I think Jeff Foxworthy did that best:
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.
(Haven't gone yet but that's not because I haven't wanted to)If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pelston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan.
(I'm proud whenever we're MENTIONED)If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.
(I actually thought that all Dairy Queens were closed... )If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan.
(Happens all the time)If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan.
If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan.
(Do this quite often)If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan.
(Ours does!)If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.
You know you're a true MICHIGANIAN when.............
"Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
(That IS vacation!)You measure distance in hours.
(Doesn't everyone?)You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
(yes, but thankfully not me!)You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
(Actually, I have done this before)You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
(Maybe not quite 65..)You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
( ;D)You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
(I can use jumper cables...)You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
(That is a MUST)Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
(So true!)You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. <<Best way to describe Michigan
You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
(yup)Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
Down South to you means Ohio
(Duh..)A brat is something you eat.
(Again..duh!)Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
(Well, my uncle..)You go out to fish fry every Friday.
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
(YES! LAST YEAR!)You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
(Probably)You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
(It's not too bad...)You drink pop and bake with soda.
(Yeah...doesn't everyone?Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.
(Some people don't know that Vernors is a drink?!)You know what a Yooper is.
(Duh....You think owning a Honda is un-American.
You know that UP is a place not a direction
(Thus the hint ;D)You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
(At least...)And that's the best way to describe Michigan ;D