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Post by friendlyone20 on May 25, 2008 21:07:01 GMT -5
I heard a lot of weird things growing up. One of my favorite is when i was in a fast-food resturant and i over heard a customer ask for sushi. It was funny and weird because what fast food resturant serves sushi? so what is the weirdest or funniest thing you ever heard someone say?
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Post by Blue on May 25, 2008 21:16:05 GMT -5
In fifth grade Sarah said, "Social Science".
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Post by Panther on May 25, 2008 21:49:08 GMT -5
In fifth grade Sarah said, "Social Science". I'm thinking of what Saaarah said... "Love is watching... SOCIAL SCIENCE!"I think that would be when Able asked me to fax her some gum.
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Post by Blue on May 25, 2008 21:51:15 GMT -5
She was making a play on social studies and science.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on May 25, 2008 21:56:48 GMT -5
Though, actually, Social Sciences refers to things like Psychology and Sociology, which are sciences but not like Biology and stuff like that.
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Post by Luqkim... on May 29, 2008 22:40:41 GMT -5
Me and a friend playing Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath online
Friend: So okay, I'll probe you, and you'll probe me, okay? Me: That sounds so... wrong...
(He actually meant attacking our bases in the game ... hah)
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Post by Malory Evolent on Jun 24, 2008 2:21:06 GMT -5
Nothing I can come up with right now is kid friendly. My friends are quite lacking in refinement.
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Post by Loser7 on Jun 24, 2008 3:30:24 GMT -5
Actual conversation my friends and I had
Katie: Yea, so there's this guy who weighed like 600 lbs and he can't even get out of bed. It was on the discovery channel- I think his name was Chris...
Meghan: ...wait- it's a deer?
Granted we were high, but needless to say we couldn't stop laughing because ...where on earth in that brief summary of a fat man named Chris did she get the notion that we were talking about a deer? We have it recorded too, and yet- no mention of deer the entire night of conversation, lol.
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Post by Chadg on Jun 25, 2008 23:52:40 GMT -5
on Xbox Live, We were playing Call Of Duty 4 and my friend said to these other people, "Come down to Hawaii, and were gonna lick you!" (That's how most of the people from over here in Hawaii speak, Pigeon. I even speak some ) They thought that he was gonna actually lick them, like a dog would lick your face. I just laughed at his failure ;D
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Post by Loser7 on Jun 26, 2008 21:06:54 GMT -5
My friend thougth the phrase "the fetal position" was "the fetus position" when I told her what was wrong with statement she didn't understand why I thought it was so funny.
You said the FETUS position- that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard- THAT'S why it's funny...idiot.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Jun 26, 2008 21:31:55 GMT -5
Like 10-15 years ago, I was leaving a restaraunt and these 2 mullet-heads walk in and they're having a conversation and I only caught this snippet before the door shut:
"...wit' PIGS FLYIN' OUTTA MY BUTT!"
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Post by garnetblack on Jun 27, 2008 11:18:11 GMT -5
If any of my friends were on here, they would probably be posting things that I said.
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Post by Justyh- Pic is the reality guy on Jun 28, 2008 17:31:20 GMT -5
Decisions, just to many decisions! wahhh!!! ah ah ah ah ah ah aaahhhhh
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Post by GT on Jun 28, 2008 17:49:51 GMT -5
When my friend suddenly said "I wanna make love to a lion"
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Post by ivyblossom on Sept 13, 2008 8:38:38 GMT -5
My friend in English class: "Of surely."
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Post by littlemissruthie on Sept 13, 2008 16:50:31 GMT -5
Somebody asking me what vegetables are in broccoli chicken.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 13, 2008 17:22:24 GMT -5
Passerby in the market: "He's only got one good pair of shoes, and the police took them away as evidence."
Anyone read overheardinnewyork.com? (Lauguage and content warning.)
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Post by Justyh- Pic is the reality guy on Sept 13, 2008 17:29:09 GMT -5
Someone told me to make a building nice and dirty.
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Post by Donne on Sept 16, 2008 21:46:28 GMT -5
My friend thougth the phrase "the fetal position" was "the fetus position" when I told her what was wrong with statement she didn't understand why I thought it was so funny. You said the FETUS position- that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard- THAT'S why it's funny...idiot. Actually, that blunder kind of makes sense- "fetal" comes from the word "fetus", right? As in, the curled-up pose a baby is in in the womb.
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Post by Firelady Nemo on Sept 16, 2008 23:21:34 GMT -5
This is strange, but the other day my sister(smiley) just randomly said "Tennis players wear Nike & Adidas" for no reason, it was funny because i laugh at strange things XDXD
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