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Post by TheRonPrincesS on Dec 14, 2007 10:14:18 GMT -5
I would probably refer them for tutoring. Unless they demonstrated a mathematical error so glaring that it would consititute a crime against a humanity if one were not to correct it. Oh man.. I hate tutoring ¬¬.. But well, thanks for advice..- What is your favorite color? Which is your favorite country?.. No wait.. Which country will you visit?
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 15, 2007 22:35:37 GMT -5
My favorite color would be camaflouge, if that counts. Otherwise, it would be brown. Clearly, my favorite country is the United States of America. If I had to visit another country, however, I would probably choose Canada because I am exceedingly unoriginal.
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Post by kimburnpotts on Dec 15, 2007 23:06:27 GMT -5
Lieutenant Colonel Barkin, sir, I've noticed that there seems to be a really shortage of teachers at Middleton High. May I hand you my application? CV and letters of recommendation enclosed?
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 16, 2007 14:21:03 GMT -5
If you are interested in a position, please fill out the following forty-page application and hand in your CV, thirteen letters of recommendation, and eleven notarized affidavits vouching for your character. You will also need to be fingerprinted for a series of background checks and undergo a battery of psychological assessment in order to ensure that you are a proper fit for Middleton High.
And to any of you who thinks this is excessive, remember: You can never be too careful, especially if you consider the possibility of an infiltrating spy coming from enemy lines.
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Post by TheRonPrincesS on Dec 16, 2007 15:00:51 GMT -5
I would probably choose Canada because I am exceedingly unoriginal. Equal Mr.B, Canada is also nice.. And how are you now? How was your day? Have you an interesting-thing to tell us?
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Dec 16, 2007 18:21:50 GMT -5
hello! what do you think of jim & tim possible?
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 17, 2007 20:37:13 GMT -5
My day was quite fine, thank you, RonsPrincess. (Incidentally, are you referring to STOPPABLE? *shakes head* I'll never understand teenagers... I guess there's no accounting for tastes...) As for something interesting - well, there is a blow-out sale at SmartyMart in the housewares department, so it is a perfect time for buy pots and pans for Christmas.
As to the clownfish: Possible and Possible and I have reached an agreement. They replace my car with each car of mine that they destroy, and I don't fail them. Thus far, it works for both us. Unfortunately, Possible cars have the distinct disadvantage of having unlabelled buttons that perform unexpected tasks. Just this morning I tried to activate the windshield wiper and I ended up being ejected from the sunroof.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 18, 2007 15:35:28 GMT -5
All right, people, listen up! I don't dawdle here for nothing! Start asking questions! NOW! That's an order!
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Post by executor on Dec 18, 2007 15:38:09 GMT -5
Do you enjoy teaching?
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 18, 2007 16:05:37 GMT -5
I enjoy teaching minds which are teachable, malleable, and impressionable. Preferably ones that don't think for themselves.
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Post by TheRonPrincesS on Dec 18, 2007 16:40:42 GMT -5
My day was quite fine, thank you, RonsPrincess. (Incidentally, are you referring to STOPPABLE? *shakes head* I'll never understand teenagers... I guess there's no accounting for tastes...) As for something interesting - well, there is a blow-out sale at SmartyMart in the housewares department, so it is a perfect time for buy pots and pans for Christmas. - YAY!! I'm referring to Ron Stoppable, nice he? ;D Hejjj, you we're too a teenager years ago.. Aren't you .. And Ron is the sweetest boy I've ever seen *-* .. Okejj too much information, Change the thema!! -Oh that's nice, I would buy some.. for the party we would have on christmas More Questions mr.B!! If I could be in your class, what would you say? Which moments on the Kim Possible-Series we're for you much interesting or much special? Have you pets? ;D
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 18, 2007 16:58:45 GMT -5
- YAY!! I'm referring to Ron Stoppable, nice he? ;D Hejjj, you we're too a teenager years ago.. Aren't you *shivers* Don't remind me. *tries to block memories of 1970's fashions* I would tell you to listen up, take notes, study hard, and not to challenge my authority. Thus far, you appear to be doing rather well in those domains (or at least the ones that apply to a message board)... Kim Possible series? Are you speaking of a TV show or a book? I don't understand. Why do so many people on this board appear to think that I am some sort of fictional character? I have a labrador retriever named Major. He accompanies me on my fishing expeditions, plays rugby, and is an excellent guard dog. My ex-wife thinks that I've made him dangerous because he chased away those two punks trying to vandalize my car. Their injuries weren't even permanent. I can't figure that woman out.
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Post by Warmonga on Dec 18, 2007 17:08:24 GMT -5
Kim Possible series? Are you speaking of a TV show or a book? I don't understand. Why do so many people on this board appear to think that I am some sort of fictional character? Most people here live in a parallel universe, where our lives were events in an animated series called "Kim Possible". It takes some getting used to.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 18, 2007 17:11:53 GMT -5
Are you telling me that, in some parallel universe, I am a CARTOON?! A mere CARICATURE?!
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Post by Warmonga on Dec 18, 2007 17:13:03 GMT -5
Are you telling me that, in some parallel universe, I am a CARTOON?! A mere CARICATURE?! Yes. In a parallel universe, everyone and everything in our universe exists only as the fictional settings and characters of a Disney cartoon.
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 18, 2007 17:14:45 GMT -5
GAH!!!! Run for your lives, people! Reality as we know it unravelling!
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Post by executor on Dec 18, 2007 17:27:12 GMT -5
Gah
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Post by Steve Barkin on Dec 18, 2007 17:45:37 GMT -5
Ah, eyeball rolling. Apparently, people in this universe are not so different than people in Middleton. I just may be able to get used to this place. Apparently there are authority-challengers everywhere.
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Post by TheRonPrincesS on Dec 18, 2007 17:47:52 GMT -5
Kim Possible series? Are you speaking of a TV show or a book? I don't understand. Why do so many people on this board appear to think that I am some sort of fictional character? Okejjj.. Forget the question Mr.B.. I was thinking that you're an actor on the Kim Possible-Series.. I would tell you to listen up, take notes, study hard, and not to challenge my authority. Thus far, you appear to be doing rather well in those domains (or at least the ones that apply to a message board)... I would make it Sir!!.. But I need help in mathematics!! And PS.. Then is good More questions Mr.B, and I hope I don't bother you: - Do you like it to look tv sometimes?? - What is your favorite movie or series?? - Favorite game as child or for now? - I have a little sister Mr.B.. And when someone bothers her, I'm everytime sooo mad with that someone, that I would beat him.. What can I do??
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Dec 18, 2007 17:48:55 GMT -5
do you have a yelling problem? do you have restless led syndrome? do you have post-tramatic stress disorder?
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