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Post by RadiantBeam on Aug 20, 2008 15:41:17 GMT -5
Ah, that makes sense. Would the Pixie scouts get anything high-tech, too? Remember, they might get Wade on their side. Hmmm.... How 'bout heat-seeking muffins? And they explode as soon as they hit their target a la the heat seeking hummingbirds in Go Team Go. |
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Post by Donne on Aug 20, 2008 15:56:20 GMT -5
Ah, that makes sense. Would the Pixie scouts get anything high-tech, too? Remember, they might get Wade on their side. Hmmm.... How 'bout heat-seeking muffins? And they explode as soon as they hit their target a la the heat seeking hummingbirds in Go Team Go. Hmm, would they be edible? And still available in every flavor, from pumpkin spice to the misunderstood bacon and chive? |
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Post by Aero Tendo on Aug 20, 2008 16:25:29 GMT -5
Hmmm.... How 'bout heat-seeking muffins? And they explode as soon as they hit their target a la the heat seeking hummingbirds in Go Team Go. Hmm, would they be edible? And still available in every flavor, from pumpkin spice to the misunderstood bacon and chive? Sure, and what do you think the HM fan girls would do in retaliation? Let fly with HM pens turned into arrows? (remembers the thousand arrows flying through the air in a certain mummy movie) |
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Aug 20, 2008 17:03:01 GMT -5
Kim can turn HM fans to her side with the power of the pout.
"Whoever wins, we lose." No, wait, that was Aliens vs. Predator.
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Post by Aero Tendo on Aug 31, 2008 4:16:19 GMT -5
Kim can turn HM fans to her side with the power of the pout. "Whoever wins, we lose." No, wait, that was Aliens vs. Predator. At this point, is there really a difference between the chaos that would happen? KP versus HM... Aliens versus Predator... Oh the humanity! lol!  |
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Post by Aero Tendo on Sept 4, 2008 13:19:39 GMT -5
Does anyone think there should be a sequel of Kim Versus Hannah? Oh, and just a side thought... Who do you think would win, Lilly or Ron?(without using MMP)
What about Hannah Montana's fashion skill versus Monique's fashion skill?
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Post by Donne on Sept 4, 2008 20:36:03 GMT -5
Does anyone think there should be a sequel of Kim Versus Hannah? Oh, and just a side thought... Who do you think would win, Lilly or Ron?(without using MMP) What about Hannah Montana's fashion skill versus Monique's fashion skill? I'd say Ron would win, but only if properly motivated. In a casual slap-fight or even fist-fray, Lilly might end up winning for the humor impact (that seemed to be how they decided scenes in the show). I'm not "into" fashion, but I'd guess Monique might be a little more fashion-forward practically, but as for pink boas and long, beaded necklaces, I think Hannah'd win. Who're judging, teens or pre-teens? |
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Post by "The Enduring Man-Child" on Sept 7, 2008 17:30:42 GMT -5
All religious and spiritual traditions have warned us of a time when pure evil will concentrate, become incarnate in a single person. This person will appear good and benevolent but will in fact be the greatest threat mankind has ever known. That time is come. That Evil is Hannah Montana--She Who Is, and Is Not, and Yet Is. Who can doubt this? Her image is inescapable. Her music is everywhere. Who can doubt that in but a short time she will be the center of a cult of personality like that of Kim Il Sung, her statue in every hamlet, her picture in every home? Who cannot see the signs that it is but a matter of time before an army of Mall Rat Montanards is loosed upon the world to force each of us to produce, on demand, our book of Quotations of Chairman Hannah, and beating those who do not? When will we be told that she is in fact not just an entertainer, but the answer to all the world's problems, able to communicate with each and every person through a psychic connection in each person's mind? And what's that being stamped on the palms and foreheads of Hannah Montana concert goers? Could it be the mark of SATAN?  ? We are dealing here not with ordinary evil, and certainly not high school evil. This is APOCALYPTIC[/b] evil, soon to promise paradise only to unleash Unclean Spirits Like Unto Frogs upon us all, and a great and noisome sore. I say let Kim Possible arise and save us from this abomination of desolation! Let the holy light of Kimmunism shine into the dark corners and shadows where Montanism breeds in the plots of hellspawn, and let the once holy and now defiled City of Disney fall while a voice proclaims "Burbank the Great is fallen, is fallen, and become the habitation of demons, and the hold of every foul spirit, and the cage of every unclean and hateful bird." In the name of the Redhead, and of the Slacker, and of the Mole Rat, amen! |
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 7, 2008 17:49:00 GMT -5
Manchild, ( will you ever win?), that is genius, and perhaps the germ of our salvation from this empty cultural pabulum. But are we waiting for the sainted Kim to return to lead us, or is she a symbol to guide us? Take up thy sword and grappling gun and sweep the dark stain of Hannah Montana from this Earth! In the name of the Redhead, and of the Slacker, and of the Mole Rat, amen! |
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Post by "The Enduring Man-Child" on Sept 7, 2008 21:32:27 GMT -5
Manchild, ( will you ever win?), that is genius, and perhaps the germ of our salvation from this empty cultural pabulum. But are we waiting for the sainted Kim to return to lead us, or is she a symbol to guide us? Take up thy sword and grappling gun and sweep the dark stain of Hannah Montana from this Earth! In the name of the Redhead, and of the Slacker, and of the Mole Rat, amen! Wow . . . thanks for the kind words! Though the true theme song of "The Enduring Man-Child" is Nat "King" Cole's immortal recording of Nature Boy ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRcn2YXaHoo). |
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Post by Aero Tendo on Sept 8, 2008 6:10:55 GMT -5
Does anyone think there should be a sequel of Kim Versus Hannah? Oh, and just a side thought... Who do you think would win, Lilly or Ron?(without using MMP) What about Hannah Montana's fashion skill versus Monique's fashion skill? I'd say Ron would win, but only if properly motivated. In a casual slap-fight or even fist-fray, Lilly might end up winning for the humor impact (that seemed to be how they decided scenes in the show). I'm not "into" fashion, but I'd guess Monique might be a little more fashion-forward practically, but as for pink boas and long, beaded necklaces, I think Hannah'd win. Who're judging, teens or pre-teens? Ron can be pretty silly in his own way so, if it came down to humor, I would think that Ron would win unless Lilly cheats (girls can be evil like that and when bff with evil like Hannah... anything goes right?) I'd like to think Monique has better fashion sense than Hannah as I think she relies on someone LIKE Monique to tell her what to wear.  Considering Hannah is supposed to be in High School now, I'm going to go with 'Teens' though I imagine a large party of pre-teens would also love to judge (maybe we could get 'Mr. Mean' from American Idol to judge too? lol!) Oh, and to quote my fav saying on this discussion so far... In the name of the Redhead, and of the Slacker, and of the Mole Rat, amen! |
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Post by Donne on Sept 8, 2008 18:02:47 GMT -5
By "humor impact", I meant that it would be funny if Ron got into a slap-fight with a young teenage girl, and even funnier if he lost.
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Post by Aero Tendo on Sept 10, 2008 0:00:05 GMT -5
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Post by "The Enduring Man-Child" on Sept 10, 2008 20:14:33 GMT -5
THE BOOK OF THE KIMPOCALYPSE
Kim vs. the Anti-Kim And behold, it came to pass as I, Man-Child, didst davven at the ninth hour of the day, that the heavens were opened and there didst descend a holy beast. Its face was like unto a rat, and it had buck teeth, but there was no hair upon its body. And whithersoever its spirit willed to go, there it did go. If it willed to go forward, it went forward; and if it willed to go backward, it went backward, for the spirit of the beast is in the wills. And he saith unto me, what seest thou? And I looked and, behold, I saw a great sign in heaven, a most beautiful Girl, and her eyes were like unto emeralds and her hair like unto ruby, and with her was a young man whose hair was as beaten gold. And then, lo, another great sign, for there didst arise out of the Pit a most naughty Girl, who sitteth upon Nashville, the city that lieth upon seven mullets, and upon her head a blonde wig and a mouth that spake Very Great Things. And upon her forehead is written the names of others like unto her, Brittany, and Jamie Lynn, and Paris, and Lindsay, and J-Lo, and she didst loll upon her couch and didst drink an Orange Nehi Co-Cola and didst nibble upon a Goo-Goo Cluster. And the holy beast saith unto me, what seest thou? And I said, thou knowest. And he saith, no really, what do you see? My eyes aren't what they used to be. And I said unto him, I see a great sign in heaven, a most beautiful Girl, and her eyes are like unto emeralds and her hair like unto ruby, and with her a young man whose hair is as beaten gold. And I see another great sign, a most naughty Girl, who sitteth upon Nashville, the city that lieth upon seven mullets, and upon her head a blonde wig and a mouth that speaketh Very Great Things. And upon her forehead is written the names of others like unto her, Brittany, and Jamie Lynn, and Paris, and Lindsay, and J-Lo, and she doth loll upon her couch and doth drink an Orange Nehi Co-Cola and doth nibble upon a Goo-Goo Cluster. And he saith, that's what you see? Cool. And I saith unto him, Sir Mole Rat, what meaneth these great signs? And he answered me, saying, the most beautiful Girl, who hath eyes like unto emeralds and hair like unto ruby, is Kim Possible, and he who is with her is called Faithful and True, along with a few less complementary names, but that is neither here nor there. And the other Girl, who sitteth upon Nashville, the great city that sitteth upon seven mullets, and who doth have an Orange Nehi Co-Cola, and a Goo-Goo Cluster, and a blonde wig, and a mouth that speaketh Very Great Things, is the Great Trollope, who leadeth adolescent mall rats with disposable income to their doom, and who cannot bear the sight of our mistress and doth summon all her servants to fight against her. But he who is Faithful and True doth fight against her with the sword of his mouth. Unfortunately, he doth lose his pants in the process, but then Kim Possible doth slay her with the sword of her spirit and cast her into outer darkness where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth. And I say, Sir Mole Rat, how long till these things come to pass? And he saith, unto a time, and times, and half a time, and if we're lucky, time-and-a-half for overtime. Then the spirit did bear him away, for whithersoever he willed to go, there he did go, whether forwards or backwards. Darndest thing I ever saw. Honest. And I did awaken, and lo, it had been a vision, and I did meditate upon it in mine heart. But Schooley and Loter said, seal up the vision within thine heart, for the time is at hand. And we know that their words are true. THE END |
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Post by Aero Tendo on Sept 14, 2008 15:16:59 GMT -5
Have you ever thought about writing a story like that Man-child?
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Sept 14, 2008 17:45:01 GMT -5
This is the Word of The Redhead, thanks be to Manchild. Fantastic work. Did it come to you in a vision, or as tablets of stone?
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Post by "The Enduring Man-Child" on Sept 15, 2008 14:34:49 GMT -5
Have you ever thought about writing a story like that Man-child? I write in Biblish all the time. The archives of the forums of my past communities are full of my old work. While not "Biblish" in the strictest sense, I've written a three-part Rescue Ranger story based on Kipling's Jungle Books, Howard Pyle's Merry Adventures of Robin Hood, and early American Quakers called A Syllabus of Comedies which you may read at www.fanfiction.net/s/3918314/1/A_Syllabus_of_Comedies. |
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Post by Aero Tendo on Sept 16, 2008 13:02:40 GMT -5
You should try writing a KP story like this too then man-child |
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Post by "The Enduring Man-Child" on Sept 16, 2008 15:44:01 GMT -5
You should try writing a KP story like this too then man-child I just did, in the post above you. I must confess I'm a little disappointed you didn't check out the fic I linked to. It's my cleverest ever, and most people don't know it exists (even in the RR fan community). |
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Post by Muzzlehatch on Oct 8, 2008 5:32:15 GMT -5
Well, there is some talent here! Happy the day and the hour that I discovered KP:^)
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