Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Sept 23, 2008 0:31:33 GMT -5
This is the boards chance to influence Killer Bebe’s choice in the next auto to get, the pick is down to the final two. My wife wants to get a VW Beetle convertible and I am thinking of the Mustang convertible, and I can live with either; so I want the boards help.
Both cars have their pros and cons, the biggest pro (not for me) is that the wife wants the VW
VW Beetle
PROS
It looks like the Sloth
Kim, Tara, Monique and Mrs. Possible would look good in the passenger seat or driving it.
It’s good on gas mileage
It’s small and easy to park
Auto insurance will be low
60's music, Abba, Aqua and other girl bands will sound good on the radio
Will make me look like a hippie
CONS
It’s VW Beetle
It’s a chick car
it’s a small car
I will not look cool in it
Women will point and laugh at me
(Even more so than they do now)
Can not play rock and roll music or the Ramones in it
Will make me look like a aging hippie
Wife will make me drive it
Ford Mustang
PROS
It’s a MUSTANG!!
Will even make Killer Bebe look cool in it
Shego and or Bonnie will fit in the passenger seat perfectly as we cruise the strip
Kim, Tara, Monique, the cheerleaders, Vivian Porter, ect will look good in the car
The Pixie Girls will sell even more Pixie muffins from it.
DNAmy will even look good in it
Mrs. Dr, Possible will look so hot in her snake skin skirt dancing and shaking her ass on the hood of the car like she use to back in 1985.
CONS
It will drink gas faster then fish
Auto insurance will be high
It will collect tickets faster than Pookie does fleas
(sorry Serge)
Wife will want to drive it
So how about it, will you be a pal and help Killer Bebe out?
Both cars have their pros and cons, the biggest pro (not for me) is that the wife wants the VW
VW Beetle
PROS
It looks like the Sloth
Kim, Tara, Monique and Mrs. Possible would look good in the passenger seat or driving it.
It’s good on gas mileage
It’s small and easy to park
Auto insurance will be low
60's music, Abba, Aqua and other girl bands will sound good on the radio
Will make me look like a hippie
CONS
It’s VW Beetle
It’s a chick car
it’s a small car
I will not look cool in it
Women will point and laugh at me
(Even more so than they do now)
Can not play rock and roll music or the Ramones in it
Will make me look like a aging hippie
Wife will make me drive it
Ford Mustang
PROS
It’s a MUSTANG!!
Will even make Killer Bebe look cool in it
Shego and or Bonnie will fit in the passenger seat perfectly as we cruise the strip
Kim, Tara, Monique, the cheerleaders, Vivian Porter, ect will look good in the car
The Pixie Girls will sell even more Pixie muffins from it.
DNAmy will even look good in it
Mrs. Dr, Possible will look so hot in her snake skin skirt dancing and shaking her ass on the hood of the car like she use to back in 1985.
CONS
It will drink gas faster then fish
Auto insurance will be high
It will collect tickets faster than Pookie does fleas
(sorry Serge)
Wife will want to drive it
So how about it, will you be a pal and help Killer Bebe out?
