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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 15, 2008 9:19:51 GMT -5
Welcome to the Neko Château! All Nekos may come and stay here, free of charge, for as long as they want! The 400,000 square foot Château (equipped with an Olympic sized swimming pool) is surrounded by 50 acres of rolling fields, lush trees, streams, ponds, and borders Neko Lake. The lake features one mile of beach, has a large central mass for water sports, and several inlets and shallows for snorkling and fishing. We also have a five-star restaurant, headed by the world's only vampire Chef, Lily-Ann, specializing in Italian cuisine and seafood. There are large koi in the ponds. Nekos, please refrain from eating the koi. They're all bones anyway. Our most recent addition is the Mermaid Cabin - a shelter built over the surface of the water on beams built into the lake floor, with mesh siding and a screen door under the water, and an attached dock and door for visitors of the nonmermaid variety. Seats are built in the water, and the cabin is outfitted with a tv and various other electronics and appliances. All mermaids are welcome to come and make use of our new addition. I guess you can also come here to ask me stuff. Ask anything. You'll infringe on forum rules before you find something I won't answer. ;D
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Post by LS on Jun 15, 2008 9:21:57 GMT -5
So, this is the new Château. I'm expecting someone to try to assault me first to christen it. Am I just being pessimistic, or will it happen?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 15, 2008 9:23:53 GMT -5
Someone will probably destroy you, yes, but it'll be because of something they'd have destroyed you for anyway.
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Post by LS on Jun 15, 2008 9:25:11 GMT -5
Oh, good. I'm safe for now. Until I irritate an actress. ... I shouldn't've said actress, huh?
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Post by drakkensgurl on Jun 15, 2008 9:25:23 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAYYYYY!! NEWWWWWW TTHRRREEEAADDD!! I'll serve the meat pies, fudge, and Pepsi!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 15, 2008 9:26:01 GMT -5
No, you should not have. And yay!
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Post by LS on Jun 15, 2008 9:27:44 GMT -5
Pepsi! I'll serve the cyanide. Much better tasting. No, you should not have. I like the fact I'm still safe. Will it last to the next page?
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Post by drakkensgurl on Jun 15, 2008 9:27:51 GMT -5
*Grabs a dozen meatpies* A dozen from the oven! I like the fact I'm still safe. Will it last to the next page? If you drink cyanide, then nope.
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Post by ShadigoIzayoi on Jun 15, 2008 9:31:23 GMT -5
PIE!! *inhales*
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Post by LS on Jun 15, 2008 9:32:10 GMT -5
I like the fact I'm still safe. Will it last to the next page? If you drink cyanide, then nope. Hey, the inevitable death would still be better than drinking that disgusting liquid called pepsi.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 15, 2008 9:35:00 GMT -5
*shakes pepsi up and sprays LS with it*
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Post by LS on Jun 15, 2008 9:36:34 GMT -5
Note to self: Burn skin off. And burn clothes.
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Post by drakkensgurl on Jun 15, 2008 9:39:21 GMT -5
Note to self: Push him into the bathroom when he wants to burn himself. Trust me, I wouldn't want that sight.
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Post by LS on Jun 15, 2008 9:41:30 GMT -5
I'll have to buy a lot of gasoline... and a fire extinguisher. Just to get rid of all remnants of this repulsive liquid.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 15, 2008 9:49:00 GMT -5
*licks the pepsi off LS*
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Post by LS on Jun 15, 2008 9:50:42 GMT -5
The sad thing is I prefer having her spit on me. It's better than being covered in pepsi.
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Post by drakkensgurl on Jun 15, 2008 9:56:46 GMT -5
OK then!
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jun 15, 2008 9:57:11 GMT -5
*sprays room with Dr. Pepper*
Ah, much better!
Nice new room!
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Post by LS on Jun 15, 2008 9:59:15 GMT -5
Gah! Dr Pepper! I'd forgotten that that drink existed. The only drink that nearly made me vomit upon ingestion of it... not even pepsi did that to me!
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Jun 15, 2008 10:00:38 GMT -5
Blasphemy!
*pours it all over you anyways*
*then sprays the room with Coca Cola*
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