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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 16, 2006 20:25:44 GMT -5
.........
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Post by Kimron Posstoppable on Oct 16, 2006 20:33:26 GMT -5
Hi, Commander Argus! How nerdy is it that the "Spam Song" from Monty Python's Flying Circus popped into my head the instant I saw that?
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 16, 2006 20:35:37 GMT -5
Well, it wouldn't have been for me until you mentioned it. Thanks a lot
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Post by dieter on Oct 16, 2006 20:37:46 GMT -5
You have just discovered that you are terminally ill (I know...please bear with me), and that you don't have long to live. You go home to find a package lying at your doorstep. Inside is an assortment of heavy weaponry and some awesome urban camo gear. Also included are the addresses of everyone who has ever wronged you, and never made up for the damage. Do you go commando, or find some other way to spend your last days?
By the way, I sent the package anonymously. You are very welcome.
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 16, 2006 21:05:57 GMT -5
Given those circumstances, I'd likely go merc, joining the hunt for the true evil ones, like Osama. Nobody has ever personally wronged me bad enough to earn a bullet.
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Post by Avenger on Oct 17, 2006 2:48:45 GMT -5
Argy... why bring something back from the dead? You know it will only try to eat your brain...
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 17, 2006 3:25:42 GMT -5
Brain, brain, what is brain?
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Post by Avenger on Oct 17, 2006 3:40:41 GMT -5
Apparently it is a delicacy among the undead... I'm guessing it is located in the head, because that is where they keep biting me...
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Oct 17, 2006 8:45:04 GMT -5
How much do you support cats taking over the world?
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 17, 2006 13:16:04 GMT -5
Cats Rule! (I hated the movie "Cats & Dogs" because CATS ARE NOT VILLAINS!)
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Oct 17, 2006 13:25:13 GMT -5
Why do you like cats so much?
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 17, 2006 14:16:24 GMT -5
*pets WC on his lap, contentedly purring*
Oh, I dunno
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Oct 17, 2006 14:20:01 GMT -5
Dogs are far more loyal than cats.
Did you ever like Milo & Otis?
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 17, 2006 16:03:38 GMT -5
I've never seen that all the way through
I like dogs - if I had more space I'd have a Lab (doesn't matter which flavor)
Mom and Dad have an adorable poodle named Mitzi.
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Oct 17, 2006 16:05:27 GMT -5
Ever eaten ham on rye?
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 17, 2006 16:15:56 GMT -5
Probably. I much prefer pastrami though
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Post by Dr. Drakken on Oct 17, 2006 16:17:27 GMT -5
What do you know about Norway and Thailand?
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Oct 17, 2006 16:25:46 GMT -5
Do you think that Thailand is filled with guys like John Mark Karr?
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 17, 2006 16:46:50 GMT -5
What do you know about Norway and Thailand? Norway, it's cold and Ron hates meatcakes and lamb & cabbage stew. Thailand - not a lot
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Post by Avenger on Oct 17, 2006 16:46:52 GMT -5
Do you think that Thailand is filled with guys like John Mark Karr? Even if this thread was PG-13, I still couldn't post the joke in my head... What's a good (clean) joke that you heard lately, Argy?
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