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Post by Donne on Oct 7, 2008 16:50:51 GMT -5
You crash.  I wish people would use correct grammar. |
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Post by Mickey on Oct 7, 2008 18:05:03 GMT -5
You crash. I wish people would use correct grammar. Everyone goes back to Old English. I wish we could get a presidential candidate who has more leadership qualities than a gerbil. |
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Post by Donne on Oct 7, 2008 18:57:22 GMT -5
You get a dictator.
I wish people would stop shaking me and blasting me with stunguns in the Ask Me thread.
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Post by Mickey on Oct 7, 2008 19:10:24 GMT -5
You get a dictator. I wish people would stop shaking me and blasting me with stunguns in the Ask Me thread. They start hitting you with baseball bats instead. I wish I were in Dixie. Hooray! |
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Post by Donne on Oct 7, 2008 19:28:00 GMT -5
You turn into a Dixie cup and get sold to one of the Dixie Chicks, who uses you to keep her old gum in.
I wish I didn't HAVE BASEBALL-SHAPED WELTS ALL OVER!
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Post by Mickey on Oct 7, 2008 19:36:25 GMT -5
You turn into a Dixie cup and get sold to one of the Dixie Chicks, who uses you to keep her old gum in. I wish I didn't HAVE BASEBALL-SHAPED WELTS ALL OVER! The welts are replaced with Canadian loonies. I wish I could find a decent KP ring tone. |
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Post by Donne on Oct 7, 2008 20:11:19 GMT -5
It's the Naked Mole Rap- that won't turn off!
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
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Post by Mickey on Oct 7, 2008 20:15:23 GMT -5
It's the Naked Mole Rap- that won't turn off! I wish I didn't have to do the dishes. You are forced to spend the rest of your life eating off of cheap paper plates. I wish I had another fifth of whiskey. |
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Post by Donne on Oct 8, 2008 20:51:20 GMT -5
I like eating off of cheap paper plates. It means I don't have to do dishes. You get pulled over by the cops. Who knew your were surfing RS Net in your car? I wish I could have a super power. |
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Post by Malory Evolent on Oct 9, 2008 1:15:13 GMT -5
Granted, but your superpower gives you the power to turn water into nacho cheese. Sounds cool at first but then you realize its negative aspects and thus you die of dehydration.
I wish when you wish for stuff and it really comes true.
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Post by ivyblossom on Oct 10, 2008 7:42:50 GMT -5
Granted, but you have enemies and they wish bad stuff would happen to you. Now you have evil acne that talks to you and annoys you.  I wish I would have invented something really important. |
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Post by Justyh- Pic is the reality guy on Oct 10, 2008 9:19:19 GMT -5
Granted, it becomes very important- everybody starts using it at every single day jobs. Until/ it starts zapping citizens and explodes.
I wish I knew why like horror movies and a slacker of society and against all fashion.
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Post by Darth Griffin on Oct 11, 2008 19:16:02 GMT -5
granted, but the answer makes your brain explode.
I wish I never had to sleep
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Post by Mickey on Oct 13, 2008 11:10:43 GMT -5
granted, but the answer makes your brain explode. I wish I never had to sleep You get bored when all of your friends are sleeping. I wish the Buffalo Bills would trade Losman... or replace him with a pylon. |
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Post by garnetblack on Oct 13, 2008 15:21:38 GMT -5
The pylon is posessed and bites off Marshawn Lynch's legs.
I wish I didn't have to practically interrogate my professors to get a straight answer out of them.
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Post by Malory Evolent on Oct 14, 2008 1:31:08 GMT -5
Granted but then they give too much informatin causing you to never have to study for any of the exams so while you and everyone else make A's in the class, you never actually learned any of the material thus you're usless in your field of study.
I wish I could sleep at night and be awake during the day
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Post by Mickey on Oct 14, 2008 12:50:39 GMT -5
Granted but then they give too much informatin causing you to never have to study for any of the exams so while you and everyone else make A's in the class, you never actually learned any of the material thus you're usless in your field of study. I wish I could sleep at night and be awake during the day You become the morning person everyone else hates. I wish my lunch appointment would have lasted all day. |
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Post by Malory Evolent on Oct 17, 2008 1:21:24 GMT -5
Granted, but you find out that when you leave the appointment you've been at for hours, someone actually played a trick on you and stopped time, so you have to go back for the remainder of the work day.
I wish when I would ask any of my guy friends if he wants to catch a movie or hang out I'd get another answer besides "Sorry, can't! My character's needed this week in D&D"
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Post by Mickey on Oct 17, 2008 2:45:40 GMT -5
Granted, but you find out that when you leave the appointment you've been at for hours, someone actually played a trick on you and stopped time, so you have to go back for the remainder of the work day. I wish when I would ask any of my guy friends if he wants to catch a movie or hang out I'd get another answer besides "Sorry, can't! My character's needed this week in D&D" Granted, but only because your guy friends have switched over to World of Warcraft instead of DnD. I wish people wouldn't try to tell me how I think and/or feel. |
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Post by ivyblossom on Oct 17, 2008 6:22:29 GMT -5
Granted, but people don't talk to you anymore. You get lonely and finally go to a mental hospital.  I wish I would get a little bit more time in the tests next month. |
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