Firstly, I'm gonna Vent my feelings on the matter,
THEN I'm gonna post some quotes, old or not and respond to those. Feel Free To Pick on anything that's flawed/i've missed...
I think I recall a DC Kids awards show over here about 2-ish years ago. I think the only reason KP was in certain categories was that that years show was KP themed (I still have it taped somewhere... you non-believers). The year after though... nowhere to be found... I think The Categories that had KP (as a show) in before was something like: crappy animated show, unfunny crappy animated show, Recess, Unfunny Live Action Show, Crappy Live Action Show and/or Lizzie McStupid and Recess. And I don't think one got done this year so I cannot comment on that.
When Season 3 started, KP was moved to the lesser Toon Disney Channel to make room for some Unfunny Live Action Show (I Think... It may have just been Phil Of The Future), to which I thought, "Yeah, KP's pretty much f*cked here... At least were still getting Season 3." After (Read: Thankfully) Toon Disney Got Canned, KP was put back on DC... but when I check the Sky Planner it's only on at 6am, 12pm, 3:30 pm and, on extremely rare occasion, after the 7pm movie at about 9:30pm-ish. I haven't seen Or heard of
ANY season 3 ep being Aired Terrestrially over here... I could be wrong, and that I slept straight through when they DID air it... but meh.
Regardless; Disney, like Sega/Sonic Team, aren't f*cking listening to their fans... which is why everything either sucks, or just isn't funny anymore. Though despite the fact that most of the new (read: 3D) games have been crap... Not to Mention that (the English version of) Sonic X wasn't that great Either (IMO I have people to blame for that though), I'm still a Sonic fan, just like I was back in June '91... but less obsessive.
IMHO: Disney's gonna turn into the next Nickelodeon... Remember what happened to stuff like Invader Zim anyone? OK, So Zim was Radically Different, but people absolutely loved it. Besides, Nick's done the radically different thing before with Ren & Stimpy, and look where that ended up.
It's amazing they put so much into their frelling movies (I'm already about to throw up with all the videos they keep playing from that Corbin "I really need a haircut" Blue movie) and utter crap like this Cory in the House thing, yet appear to be letting KP die on the vine.
They w'hore out High School Musical so much over here it gives my a bloody headache. D:
I guess that's why I can't stand it anymore... :v
Thankfully, they've finished with it... For Now... DUN, DUN, DUN!!!
This is really the only board left that is "thriving," meaning an average of 100 posts or more per day. 2 years ago there were at least five. Today, Middleton High Auditorium and Drakken's Crib are still alive, but barely active. TV.com is but a shadow of the old TV Tome board. I'd say the overwhelming majority of RS.net's posts are made by members who have been around at least a year...that is not a good sign.
I think that's why I migrated from Drakken's Crib to here. That Place is deader than a Dodo with AIDS. The Webmaster
doesn't seem to want to bother with the main site and only keeping the forum open, by the looks of the main page. I think I did the Same with All Things Are Possible... All that's left of that is the forum and
THAT'S Hardly ever active anyway...
We need to have a talk with the toy manufacturers about this (they're the ones who make these decisions, not Disney).
Right now, except for a few odds & ends at the Disney Store, there is no KP merchandise--old or new--out there in the stores. Nothing, nada...zilch.
Try: Sweet F.A. around here
at all! I think all we have are the GBA/PS2/DS Games and that's it... Oh, and on the Rare Occasion, one of the DVDs. None of the local disney Stores have EVER had anything KP related in it at all... I've had to get everything Via Ebay or Amazon or Play...
AND it's only been recent (i.e. sometime early this year... I think It might have been February) that
KP happy meal toys were made... granted, they were crap compared to the Happy Meal toys of Yore/
American Happy Meal toys, but at least we still had some.
I don't get why anybody who watches D.C can possibly not like KP?! I bet they're all That's So Raven fans...
I don't get it either, yet I know why...
Kids? Kids are stupid creatures. Most of them, anyway. Not even joking here. And stupid kids only like stupid humor they can get and laugh at, like the stuff in TSR. KP humor is intelligent, sarcastic humor, therefore the kids don't get it, don't get any humor out of it and don't watch it because it's "boring".
yeah, those Pathetic Human Offspring... look at them... they're so hideous... ?! Oh, Excuse the Black Doom Moment there, but there is a point there... Kids only Generally go for Stupid Humour. A Kind of Humour I've kinda got a taste (a Distaste actually) for in Cartoons. Example: I liked Pinky and The Brain up untill the last season when they introduced Emyra from Tiny Toons into the cast to get some Stupid Humour... Why O Why did they do that? TO be thourally honest, I think Elmyra Is probably why the ratings went crashing on that show. Rugrats started to become a little Lame after the first movie, and All Grown Up just sucks for me. Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (I'd better mention a Disney show now...), IMO, Tries and Fails at trying to do the clever/stupid thing that the first 2 seasons of P&TB had. Yet Kids like it... Pathetic Disgusting Humans... Anyway:
All In All, It's the Clever Comedy, Clever Comebacks, Witty Puns/ One-Liners, and Sarcastic Wit that gets a Laugh Out of me... not the lame-ass stupidity that calls itself a cartoon we have now. Maybe It's Just me Geting Old. :-\
Despite that, I can happilly watch stuff like Family Guy, Jackass, South Park, et al and still laugh at it because there's stupididty in there, and there's also clever stupidity in there too. (well not in Jackass anyway, but it's fun to watch stupid real life people doing real life stupid things, which probably makes the point I just made above Moot)
Well, this is the board for REAL Kp fans.
YA!! We're F*cking hardcore!! ;D
Yeah... that's the problem with kids.
I hate TSR. It's horrible. Plus, I resent that her fans didn't have to do a aw, shucksed thing to get 100 episodes. Some KP fans worked 2 years to get her more than 65 episodes.
For the Sake of something Humerous in this already god-long post: I'll post a convosation between the excecs about this*:
* Note that this never actually happened, if you think it did, go see a Shrink - you're obviously Dumb... Or a Time Lord... or an insider at Disney, and I demand Season 4 of KP!!! D:Excec1: TSR's doing well. It has a Sh*tload of Fans...
Eisner: Good, Good... Give them More Episodes
Excec2: KP's doing Well, It has a Sh*tload of Fans...
Eisner: Keep it at 65 Idiot... Who Hired You anyway...
YOU'RE FIRED!! D:Excec1: Sir, the KP fans are Rebelling...
Eisner: Red Alert, set Phasers to: "make them watch other, crappier, less clever shows like
Brandy & Mr. Whiskers." *Red Alert Siren Plays*
Excec1: Aye Sir
2 YEARS LATER!!Jobs: Give the Fans more Episodes darnIT...
Excec1: um... Ay... Sir...?
Jobs: And How the f@*king hell do I turn the Siren off...? Eisner wasn't using Windows... was he...?
Excec1: I dunno sir, um... when should we advertise for this New Season of KP sir?
Jobs: Meh, Let them suffer... I think they're still eating Eisner's Carcass anyway...
Excec1: Those are
actual Vultures, Sir.