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Post by Firelady Nemo on Aug 25, 2008 21:22:03 GMT -5
DOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES COUNT? ?? gah, i get that alot ;D ;D im a lil' hyperactive online.....ok ok,maby in real life.. ;D *runs & jumps* oh & im also a pyromaniac ;D so ..can i use your thread as a happy place for me? where i can be safe from the cares of the world..or in case i need to hide....'hah..like that would ever happen... *akwardly walks toward refridgerator & takes out a snack*
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 25, 2008 21:30:16 GMT -5
Saddened Statement: My, erm, so-called 'friend' took them from me, a few days ago. He was a very close friend of mine...now he is my enemy...it pains me to say such truths.
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Post by Donne on Aug 25, 2008 21:39:54 GMT -5
Saddened Statement: My, erm, so-called 'friend' took them from me, a few days ago. He was a very close friend of mine...now he is my enemy...it pains me to say such truths. I'm so sorry! I hope you find a better friend and/or somehow make up. Good luck on getting another "Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope".
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 25, 2008 22:07:06 GMT -5
I'm so sorry! I hope you find a better friend and/or somehow make up. Good luck on getting another "Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope". Clarification: I can make a living with scratch, I suppose.
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 18:04:03 GMT -5
Query: Ever held a blaster pistol before?
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 19:05:07 GMT -5
Query: Ever held a blaster pistol before? No, although I've tried BB guns, bows-and-arrows, and doomsday machines. Is it good?
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 19:19:28 GMT -5
No, although I've tried BB guns, bows-and-arrows, and doomsday machines. Is it good? Answer: Yes, it is very good. Very effective. Leaves a good burn right through a meatbags body. Sending them into a quick flight to death. When shot through the forehead, also. I do not think it is legal, though...but, it won't hurt to try it out. *Hands her a blaster pistol* *Pulls a random human off the street and drops him to the ground* Example: Now, aim the blaster pistol at the pathetic meatbag, pull the trigger. Kill him. It is fun.
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 19:22:57 GMT -5
No, although I've tried BB guns, bows-and-arrows, and doomsday machines. Is it good? Answer: Yes, it is very good. Very effective. Leaves a good burn right through a meatbags body. Sending them into a quick flight to death. When shot through the forehead, also. I do not think it is legal, though...but, it won't hurt to try it out. *Hands a blaster pistol* *Pulls a random human off the street and drops him to the ground* Example: Now, aim the blaster pistol at the pathetic meatbag, pull the trigger. Kill him. It is fun. I can understand war tactics, but... Thanks for the blaster pistol, though. I'll keep it close.
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 19:24:01 GMT -5
Wait- if you're at the computer, how did you pull a random human off the street? Really tiny/built-in computer, or just terrible housing location? ;D
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 19:25:03 GMT -5
I can understand war tactics, but... Thanks for the blaster pistol, though. I'll keep it close. *Holds the poor man by the color* Supplication: What? You won't shoot him? But I insist...
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 19:29:40 GMT -5
I can understand war tactics, but... Thanks for the blaster pistol, though. I'll keep it close. *Holds the poor man by the color* Supplication: What? You won't shoot him? But I insist... Nah, unless he's trying to kill me. Then it would be defense. I'd rather not reveal my location to the authorities prematurely get arrested.
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 19:34:32 GMT -5
Nah, unless he's trying to kill me. Then it would be defense. I'd rather not reveal my location to the authorities prematurely get arrested. Recitation: Oh, fine, then, I shall do it. Come along, then... *Pulls the struggling man into a dark alley*
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 19:37:39 GMT -5
Nah, unless he's trying to kill me. Then it would be defense. I'd rather not reveal my location to the authorities prematurely get arrested. Recitation: Oh, fine, then, I shall do it. Come along, then... *Pulls the struggling man into a dark alley* Any particular reason why you have a vendetta against the randomly-chosen "meat-bag"?
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 19:56:35 GMT -5
Any particular reason why you have a vendetta against the randomly-chosen "meat-bag"? Statement: I just don't like organic meatbags. Retraction: Except for the Master, of course, ha ha.
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 20:01:31 GMT -5
Any particular reason why you have a vendetta against the randomly-chosen "meat-bag"? Statement: I just don't like organic meatbags. Retraction: Except for the Master, of course, ha ha. Speaking of whom, who is your current Master?
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 20:02:21 GMT -5
Oh, and, I'm offended. (crosses arms indignantly)
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 20:19:14 GMT -5
Speaking of whom, who is your current Master? Statement: Poisonous Angel...a member of this forum, also. Link: ronstoppable.proboards89.com/index.cgi?board=askme&action=display&thread=13422&page=1Insinuation: If the Master is not happy, then neither am I. Oh, and, I'm offended. (crosses arms indignantly) Supplication: Oh, please, don't be. It is nothing personal towards you meatba--er, humans. But I've had my fair share of time with humans, and I, as a droid, will have the liberty to class humans as organic meatbags.
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 20:28:12 GMT -5
Hmm. How did she wind up with an assassin droid? Oh, all right. (uncrosses arms)
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Post by Tenkan on Aug 27, 2008 20:40:58 GMT -5
Hmm. How did she wind up with an assassin droid? Answer: Well, it did not happen directly, if that is what you are thinking. I have had three other masters in this forum before her. My former Master before my current one left me damaged and unattended. I have not seen her for two months. Clarification: If I do not see, speak to, or hear of my Master for more than thirty six days, then it is protocol that my functions should shut down immediately until another meatbag comes to claim me by rebooting my systems. At that time, my former Master was not active at all...the inevitable happened, and I shut down. Then Poisonous Angel figured out how to reboot my systems and claim me as her personal assassin droid...and now I serve her as my Master.
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Post by Donne on Aug 27, 2008 20:42:47 GMT -5
I see. Does she do anything other than command you to assassinate people?
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