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Post by manofevil on Apr 23, 2010 23:03:44 GMT -5
When the hand held spontaneous orgasmatron that she had conficated from Drakken that morning went off in her pocket, Kim found herself in a very embarrassing situation.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 24, 2010 22:49:18 GMT -5
Man when I find the freak who been doing all this internet porn of me I am so gonna-
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Post by manofevil on Apr 25, 2010 1:20:57 GMT -5
The attack of the zombie theme park mascots left even Kim stunned.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 26, 2010 0:51:32 GMT -5
Kim made one last foray into computer dating... with the same results.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 26, 2010 2:39:20 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, I know you hate monkeys, so I hope you freak out when I tell you that from this angle, I find this idol very.... arousing Ron: Actually Kim, I still hate monkeys, but I find what you just said very... arousing.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 27, 2010 0:43:50 GMT -5
jello- shots... Hee Hee Hee.. Jell-jello shotsh. . >slurp<
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Post by manofevil on Apr 27, 2010 0:57:21 GMT -5
What's a Jedi council Ronald and why would you suddenly feel like you were addressing one?
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Post by Nutzkie on Apr 27, 2010 10:38:34 GMT -5
Kim: "Well, I'd say this is the last time the school invites Willie Nelson to be the commencement speaker at graduation." Ron: "Hey! Suddenly I'm hungry and I don't know why."
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Post by manofevil on Apr 27, 2010 18:49:32 GMT -5
LOL Good one!!!
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Post by manofevil on Apr 28, 2010 5:22:24 GMT -5
You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Then their no friends of mine.
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Post by Nutzkie on Apr 28, 2010 10:55:34 GMT -5
Ahhhhh... The Safety Dance! Classic "Men at Work" tune. And now for a look into the bizarre world of a parallel universe near you: "People of the future! I have traveled from your distant past so that I may return to my own time and use your advanced technology to conquer the world." "So you see, there is nothing you can do to stop me! Soon, your present will become my past and... Wait, that's not right. I mean... my past will create your future... presently... Uh, that is... I mean... Your past-present participle... errrr..." "Gaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!" "You know, for a super-villain he has a really sexy voice."
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Post by savingkp on Apr 29, 2010 12:31:59 GMT -5
*laughs* it's so funny
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Post by manofevil on Apr 29, 2010 18:10:53 GMT -5
Kim, listen to this passage from the Kama Sutra- In the intensity of passion one often hits the lover on the body, and the parts of the body where these blows of love should be dealt are: The shoulders;-- The head;-- The space between the breasts;-- The back;-- The jaghana;-- The sides. There are eight sounds of pleasurable anguish which correspond to the different kinds of blows. These are: Hinn;-- A tonal sound;-- A cooing sound;-- A crying sound;-- Phoutt;-- Phatt;-- Soutt;-- Platt. Ron! You be getting any ideas would you? No Kim. I was just wondering about all those fights you had with Shego. Hmm. Now you've got me wondering.
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Post by manofevil on Apr 30, 2010 22:44:40 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, are Monkey-Fist and DNAmy... making out? Ron:........
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Post by manofevil on May 1, 2010 4:44:19 GMT -5
Me with Ron, Shego, AND Drakken? Man, what pervert's writing our scripts these days?
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Post by manofevil on May 1, 2010 5:25:54 GMT -5
Marriage? To you Hench? I don't think so.
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Post by manofevil on May 1, 2010 21:37:54 GMT -5
Kim: >thinking< I can't believe he's looking down my shirt. I can't believe I'm LETTING him look down my shirt. I can't believe I WANT him looking down my shirt. Man: Sooooo pointy...
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Post by manofevil on May 2, 2010 20:26:16 GMT -5
Don't ask me. I don't know why they do these things.
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Post by Nutzkie on May 3, 2010 11:28:52 GMT -5
"Thanks for letting me use the lab, dad." "Hey, what's federal funding for?" "No wonder my taxes are so darn high."
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Post by manofevil on May 5, 2010 22:24:39 GMT -5
This is what I get for buying a Toyota!
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