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Post by manofevil on Feb 17, 2010 0:09:50 GMT -5
K: So Rufus, you think I should tell my parents about us? R: Hee
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Post by manofevil on Mar 10, 2010 23:18:28 GMT -5
Mr. B: Possible, here is your new master. Kim: My what? Mr. B: While you were engaged in an illicit sexual affair with me to keep your grades up, I slipped an experimental explosive device into you. It's not large, about the size of a dime. It's attached to the inside of your fallopian tube. A scan of your Kimmunicator should verify it's presence. It will not, however, prevent the signal that will detonate the explosive should you disobey me or your new master. I suggest you remember that. Kim: But.. But.. Mr. B: I also suggest you remember that should anyone attempt to remove the device, say a surgeon like your mother, the device will explode killing the both of you. If you ever see your parents or friends again, I suggest you remember to tell them that. Right now, however, you will be going with this man as his sex slave until such a time as he sells you or eliminates you. You have been bought and paid for. I suggest you deal with it. Kim: You're not Mr. Barkin. You don't sound anything like him. Who are you?! Mr. B: Finally hit you, did it? No, I am not Steve Barkin. I replaced him weeks ago. What happened to him isn't important. As for who I am, I am a professional impersonator, kidnapper, and procurer. I specialize in the kidnapping and sale of high profile targets such as yourself. You've developed quite a following across the world and with that following came a demand for you as a sex slave. The bidding for you was quite ... spirited. I don't know how your new master managed to outbid Shego but he certainly got his money's worth, especially if you serve him as... enthusiasticly as you did me these past weeks. If it's anything to you, I will be making almost as much money on your friend Bonnie. Farewell, Kim Possible. I will always remember our time together.
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Post by manofevil on Mar 14, 2010 0:13:46 GMT -5
It's true. Your parents are into me and my associates for over a quarter of a million dollars including interest. Recently, we've been taking some of the debt out in trade from your mother. Films, pictures, best of all, tricks. You'd be amazed what people will pay to nail a gorgeous brain surgeon. They'll pay even more to nail a gorgeous cheerleader and how much do you think they'll pay to nail both at the same time or to see them play together? So unless you want us to make everything we have on your parents public and destroy their reputations, you better learn to play ball. Trust me honey, we'll teach you to love it.
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Post by manofevil on Mar 14, 2010 0:16:26 GMT -5
Bonnie: Smiles! Mr. Dr. P(?): >whisper< We're not actually your parents. We kidnapped and replaced them. Your real parents wouldn't have taken off their gloves and stuck their hands down the back of your pants like this.Kim: ooooo Mrs. Dr. P.(?): >whisper< Wow, you get wet down there fast, don't you? I think I'm going to like this even more than I thought. Kim: oooo FLASH!!
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Post by ninjanaco on Mar 24, 2010 10:40:40 GMT -5
I hate to be a spoilsport, but I think beastiality violates Proboard TOS...TIM: Joss is moving to Middleton? And she's joining the cheer squad?
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Post by savingkp on Apr 1, 2010 22:44:50 GMT -5
who keeps posting those one about tim/jim and josh?. they are cosion. that's just sick and wrong.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 2, 2010 2:27:28 GMT -5
So... is it this big yet?
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Post by ninjanaco on Apr 2, 2010 10:05:49 GMT -5
who keeps posting those one about tim/jim and josh?. they are cosion [sic]. that's just sick and wrong. I do. And the tweebs don't want Josh, they want Joss. (And it's just Tim. I believe in monogamy, so she only gets one tweeb. I chose Tim because I like the color red. ) This could to a long discussion regarding morality, religion, science, and social taboos, but for now I'll just note that if being romantically involved with your cousin is "just sick and wrong," that's news to Queen Victoria, Charles Darwin, Albert Einstein, Werner von Braun... Ironically, I watched "Rewriting History" the other day on my iPod.
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Post by savingkp on Apr 2, 2010 22:50:19 GMT -5
i ment joss, and all the people you metioned that was what in the 18th cernety? or somthing like that.. not trying to be mean.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 3, 2010 2:32:46 GMT -5
Well, it's also news to Jerry Lee Lewis and Doc Holiday. Marriage to your first cousin IS legal in some states. No I DON'T mean just the southern states!
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Post by ninjanaco on Apr 5, 2010 11:05:35 GMT -5
Queen Victoria and Darwin were in the 19th century (though Victoria did live past 1900). Einstein was born in that century as well, but got together with his cousin in the 1920s-30s or so (I forget the exact years), and Von Braun married his cousin after World War II. I didn't remember Doc Holliday, and Jerry Lee Lewis, well, he didn't just marry his cousin (actually once removed), he married her when she was thirteen. (That's middle-school age! True, people did used to get married when they were teenagers way back when, but nowadays... And Jerry Lee himself, she was his third wife (or at least the third woman he attempted to marry) and he was only 23!) JOSS: I mean, nobody bats an eye 'bout all the gangbangin', adult'ry, and sex slav'ry 'round here, but if Tim an' I just wanna kiss...
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Post by manofevil on Apr 5, 2010 19:52:35 GMT -5
Good one
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Post by ninjanaco on Apr 6, 2010 17:52:30 GMT -5
Thanks. JOSS: And you know what else is cool 'bout me marryin' your brother? My married name'll be the same as my maiden one! Isn't that spankin'? KIM: Hey, Wade, mind if we take a ride through the forest?
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Post by vampirenaomi on Apr 7, 2010 8:05:06 GMT -5
JOSS: I mean, nobody bats an eye 'bout all the gangbangin', adult'ry, and sex slav'ry 'round here, but if Tim an' I just wanna kiss... Okay, this is my favourite caption ever now. It's brilliant. ;D I don't much care for the captions that have to include a whole paragraph about how the stuff that goes on in the pic really isn't incest, bestiality or just go on and on until it's almost like a mini fanfic. I think the best captions are short and simple. If anyone cares, all the best Monkey Fist captions have been collected here. The majority of them are in the comments.
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Post by ninjanaco on Apr 7, 2010 8:18:59 GMT -5
Well, to be fair, I haven't had to defend cousin romance for a while now - look earlier in the thread and I've posted Joss/tweeb captions without negative comment... And now, a "Showdown at the Crooked D" outtake: KIM: What are you into? JOSS: Your brother. He's a real good kisser! KIM: ...
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Post by savingkp on Apr 7, 2010 12:40:38 GMT -5
i wasn't trying to be mean. i'm sorry. i geuss it's kind of funny since they are cartoons.
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Post by ninjanaco on Apr 7, 2010 13:27:08 GMT -5
Apology accepted.
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Post by savingkp on Apr 7, 2010 19:27:30 GMT -5
yea shego, couldnt belive her ears. one of the wegos was getting married joss. shego was going to be related to kim. this was going to ruin her evil rep for sure.
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Post by seniorlovr on Apr 16, 2010 22:34:01 GMT -5
These pictures are all convoluted, disturbed, diseased, and wrong on all levels. In other words, I love them! I do love me some twisted cartoon humor.
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Post by savingkp on Apr 17, 2010 23:16:00 GMT -5
and the twisted caps end here, since ninja-naco. who made most of them left. some people on the board were not very nice to them. but if you are a fan of bonnie or want a cool site to hang i can give you a link to the site.
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