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Post by manofevil on Sept 30, 2008 23:30:32 GMT -5
Kim: Wanna see a cool trick? Kim: Watch me pop my eyeball out of my socket.
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Post by fan on Oct 2, 2008 7:11:42 GMT -5
Kim: If Brick hits on Shego he will deffinently get hit by a football in the crotch, or worse. Ron: He grabbed her butt, he grabbed her butt! Kim & Ron: BRICK'S SO RED!
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Post by Luke Danger on Oct 5, 2008 10:50:31 GMT -5
Kim and Ron decide to get rid of this Billy May's bullcrud. Kim: Wade, think you can hack the site and fix it? Ron: Technecally he's not hacking it since I gave him permission. Kim: I know that, but whatever Billy did, it isn't funny. Ron: Oh yeah, Wade, try and find Billy while your at it, I want to 'talk' with him. Wade: Got him, I *WHOA!* I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT! Ron: No kidding Wade, can you fix it? Wade: I hope so!
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Oct 5, 2008 13:17:45 GMT -5
Wade: Guys you won't believe what I found on Billy Mays home computer, dirty fanfics about three-way incestuous sex between Joss and the Tweebs
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Oct 5, 2008 15:38:09 GMT -5
Ewww first cousins and twins having a threesome? Nasty
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Post by ItzAlwaysMelaBee on Oct 6, 2008 17:37:50 GMT -5
o geez..... ;D
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Oct 9, 2008 0:32:20 GMT -5
Ron OS: Kim; why do you always act so weird after you come home from a slumber party at Patty Hearst’s house
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Oct 9, 2008 0:40:22 GMT -5
Store clerk: Miss Possible; for the last time the turbo charger for your vibrating Bebe has not arrived yet.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Oct 9, 2008 7:29:28 GMT -5
Omg lol!!!
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Post by eoraptor on Oct 9, 2008 9:43:43 GMT -5
So would that be a Bebe that's "fully functional and programed in multiple techniques"? [/Mr. Data]
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Post by manofevil on Oct 15, 2008 0:53:43 GMT -5
>GASP< Oh No! It happened!!! The tweebs finally cloned Sara Palin!!!! What? Where?!!! I am NOT a Sarah Palin clone! You take that back this second! Thank goodness!! What a relief!! CRASH!!!! >GASP< The Horror! The Horror!
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Post by Nutzkie on Oct 15, 2008 1:03:49 GMT -5
I am NOT a Sarah Palin clone! "Oh yeah? Prove it!" "Yeah! Say 'driving'... And you'd BETTER pronounce the 'G'. GOD HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T PRONOUNCE THE 'G'!" ;D
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Post by Nutzkie on Oct 18, 2008 11:50:07 GMT -5
Sorry about the double post, but inspiration struck last night, and I just couldn't resist... (Oh, and the quotation in the first post of this thread is from the Mel Brooks classic, "Blazing Saddles.") "What do you mean 'you cloned Ron'?" "Relax, sis! We didn't clone him. We just used his DNA in a genetic sequencing experiment." "Yeah. We took Ron's genes and spliced them in with samples we lifted from Senior Senior Junior and Bobo the Wanaweep chimp." "Ugh! And dare I ask what you twin terrors came up with as a result?" ;D
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Post by RedBlueGreen on Oct 18, 2008 14:55:16 GMT -5
;D Good stuff!
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Post by Luke Danger on Oct 18, 2008 15:01:43 GMT -5
Now THAT is funny. Narrator: And thus we learn what the acronym 'ROFL' means. Rolling on floor laughing.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Oct 18, 2008 19:52:55 GMT -5
Awwww but that's a lil harsh on the Bushter lol
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Post by Luke Danger on Oct 18, 2008 20:02:06 GMT -5
Felix and Ron play Zombie Mayhem, and well. . . Ron's losing to the AI. Baddly. How bad you ask? Ron's guy is the one who's being carried off by zombies. Felix: Alas poor Ronald, I knew you well. Ron: UGH! Stupid AI, who gave them fireballs! Felix: Oh com'on, wheres the 'I can take on any zombie' attitude from you? Ron: Stupid computer.
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Post by Commander Argus on Oct 20, 2008 22:10:46 GMT -5
An oldie but goodie: Anne: Kimmie, I think you forgot something...again.
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Post by eoraptor on Oct 20, 2008 23:48:36 GMT -5
That's Kim for you... always forgetting her socks *snickers*
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Post by Nutzkie on Oct 21, 2008 0:50:30 GMT -5
Awwww but that's a lil harsh on the Bushter lol Matter of opinion.
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