey on Mar 21, 2008 17:34:49 GMT -5
I am glad you like it. Chuck Norris would not shut the hell up about it. You probably do not know this, but I am following in your footsteps, Mr. Barkin. I knew it! I knew I was being trailed! And my ex-wife thought I was just being paranoid. Well... I'm glad that it is you behind me and not an Enemy from the Other Side. I am greatly complimented. Okay, Captain Literal, I was being figurative. I meant I am studying to become a teacher, as well.
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Post by kimburnpotts on Mar 25, 2008 13:43:08 GMT -5
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Post by kimburnpotts on Mar 25, 2008 13:44:05 GMT -5
^^ Sorry about that, Mr. B., I meant to edit. Just wanted to let you and Dr. D. know I am staying clear of the body paint.
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Mar 25, 2008 14:05:00 GMT -5
did you kick butt today?
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Post by kimburnpotts on Mar 25, 2008 14:29:44 GMT -5
...and if you did, whose?
Next question: Would you care to share your ethnic/cultural background?
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Mar 25, 2008 19:37:44 GMT -5
^^ Sorry about that, Mr. B., I meant to edit. Just wanted to let you and Dr. D. know I am staying clear of the body paint. Huzzah!
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Post by Steve Barkin on Mar 27, 2008 18:38:41 GMT -5
I knew it! I knew I was being trailed! And my ex-wife thought I was just being paranoid. Well... I'm glad that it is you behind me and not an Enemy from the Other Side. I am greatly complimented. Okay, Captain Literal, I was being figurative. I meant I am studying to become a teacher, as well. Brave soul. I hear that Modells' is having a sale on protective gear. Be sure to don some.
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