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Post by manofevil on Jul 11, 2010 3:50:21 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! THERE'S NO PLACE LEFT TO WATCH KIM POSSIBLE!!!!!
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Post by manofevil on Jul 11, 2010 3:51:00 GMT -5
The rapist cops last memory before waking up in the hospital with his jaw broken, an IAB investigator questioning him, and a civil suit against him pending
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Post by manofevil on Jul 11, 2010 3:51:43 GMT -5
Kimmie woke up that morning with period FROM HELL!!
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Post by manofevil on Jul 11, 2010 3:52:34 GMT -5
When Kim started acting like this Ron got real worried. Especially since she was about to walk into a wall with her eyes closed.
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Post by manofevil on Jul 11, 2010 3:53:31 GMT -5
Shguh, uh dunt mun tuh fugt yuh buhthdah. (Shego, I didn't mean to forget your birthday) URK!
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Post by manofevil on Jul 11, 2010 3:54:16 GMT -5
So this secret spy camera you found in the locker room has footage of Bonnie getting gangbanged by the football team? Ron, we were in there last week. Do you think it was there then? I dunno Kim. Why? Do you think we could get paid for the footage of what we did?
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Post by manofevil on Jul 11, 2010 3:55:02 GMT -5
Kim: So Bonnie, how much does it gall you that more girls wanna be me, and more guys wanna bang me, than they do you? Bonnie:...............
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Post by Nutzkie on Aug 8, 2010 22:43:39 GMT -5
Time to play "Guess the Caption!" See if you can guess what Ron is thinking right now... 1) "You know Bonnie, you're actually an amazing person. It's actually amazing to think you beat out one million other sperm." 2) "Why don't you go be obscene and not heard." 3) "Did you smoke while your mother was carrying you?" 4) "What say you bring some joy to this room... by leaving!"The lucky winner receives a hearty hand clasp and a copy of last years calendar. Enter early and enter often!
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Post by Joe Stoppinghem on Aug 9, 2010 20:25:41 GMT -5
I vote for # 2!
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Post by Nutzkie on Aug 10, 2010 15:17:03 GMT -5
And that's one vote for "Option # 2." So noted.
(I was trying to work in something about Bonnie being like a slinky: Not much good for anything, but you can help but smile when she falls down a flight of stairs. But unfortunately it was too wordy and I couldn't figure a way to trim it down to size.)
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Post by Muzzlehatch on Aug 10, 2010 19:03:16 GMT -5
I think #3 should be: Did your mother smoke when she was carrying you?
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Post by Nutzkie on Aug 11, 2010 12:06:06 GMT -5
I think #3 should be: Did your mother smoke when she was carrying you? Ordinarily that would be the case. Ordinarily...
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Post by Nutzkie on Jan 5, 2011 13:01:00 GMT -5
Wow! It's hard to believe that it's been nearly five months since the last post in this thread. Time to get back up on the horse... "A mission to England? I can't deal with that! What happens if some guy in a suit of armor smacks me with a rubber chicken? What am I supposed to do then, huh?" "You actually think that's going to happen?" "It happens all the time over there! Don't you remember that documentary we watched on BBC America last week?" "That wasn't a documentary, Ron. That was an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus." "Oh. So, what then? You're saying there's also no such thing as the 'Ministry of Silly Walks' either?" "Well this just tanks..."
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Post by Luke Danger on Jan 5, 2011 14:57:22 GMT -5
Here's one I did at GJA... And Manofevil came with A response for it
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Post by Nutzkie on Jan 6, 2011 11:16:22 GMT -5
"Coming up tonight on SportsCenter: The Arizona Cardinals prove just how desperate they are in their search for a new quarterback... "The PGA Tour continues its investigation into just why the #%$& anybody bothers watching televised golf..." "Final judgment is rendered in the Michael Vick case..." "The Orlando Magic is booed by twelve thousand empty seats at a New Jersey Nets game..." "The NHL announces their latest expansion franchise: The 'Nicaragua Ninjas'..." "And the NFL legalizes late hits on Jake Cutler. All of that and more, tonight, at ten, nine central!"
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Post by Luke Danger on Feb 6, 2011 19:31:30 GMT -5
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Post by Nutzkie on Apr 29, 2011 17:45:01 GMT -5
"Okay, here's the deal: Not all of the doctors here are fully qualified... a lot of the nurses couldn't care less about you... the administration isn't above ripping off your insurance company... they're really just in this for the money..." "Uh, Ronald? That's not what I meant when I asked if you could help out behind the 'admissions' desk."
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Post by Nutzkie on May 26, 2011 13:27:20 GMT -5
"Spankin' Halloween costumes, Ron. But I'm confused: Am I supposed to be Jake or Elwood? "What the... Jake and Elwood? I thought we were going as the Bobsey Twins!"
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Post by Nutzkie on Jun 5, 2011 11:09:08 GMT -5
(Ron contemplating that a mime is a terrible thing to waste.)
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Post by manicspike on Feb 19, 2014 12:24:48 GMT -5
Kim- Look, I'll take care of this. I've done the babysitting thing before. Ron- Alright, go ahead. Kim- Alright young man, five minutes in the corner, right now. Kim- Okay now you've got ten! I can stand here all day, I've got nothing but time. I believe the term for that is unemployed. Ron- You wanna tag out?
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