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Post by hannah on Oct 22, 2008 15:58:35 GMT -5
You mean the crater they found in the Mexico gulf isn't from a meteor, but from Theodore Roosevelt punching the ground? public education would tell you otherwise.
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Post by Dippy on Oct 22, 2008 16:03:56 GMT -5
God I'd pay top dollar to witness that.
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Post by hannah on Oct 22, 2008 16:11:42 GMT -5
God I'd pay top dollar to witness that. i hear history channel is making a documentary on it. and discovery channel with a special on TR's mustache's link to curing cancer. good god, i need a time machine.
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Post by Dippy on Oct 22, 2008 16:17:30 GMT -5
So you could bear his children? So you could bear Chuck Norris and Mr. T?
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Post by hannah on Oct 22, 2008 16:22:35 GMT -5
"BEAR"? WAS THAT A PUN?
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Post by Dippy on Oct 22, 2008 16:24:28 GMT -5
... Yes.
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Post by Blue on Oct 24, 2008 8:25:02 GMT -5
god i love/hate jail bait. And then when I went home my mom got mad at me for going to a college fair instead of a high school fair. So I just said, "Screw high school, college will actually help me with my life, considering in high schools around our neighborhood, 15 year olds are getting pregnant by 17 year olds and doing drugs whereas in college, people actually have common sense and are at least OLD ENOUGH to get pregnant and do drugs" and my mom just said, "Don't use the word 'screw'!"
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Post by hannah on Oct 24, 2008 20:58:26 GMT -5
god i love/hate jail bait. And then when I went home my mom got mad at me for going to a college fair instead of a high school fair. So I just said, "Screw high school, college will actually help me with my life, considering in high schools around our neighborhood, 15 year olds are getting pregnant by 17 year olds and doing drugs whereas in college, people actually have common sense and are at least OLD ENOUGH to get pregnant and do drugs" and my mom just said, "Don't use the word 'screw'!" my my! aren't you a precocious little one! i look forward to the moment (conveniently around the time that you will graduate college) when you realize that it all was just a waste of time and money. seriously though, your mom made me laugh.
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Post by Dippy on Oct 24, 2008 21:18:40 GMT -5
god i love/hate jail bait. And then when I went home my mom got mad at me for going to a college fair instead of a high school fair. So I just said, "Screw high school, college will actually help me with my life, considering in high schools around our neighborhood, 15 year olds are getting pregnant by 17 year olds and doing drugs whereas in college, people actually have common sense and are at least OLD ENOUGH to get pregnant and do drugs" and my mom just said, "Don't use the word 'screw'!" But you need to go through high school to aquire common sense...
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Post by hannah on Oct 25, 2008 10:15:27 GMT -5
plus, decent colleges frown upon GEDs.
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Post by Loser7 on Oct 25, 2008 17:44:39 GMT -5
What is your favorite infomercial?
What are you doing for Halloween?
If you were president what would you do first? Would you use your power to get revenge on anyone?
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Post by hannah on Oct 26, 2008 12:01:03 GMT -5
best informercial was for this juicer product that basically made the same thing as V8. they had this "dad" on the show who was like, "whoa whoa whoa, janet! oh my goodness! you're putting broccoli, and carrots and tomatos in the juicer with the delicious fruits?! my son will be able to taste all those nasty vegetables!" and the host lady-janet was like, "WHY DON'T YOU TASTE IT FOR YOURSELF, DAVE?" and he gave his really overdramatic angry face and was like, "sure i'll try it, but i know it's going to taste terrib-- oh my! oh my oh my oh mmyyy!! this tastes AMAZING! YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE THE VEGETABLES!" "that's right, dave!" "HAY JANET, YOU DON'T MIND IF I FINISH THIS OFF, DO YOU? HAHAHA!!" "OH-HOOO, NOT AT ALL, DAVE!" ok, it's really funny when it's like, 3 in the morning. i have no clue. maybe getting drunk? maybe doing nothing? i have a math quiz every thursday (which are very hard), so i'll probably spend most of my day studying. very sad. i'd get crunk in the white house. and there was this girl in my seventh grade english class who would always kick the back of my chair no matter how many times i asked her to stop. her name was kim, and i hate her.
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Post by CJS: The Last Fender Bender on Oct 27, 2008 9:26:30 GMT -5
Which school period in your life (elementary, middle, high, previous colleges) seemed to have the most assholes in it?
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Post by hannah on Oct 27, 2008 17:45:02 GMT -5
it's a tie between middle school and high school. i went to a ghetto middle school for one year, so add the fact that half of them are near-felons to the fact that they're just plain old annoying as hell 12/13 year olds, is just a recipe for a pain in my as.s.
high school, i went to a pretentious christian school that did nothing but preach prejudice/intolerance and a lack of fundamental education and resources for actually succeeding in life. there was this kid in my brother's grade who was the football star of the school. he was some adopted kid from the philipines, so everyone thought his "life story" was so amazing. i once saw him push a fellow student out of his wheelchair, and laughed as the poor kid crawled back to his wheelchair. two years ago, while i was in england, i got an email from a friend saying that the filipino football star kid was killed in a tragic motorcycle accident. the school made a memorial shrine in his fuc.king honor.
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Post by CJS: The Last Fender Bender on Oct 28, 2008 22:11:53 GMT -5
Did you spend all four years of high school in that Christian school?
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Post by hannah on Nov 1, 2008 11:23:49 GMT -5
five years... grade 8-12.
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Post by Dippy on Nov 1, 2008 14:26:56 GMT -5
best informercial was for this juicer product that basically made the same thing as V8. they had this "dad" on the show who was like, "whoa whoa whoa, janet! oh my goodness! you're putting broccoli, and carrots and tomatos in the juicer with the delicious fruits?! my son will be able to taste all those nasty vegetables!" and the host lady-janet was like, "WHY DON'T YOU TASTE IT FOR YOURSELF, DAVE?" and he gave his really overdramatic angry face and was like, "sure i'll try it, but i know it's going to taste terrib-- oh my! oh my oh my oh mmyyy!! this tastes AMAZING! YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE THE VEGETABLES!" "that's right, dave!" "HAY JANET, YOU DON'T MIND IF I FINISH THIS OFF, DO YOU? HAHAHA!!" "OH-HOOO, NOT AT ALL, DAVE!" ok, it's really funny when it's like, 3 in the morning. I want to see that.
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Post by CJS: The Last Fender Bender on Nov 3, 2008 11:25:17 GMT -5
five years... grade 8-12. Did going to that school strengthen or destroy your faith in religion?
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Post by hannah on Nov 5, 2008 11:17:31 GMT -5
five years... grade 8-12. Did going to that school strengthen or destroy your faith in religion? it definitely did not strengthen, but it didn't destroy my faith either. everyone there left me angry at them for making the real christians look bad.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Nov 5, 2008 15:59:15 GMT -5
Here's an obnoxiously large Initech logo, just for you: Bask in the late-90s fictional glory.
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