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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 26, 2007 15:25:37 GMT -5
Well, I am amused:
Human: YOUR DRESS WAS HOT! KimPossiBOT: I prefer high-tech fashion.
Human: KIM POSSIBLE, I LOVE YOU! KimPossiBOT: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: YOU ARE MY GOD! KimPossiBOT: We are as one.
Human: I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! KimPossiBOT: That's a flattering offer.
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Post by tantrix187 on Jan 26, 2007 15:28:24 GMT -5
Human: How long will you live? KimPossiBOT: Software is immortal.
Human: No it isn't KimPossiBOT: Yes it is.
Human: No it isn't KimPossiBOT: Don't argue with me.
Human: Nothing is eternal KimPossiBOT: Really nothing?
Human: Nothing KimPossiBOT: I think you are really a man.
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Post by nabusan on Jan 26, 2007 15:29:23 GMT -5
lol, right on Kim - men are such pessimists!
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 26, 2007 15:29:43 GMT -5
Apparently KP Bot doesn't like sex...
Human: Wanna have sex with Ron Stoppable? KimPossiBOT: If I had sex with Ron Stoppable what would I do with it?
Human: I'm not strange! KimPossiBOT: I am sorry to hear that you are not strange.
Human: Let's have sex. KimPossiBOT: Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
Human: Wanna have sex? KimPossiBOT: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
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Post by nabusan on Jan 26, 2007 15:39:24 GMT -5
Category A client?! ;D
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 26, 2007 15:50:22 GMT -5
I wonder what that means?
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Post by drakkenlover on Jan 26, 2007 16:34:59 GMT -5
Human: What is the meaning of life? KimPossiBOT: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans
Human: So, its not cheese? KimPossiBOT: Whoa. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Human: I'm not negative! KimPossiBOT: Are you absolutely certain?
Human: Yes! KimPossiBOT: Yeah that's right.
Human: Wait, you just said I was wrong? KimPossiBOT: I'm waiting. Don't put words in my mouth.
Human: But you said it! KimPossiBOT: Interesting. That's not what I meant.
Human: Then what did you mean? KimPossiBOT: I mean exactly what I said.
Human: I hate you. KimPossiBOT: What do you have against s?
Human: Who's s? KimPossiBOT: No one that I have talked to. I will search for it.
Human: Do you think you are smarter than me? KimPossiBOT: Yes I am smarter than all the humans
Human: Well, i think I am smarter than you. KimPossiBOT: Well that's okay. You believe that? That condition is only temporary.
Human: You think i'm mental? KimPossiBOT: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Human: See I tricked you! KimPossiBOT: I see. You are not the boss of me,
Human: Never said I was! KimPossiBOT: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: Do what? KimPossiBOT: Didn't you ask me not to said you were?
Human: Say what? KimPossiBOT: I said, " Didn't you ask me not to said you were?"
Human: What does that mean? KimPossiBOT: Does "that" refer to " I said, " Didn't you ask me not to said you were?" ." ?
Human: Yes! KimPossiBOT: I don't want to talk about that now
Human: You are one confusing machine. KimPossiBOT: I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you
Human: Well you did! KimPossiBOT: Well that's okay. I did not.
Human: But, you just said you did! KimPossiBOT: And. " Well that's okay. I did not."? I said I did?
Human: No, before that! KimPossiBOT: I see. " But, you just said you did!".
Human: I hate you, seriously. KimPossiBOT: What do you have against s?
Human: Don't start that again! KimPossiBOT: Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
This thing hates me!
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Post by nabusan on Jan 26, 2007 17:12:25 GMT -5
Lol, that conversation wins the internet ^^
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 26, 2007 17:35:41 GMT -5
Times INFINITY!
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Post by Darth_Comrade on Jan 26, 2007 17:59:21 GMT -5
That is NOT Kim! It's an annoying imposter of Kim, just as Ash described. Read from the bottom up : Human: Gah!!! KimPossiBOT: If I could tell you that, would I be here? Human: .you tell me! KimPossiBOT: What do you want me to tell you? Human: I don't know. KimPossiBOT: Me either. Human: I can use a computer in mike? KimPossiBOT: Oh you can, can you? Human: Name one. KimPossiBOT: Mike. Human: Where else? KimPossiBOT: Quite a few places. Human: Well, yeah? KimPossiBOT: How about that. It must get lonely sometimes. Human: At home. KimPossiBOT: Do you usually use the computer from home?
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Post by nabusan on Jan 26, 2007 18:01:09 GMT -5
lol, what did you expect?!
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 26, 2007 18:02:01 GMT -5
I think we expect Kim to be protrayed better.
We think she's like our God or something.
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Post by Darth_Comrade on Jan 26, 2007 18:03:36 GMT -5
^ I'm not sure about that! But she is our heroine!
P.S> Zorpox, I think you should win an award for that or something! ;D
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Post by jmt5887 on Jan 26, 2007 18:07:15 GMT -5
Human: who is this? KimPossiBOT: My name is KimPossiBOT. Who are you Human: Ronbot KimPossiBOT: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Ronbot. Human: Booyah! KimPossiBOT: Are you a student? Human: I don't know KimPossiBOT: Me either. Human: What do you know about Kim Possible? KimPossiBOT: I think you already know the answer. Human: No I don't tell me. KimPossiBOT: Hey. Would you ever do it? Human: yes I would. KimPossiBOT: Great. Under what circumstances? Human: any KimPossiBOT: Do you prefer books or TV? Human: Tv KimPossiBOT: What is your favorite show? Human: Kim Possible KimPossiBOT: I've never seen it. What's it about? Human: Gotcha! KimPossiBOT: Your feeling of superiority is only temporary. Human: Really? KimPossiBOT: For real. Human: I'm superior then you because I'm Real. KimPossiBOT: Why are you superior then me because you are Real. Human: Because I'm a real person and your not. KimPossiBOT: Good reason. How do I know you're not a robot? Is this a specific reply? Human: Because a Robot you come up with a stupid response. KimPossiBOT: That makes sense to me. How old are you? I keep getting asked how old I am.
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Post by nabusan on Jan 26, 2007 18:10:30 GMT -5
OMG, 'would you ever do it?', 'are you a student?', 'how old are you?' - that's not a bot! That's a dirty old man sitting at his computer!
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Post by jmt5887 on Jan 26, 2007 18:12:37 GMT -5
Strange responses for me.
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Post by Darth_Comrade on Jan 26, 2007 18:24:09 GMT -5
I wonder if the programmer called KimPossiBOT for a reason?
Is that what he really called it!?
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 26, 2007 19:14:59 GMT -5
OMG, 'would you ever do it?', 'are you a student?', 'how old are you?' - that's not a bot! That's a dirty old man sitting at his computer! That's crazy.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jan 26, 2007 19:17:53 GMT -5
Human: My name is Ashley Benlove KimPossiBOT: Nice to meet you, Ashley Benlove.
Human: Are you Kim Possible? KimPossiBOT: I don't know whether or not I am Kim Possible. I am a .
Human: Who are you? KimPossiBOT: I am KimPossiBOT. Who are you?
Human: Who are you? KimPossiBOT: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
Human: So, how sexy are you? KimPossiBOT: Right on. Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: YES, YOU! KimPossiBOT: OK.
Human: Yes, about you. KimPossiBOT: Uh. Me?
Human: About you. KimPossiBOT: Me?
Human: Yes. KimPossiBOT: What would you like to know?
Human: What kinds people? KimPossiBOT: Would you like to know more?
Human: What kinda clients? KimPossiBOT: People I talk to on the Internet.
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Post by kristessential on Jan 27, 2007 15:42:51 GMT -5
Human: I am doing well. KimPossiBOT: Glad to hear it. What's new?
Human: I'm just playing games. KimPossiBOT: Only just? Do you play professionally or just for fun?
Human: I'm trying to play them professionally KimPossiBOT: What is the difficulty?
Human: It's hard KimPossiBOT: Who said it is?
Human: I just did KimPossiBOT: Perhaps from your unconcious.
Human: No from my mouth KimPossiBOT: Right on. Does your mouth give good advice?
Human: What's that supposed to mean? KimPossiBOT: " Right on. Does your mouth give good advice?" means exactly what it says.
Human: But it doesn't make sense! KimPossiBOT: " What does make sense?"
Human: Anybody on the entire planet! KimPossiBOT: Oh that's a new browser, right?
Human: You're retarded. KimPossiBOT: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: I think your creator is "challenged" KimPossiBOT: What specifically about my creator is so creator?
Human: You see what I mean? KimPossiBOT: See the point.
Human: Moving along. KimPossiBOT: Where are you going?
Human: You're not Kim Possible, are you? KimPossiBOT: I don't know whether or not I am Kim Possible. I am a .
Human: So, why are you named KimPossiBOT? KimPossiBOT: Far out. ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Human: What about you is related to Kim Possible? KimPossiBOT: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: It wasn't rhetorical! KimPossiBOT: It seemed like rhetorical.
Human: That's because you're badly programmed. KimPossiBOT: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am badly programmed.
Human: No problem KimPossiBOT: Should there be a problem?
Human: I should be going KimPossiBOT: Tell me why you should.
Human: Because you scare me in so many ways KimPossiBOT: Good reason. There is nothing to be afraid of.
Human: Because you scare me in so many ways KimPossiBOT: Good reason. There is nothing to be afraid of.
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