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Post by manofevil on Apr 14, 2009 16:41:33 GMT -5
Kim: Dad! You're groping my breasts in front of everyone. Wait 'til we get home! Stranger: I'm not your dad, remember?
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Apr 15, 2009 4:01:31 GMT -5
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Post by ninjanaco on Apr 15, 2009 10:41:13 GMT -5
Um... OK.
Just because the mods are fine with cousin couples doesn't mean you can do parent/child shipping.
The taboo against incest is universal (save for some royal families) and while "kissing cousins" is accepted and even encouraged in some cultures (which, by the way, oppose incest), parent/child romance is definitely incest.
So no Kim romancing Dad (or Mom, for that matter), OK?
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Post by Alexlayer on Apr 15, 2009 11:29:51 GMT -5
So ONLY because it's generally seen as Taboo one can't even joke about it? Uh? Why can't you lighten up and stop whinning about anything incest-related, specially when it's just intended for humor's sake?
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Post by mtkau on Apr 15, 2009 15:38:59 GMT -5
He's not Kim's father. It just looks like him. He's Mr. Stranger remember.
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Post by ninjanaco on Apr 15, 2009 18:16:25 GMT -5
So ONLY because it's generally seen as Taboo one can't even joke about it? Uh? Why can't you lighten up and stop whinning about anything incest-related, specially when it's just intended for humor's sake? Well, for one, the Proboards TOS states that "User's content must comply in a manner consistent with any and all applicable laws of the State of California and the US Federal Government," and that the site can't promote illegal activity. Marriage and all that is the area which is dealt with at the state level in the US, and since Section 2200 of the California family code declares both parent-child and sibling-sibling incest to be incestuous, and Section 285 of CA's penal code declares that sex, and not just marriage, between the aforementioned incestuous relations to be a criminal act, than by shipping, say, Kim and her dad (or Kim and her mom, for that matter), you're potentially violating Proboards TOS, and could get the entire RS.net board shut down. He's not Kim's father. It just looks like him. He's Mr. Stranger remember. Kim addressed him as "Dad," so unless manofevil changes his post... Now that that's been mentioned, here's a couple that is legal under Proboards-applicable law:
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Post by manofevil on Apr 15, 2009 23:17:37 GMT -5
Kim addressed him as "Dad," so unless manofevil changes his post... Done.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 16, 2009 21:33:25 GMT -5
I don't think this bondage thing is working for me. Hmm, perhaps we should try it another way. No, this doesn't work either.
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Dr. Megabyte
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When I first got on the "Information Super-Highway", it was just a quiet country lane
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Post by Dr. Megabyte on Apr 16, 2009 21:52:00 GMT -5
You do have to wonder about a man who forces his teenage daughter to wear a way, way too small, way, way too tight "rocket" shirt ...
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Post by mtkau on Apr 17, 2009 8:13:31 GMT -5
His eyebrow raise and Kim's weird/shameful/worried look isn't helping things either.
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Post by RedBlueGreen on May 1, 2009 5:18:16 GMT -5
Dr Director: Sparks flying already. My work here is done. Alternatively: Dr. Director: Why don't we lose him and continue this in my quarters? Kim [exhausted]: God...Ron...I never knew you had it in you. Rufus: Kim, I've loved you for so long. Please, leave the fool and marry me!
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Post by eoraptor on May 1, 2009 7:29:32 GMT -5
Of course that would be in the michael dorn rufus 3000 voice
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Post by manofevil on May 28, 2009 14:17:01 GMT -5
Before she met Mr. Stranger: Kim (thinking): Wow. Dad's really well hung. I hope I can find someone half as... gifted.
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Post by manofevil on May 30, 2009 4:25:54 GMT -5
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Post by Nightspade on May 30, 2009 10:54:51 GMT -5
Mr. Dr. P.: Hm... 'Single, green skinned brunette in early to mid twenties seeks studly man and hot wife for Ménage à trois...' Honey, I think I found our next date night activity!
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Post by garnetblack on Jun 15, 2009 21:28:09 GMT -5
Bonnie: I have a question about this section: "Authorization to install video camera in car monkey's shower." Jim or Tim: Oh, that's just a bunch of legalese. Pretty much standard boilerplate material.
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Post by mtkau on Jun 16, 2009 1:54:54 GMT -5
They should just ask Wade. He's probably got 3 in there already.
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Post by garnetblack on Jul 7, 2009 22:03:05 GMT -5
Trying to get this thread going again, hoping it's OK with GJA: VFP: Oh, there was a Dr. Possible at the space center. Kim: My dad. VFP: His rocket is always go! Kim: (awkweird pause) Yeah. He asked me to help Fen (sp?) VFP: I don't want to help Fen. He can't get his rocket to launch.
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Post by ninjanaco on Jul 8, 2009 20:52:01 GMT -5
Since I can't edit the second post of a double post, here's a repost of one of my caps from a few pages back: KIM: See anything you like?
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Post by ninjanaco on Aug 23, 2009 17:52:53 GMT -5
And another bump to the thread... ANNE: Let's see, Kim and Ron are in college and the boys are at a sleepover... You know, James, I've always wondered what it's be like to "do it" on the garage floor...
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