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Post by Donne on Sept 24, 2008 21:34:38 GMT -5
Stole this directly from an Ozy and Millie fansite thread, but...
This is a simple game. Simply twist the wish of the person above with an evil or funny outcome. The more evil or funnier the corruption, the better.
Example:
Poster A: I wish I could fly Poster B: Granted, you now have wings, but don't know how to use them, and fall to your death.
Then you make a wish for the next poster to corrupt.
I'll start.
I wish I had jet plane.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 24, 2008 21:46:17 GMT -5
OOOHHH I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!
granted, but it gets shot down by a SAM missile
I wish I was Immortal
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Post by Donne on Sept 24, 2008 21:52:32 GMT -5
Yes, but you didn't wish for youth. You'd get old and decrepit and come down with horrible skin diseases until you were practically a living corpse. I wish my throat isn't sore.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 24, 2008 21:55:04 GMT -5
Yes, but you didn't wish for youth. You'd get old and decrepit and come down with horrible skin diseases until you were practically a living corpse. I wish my throat isn't sore. granted. Your throat is fine, but you have a life threatening disease. I wish I had a secret bank account with an infinite amount of money in it
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Post by Donne on Sept 24, 2008 21:58:11 GMT -5
Yes, but you didn't wish for youth. You'd get old and decrepit and come down with horrible skin diseases until you were practically a living corpse. I wish my throat isn't sore. granted. Your throat is fine, but you have a life threatening disease. I wish I had a secret bank account with an infinite amount of money in it True, but you lost your memory and don't remember that using this money will lead your would-be murderers straight to you. ( Jason Bourne, anyone?) I wish I had more members of my Legion of Terror.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 24, 2008 21:59:38 GMT -5
granted. Your throat is fine, but you have a life threatening disease. I wish I had a secret bank account with an infinite amount of money in it True, but you lost your memory and don't remember that using this money will lead your would-be murderers straight to you. ( Jason Bourne, anyone?) I wish I had more members of my Legion of Terror. Granted, but they all turn on you. I wish I was the smartest person in the universe
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Post by Donne on Sept 24, 2008 22:02:15 GMT -5
Granted, but they all turn on you. I wish I was the smartest person in the universe Ah, I should've expected that! Ignorance is bliss. Therefore, suffering can knowledge bring, young Griffin. I wish I could meet Bob and Mark.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 24, 2008 22:10:18 GMT -5
Granted, but they all turn on you. I wish I was the smartest person in the universe Ah, I should've expected that! Ignorance is bliss. Therefore, suffering can knowledge bring, young Griffin. I wish I could meet Bob and Mark. Granted, but just as you meet them, you get kidnapped. I Kim was real and my GF
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Post by Donne on Sept 25, 2008 12:46:38 GMT -5
Of course, you also have a vengeful Ultimate Monkey Master out after you. I wish I owned an international chain of vegetarian fast food restaurants that wouldn't make you obese.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 25, 2008 12:53:51 GMT -5
Of course, you also have a vengeful Ultimate Monkey Master out after you. I wish I owned an international chain of vegetarian fast food restaurants that wouldn't make you obese. Granted, but people start eating so much healthy food that everyone becomes unhealthy and go back to fast food. I wish I had a device that could bring any person or thing out of a tv show or movie and make it real
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Post by Donne on Sept 25, 2008 13:09:26 GMT -5
Granted, but people start eating so much healthy food that everyone becomes unhealthy and go back to fast food. I wish I had a device that could bring any person or thing out of a tv show or movie and make it real Oh, like "Click" from Between the Lions! (Little kids' show; sorry.) Yeah, but you accidentally bring out one of the murderous arch-villains. And he's not happy. I wish my headache was gone.
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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 25, 2008 16:05:45 GMT -5
It's gone, you got a migrane.
Wish Disney wasn't so making such stupid decisions
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Post by Donne on Sept 25, 2008 16:26:08 GMT -5
It's gone, you got a migrane. Wish Disney wasn't so making such stupid decisions Disney shut down and sued all who used their name in order to not go bankrupt. I wish I had a flying car.
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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 25, 2008 17:06:17 GMT -5
You get shreeded to bits by Triple A (That's Anti-Air, ground-pounders )
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Sept 25, 2008 17:15:36 GMT -5
Ok well what's your wish?
I wish I had a lamborgini
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Post by Donne on Sept 25, 2008 17:24:38 GMT -5
Ok well what's your wish? I wish I had a lamborgini But now you're broke. I wish I had some linguini.
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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 25, 2008 18:46:14 GMT -5
It's poisoned. ouch.
Wish there was peace instead of war.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Sept 25, 2008 20:03:04 GMT -5
Then there is so much peace that it starts a riot.
I wish I owned best buy
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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 25, 2008 20:10:21 GMT -5
It goes bankrupt just after you start owning it. You are now broke.
I wish there were KP boxsets
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Post by Donne on Sept 25, 2008 20:12:53 GMT -5
It goes bankrupt just after you start owning it. You are now broke. I wish there were KP boxsets They come out at full price, but only three episodes per disk, rather than a full season in a box. I wish for another Kim Possible movie.
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