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Post by manofevil on May 5, 2010 22:41:52 GMT -5
The tryouts for the new Transformers movie were BRUTAL!
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Post by manofevil on May 5, 2010 22:47:32 GMT -5
Aw SWELL! I took another wrong turn at Albuquerque!
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Post by manofevil on May 10, 2010 10:38:46 GMT -5
When the oil slick finally arrived at the gulf shore, Steve Barkin arrived quickly, both willing and able to contribute, though not quite ready as he'd forgotten to put on his PANTS!
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Post by manofevil on May 10, 2010 23:04:29 GMT -5
I'm telling you, it's this big!
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Post by manofevil on May 11, 2010 0:04:19 GMT -5
This Beerman guy's almost as bad as Col. Kink!
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Post by manofevil on May 12, 2010 21:45:59 GMT -5
NO..WAY.. Is it really this big? Actually it's this big. And then people wonder why I date him.
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Post by manofevil on May 12, 2010 21:56:58 GMT -5
Ah, welcome guests, to the Middleton Gentleman's Club. These girls need serious loving. Are you men enough to satisfy them?
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Post by manofevil on May 12, 2010 22:27:42 GMT -5
Do you see this stick, you clown? I'll plant a wood, splinter by splinter, over your rich terrain.
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Post by manofevil on May 13, 2010 22:38:50 GMT -5
Shego's tragic but thankfully brief bout with meth addiction taught her harsh lessons.
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Post by manofevil on May 16, 2010 1:45:13 GMT -5
Kim: Ron, did Drakken and Shego just... change sexes!!Ron: Aw, that's a whole new level of wrongsick!
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Post by manofevil on May 16, 2010 22:39:55 GMT -5
Drakken: NYAAARRRGH!! Shego: Whoa, Doc! You're having another planneurism! Drakken: What! Shego: Planneurism! Anneurism induced your planning process.
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Post by manofevil on May 16, 2010 23:08:43 GMT -5
Gilf, Dilf, Milf. ;D
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Post by manofevil on May 17, 2010 23:01:55 GMT -5
ON YOUR KNEES, WORM, AND GIVE MY LIFEWELL THE PLEASURING IT DESERVES WITH YOUR UNWORTHY TONGUE!!!!
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Post by manofevil on May 21, 2010 4:01:56 GMT -5
The Middleton Cheerleaders all girl orgies could have truly mystical side effects, especially when they all orgasmed at the same time.
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Post by manofevil on May 24, 2010 23:58:48 GMT -5
So...Orgy? Ah-heh.. Kidding?
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Post by manofevil on May 25, 2010 0:53:28 GMT -5
>hic< Okkkay.. who shh >hic< who shpunched the pike?
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Post by Nutzkie on May 25, 2010 9:51:33 GMT -5
Ha ha! In that last one, Kim sounds like she's channeling some of the guys I knew in college.
(I've often suspected that the most popular pick-up line in the dorms was "Hey, do you fall down here often?")
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Post by manofevil on May 30, 2010 23:14:05 GMT -5
Kim: Hey look Ron! Bonnie's sitting in the food court in her skirt with her legs spread and no panties. Who do you think nailed her? Ron: Who can tell? Her knees haven't met in weeks.
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Post by manofevil on May 31, 2010 0:05:14 GMT -5
The drunken fraternity rats last memory before waking up in the hospital with his jaw wired shut.
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Post by Nutzkie on Jun 1, 2010 13:01:33 GMT -5
"Ya know Bonnie, I think I've got a theory about why you're such a b*tch." "WHAT did you just call me?" "You see, from what I can tell, you're popular because you developed early and started giving hand jobs when you were twelve. But now days you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror 'cause all you see staring back at you is a whore. So you pick on Kim here to avoid the inevitable realization that by the time your body's all used up at the age of twenty-five, you'll be a dried-out chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your perverted deadbeat of a step dad won't want. Now how am I doin' so far? Am I in the ballpark?" "......."
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