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Post by manofevil on Jan 31, 2010 15:16:38 GMT -5
The high-heeled broad jump, while clearly difficult, was judged to be simply not extreme enough for the X-games.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 3, 2010 2:31:42 GMT -5
No... They CAN'T cancel the new Battlestar Galactica... They just CAN'T!!!
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Post by manofevil on Feb 4, 2010 15:09:16 GMT -5
With her and Ron's first child, Kim found her life complete.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 6, 2010 16:00:12 GMT -5
Bonnie discovered that drinking a liter of diet soda before graduation was a biiig mistake.
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Post by ninjanaco on Feb 16, 2010 19:14:51 GMT -5
KIM: No, really, Bonnie. If Jesus had wanted women to be priests, He would have gone right ahead and... BONNIE: Look, I don't care about biblical basis, or ontological gender differences, or whatever. So unless you can give me one good argument- BONNIE: OK, you convinced me. Let's keep this thread to captions and not turn it into a theological debate, alright?
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Post by manofevil on Feb 16, 2010 23:11:39 GMT -5
Mom, do you think I'm a sl-t? I mean, I keep doing all those things with Ron, and I love him but... Oh Kimmie. Your father and I were young once. You think we weren't wild? Why sometimes I can't believe we even made it through college. Why, there was this one time we were both in the library and- HON! She doesn't hear about that until after she's married.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 16, 2010 23:12:48 GMT -5
Yeah Wade, I don't know what they put in Ron's jimerito, but he's suddenly racing around, waving his arms, and twitching like he's hooked up to a battery or something. How is that different from his usual behavior? This time he didn;t start by screaming 'MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEES'. That IS different.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 16, 2010 23:14:21 GMT -5
RON! Don't make me smack you!
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Post by manofevil on Feb 17, 2010 0:12:22 GMT -5
I forgot my line. What comes after 'No Big'?
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Post by manofevil on Feb 18, 2010 5:01:41 GMT -5
Nah, Ron. This is more like the time we fought Drakken in Seattle. The rain was a lot colder when we busted Professor Dementor in London.
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Post by Muzzlehatch on Feb 18, 2010 20:18:56 GMT -5
KIM: No, really, Bonnie. If Jesus had wanted women to be priests, He would have gone right ahead and... BONNIE: Look, I don't care about biblical basis, or ontological gender differences, or whatever. So unless you can give me one good argument- BONNIE: OK, you convinced me. Let's keep this thread to captions and not turn it into a theological debate, alright?IMHO, this is one of the best you've done.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 18, 2010 21:14:59 GMT -5
>thinking< Pregnant... How did I ever get ...PREGNANT... I'm so careful and...
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Post by Nutzkie on Feb 19, 2010 3:01:29 GMT -5
>thinking< Pregnant... How did I ever get ...PREGNANT... I'm so careful and... "And... and... and just how the heck did I wind up with this freaky mustache anyway?"
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Post by manofevil on Feb 19, 2010 3:56:05 GMT -5
Good one ;D
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Post by manofevil on Feb 19, 2010 4:58:20 GMT -5
Sorry girls, it's true! Me and Pinky- I mean Kim- are a thing now and I don't step out on her for anyone. I'll miss we had, but this is what happens when a guy gets pinned- Boy, why am I talking so weird? And why do I have this weird urge to yell 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!' and give the thumbs up?
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Post by manofevil on Feb 20, 2010 2:28:00 GMT -5
I'm very discouraged, Chuck. We still have three months of school left. Tests to take, reports to write, and all those dumb things to do. There's no time for love, Chuck.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 20, 2010 3:42:52 GMT -5
Come On Ron! The post Thanksgiving day sales start in five minutes!
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Post by manofevil on Feb 20, 2010 3:43:47 GMT -5
RON! If I catch you wearing my pants again, I'll rip your guts out!
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Post by ninjanaco on Feb 20, 2010 10:57:23 GMT -5
IMHO, this is one of the best you've done. Thank you.
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Post by manofevil on Feb 21, 2010 4:36:53 GMT -5
.... .... .... Kim: Ron? How'd you get down there? What're you doing? Ron: uuuuhhh....
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