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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 25, 2008 20:17:16 GMT -5
It is just flat out horrible due to Disney's idocy getting in the way.
I wish that Disney would wake up.
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Post by Donne on Sept 25, 2008 20:18:27 GMT -5
It is just flat out horrible due to Disney's idocy getting in the way. I wish that Disney would wake up. It's grumpy in the morning. I wish I had a golf club.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Sept 25, 2008 22:18:35 GMT -5
It is just flat out horrible due to Disney's idocy getting in the way. I wish that Disney would wake up. It's grumpy in the morning. I wish I had a golf club. Granted, but you get struck by lighting while using it. I wish the Stargate was real
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Post by drakkenfan on Sept 25, 2008 23:43:29 GMT -5
Granted, but aliens use it to send a massive bomb to destroy the planet earth.
I wish my baby would start sleeping through the night, so I could get some sleep.
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Post by KillerBebe Obeys Zita on Sept 26, 2008 1:52:21 GMT -5
Granted, but with all the quite in the house you can’t fall to sleep.
I wish that I had an ESP.
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Post by Donne on Sept 26, 2008 16:29:13 GMT -5
Granted, but with all the quite in the house you can’t fall to sleep. I wish that I had an ESP. But then they'd ban you from games of chance. I wish my tongue wasn't blue. XP I've been drinking a slushie.
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Post by lovethebeardkevin on Sept 26, 2008 17:43:03 GMT -5
So the doctor cuts your tongue out
I wish I wish I was a fish
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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 26, 2008 17:50:28 GMT -5
You wind up as the main course at a dinner.
I wish I . . . had a wish.
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Post by Donne on Sept 26, 2008 17:59:39 GMT -5
You wind up as the main course at a dinner. I wish I . . . had a wish. You end up wasting it on a Corrupt-a-Wish game. I wish I had some chocolate.
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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 26, 2008 18:17:39 GMT -5
It's been poisoned. . . ouch. Least it's just KO poison and not killer stuff
I wish Disney would realize how bad it's coperate decisions are
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Post by dracorex on Sept 29, 2008 23:15:07 GMT -5
It does. Sadly another of your favorite stations makes even worse ones.
I wish I had a werewolf/cyborg army.
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Post by The Yetimonster on Sept 29, 2008 23:19:59 GMT -5
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, your army turns on you and then plays a rousing game of 'cornhole the corpse'.
I wish the middle of Australia was a rain forest.
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Post by dracorex on Sept 29, 2008 23:22:38 GMT -5
Wish granted, unfortunately the Koala's new diet causes them to grow into gigantic, feral bear-beasts. Australia's population is wiped out within a week.
I wish I had the ability of super sonic screams!
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Post by Malory Evolent on Sept 29, 2008 23:29:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you are now sentenced to spend the rest of your days on a deserted island because you cannot control the volume of your own voice.
I wish I had a job.
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Post by dracorex on Sept 29, 2008 23:30:41 GMT -5
Nice one.
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Post by Donne on Sept 30, 2008 16:17:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you are now sentenced to spend the rest of your days on a deserted island because you cannot control the volume of your own voice. I wish I had a job. Aaaat... Disney Corporate? Dun dun DUN! I wish I had a light bulb.
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Post by Loser7 on Sept 30, 2008 16:19:32 GMT -5
Some one shoves a light bulb up your butt and your rectum is set on fire (yes, the light bulb is somehow working)
I want a yo-yo :D
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Post by Donne on Sept 30, 2008 16:53:17 GMT -5
Some one shoves a light bulb up your butt and your rectum is set on fire (yes, the light bulb is somehow working) I want a yo-yo :D The yo-yo conks you in the head as you try to do an around-the-world. I wish I had a cliff.
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Post by Luke Danger on Sept 30, 2008 16:56:14 GMT -5
You fall down.
Wish there wasn't war.
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Post by Donne on Sept 30, 2008 16:58:29 GMT -5
You fall down. Wish there wasn't war. Aliens come and invade. Humans are defenseless, being mainly untrained to use weapons after decades of peace. Wish I had a death ray.
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