Post by Avenger on Sept 12, 2006 4:54:43 GMT -5
I want you!
(no... not that way, you perv... )
Join Avenger's Army today!* You too can enjoy benefits such as:
- Travel to far away and exotic locales. (Like Whacky Mystery Island!)
- 3 square meals a day. (The round ones cost more... )
- All the nachos you can eat.
- Complete health coverage, including dental and vision. (Huzzah!)
- A puppy!** ;D
There is no cost to join. (Except for your immortal soul.) And you can start experiencing all that Avenger's Army has to offer the very same day you enlist! Sweet!
To join, simply reply in this thread, "I want to join!" And also include a list of your skills as well as the names of any previous Armies/Villains you have worked for.
Join today!
*All recruits subject to full-body cavity search. (Can't be too careful with Drakken around... )
**Puppy not guaranteed to be alive.
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Current Enlistment: 20
Members:
Avenger - Generalissimo Supremo
Synthodrone - One Synthodrone Army
assumed_risk - Seal Clubber Extraordinaire TRAITOR
Luqkim - Power Chord Ranger
Shadigo - Pork Craving Time Lord
Doctor Fabelhaft - The Historic Bavarian
retsu - Techno-Tweeb
SilverTalon - Linguistic Nonna Exterminator
Brother-Captain Someguy - Wordsmith of Mass Destruction
tlionheart78 - Steel Soul Assassin
Krystle - the Vampire Zinger
usscolumbia - Pretty, Pretty Space Shuttle
Buguba - Avengerus Armius Recruitus
Teh Dipstick - Tea Boiling Juggernaut
Sarah - Shego, Jr.
- Super Secret Pyro Spy
drunkstoppable - Beer Swilling Pencil Pusher
Fusion Fox - And the Wind Cries "Fusey"
Haruko - Cherry Blossom Femme Fatale
Tenkan - Extra Crispy Bucket-O-Bolts
Luke Danger - Hired (w)Help
Shego - Green Magic Mercenary Farewell, sweet Shego...
Synthodrone raises the Avenger's Army flag triumphantly!
(no... not that way, you perv... )
Join Avenger's Army today!* You too can enjoy benefits such as:
- Travel to far away and exotic locales. (Like Whacky Mystery Island!)
- 3 square meals a day. (The round ones cost more... )
- All the nachos you can eat.
- Complete health coverage, including dental and vision. (Huzzah!)
- A puppy!** ;D
There is no cost to join. (
To join, simply reply in this thread, "I want to join!" And also include a list of your skills as well as the names of any previous Armies/Villains you have worked for.
Join today!
*All recruits subject to full-body cavity search. (Can't be too careful with Drakken around... )
**Puppy not guaranteed to be alive.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Current Enlistment: 20
Members:
Avenger - Generalissimo Supremo
Synthodrone - One Synthodrone Army
Luqkim - Power Chord Ranger
Shadigo - Pork Craving Time Lord
Doctor Fabelhaft - The Historic Bavarian
retsu - Techno-Tweeb
SilverTalon - Linguistic Nonna Exterminator
Brother-Captain Someguy - Wordsmith of Mass Destruction
tlionheart78 - Steel Soul Assassin
Krystle - the Vampire Zinger
usscolumbia - Pretty, Pretty Space Shuttle
Buguba - Avengerus Armius Recruitus
Teh Dipstick - Tea Boiling Juggernaut
Sarah - Shego, Jr.
- Super Secret Pyro Spy
drunkstoppable - Beer Swilling Pencil Pusher
Fusion Fox - And the Wind Cries "Fusey"
Haruko - Cherry Blossom Femme Fatale
Tenkan - Extra Crispy Bucket-O-Bolts
Luke Danger - Hired (w)Help
Synthodrone raises the Avenger's Army flag triumphantly!