nakedmoledogg
Pink Sloth
I ignite, so hold on, cuz we're about to light it up.
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Post by nakedmoledogg on Nov 9, 2008 0:47:09 GMT -5
Granted. You now get an extra half hour to do your tests. Unfortunately, that means you have to stay after school for another half hour on each test day. Also, the tests have more questions to make up for the extra time, which means more studying and homework at home, thus depriving you of happy time on rs.net. You suffer from symptoms of withdrawal that would make a smoker, who was trying to quit, pity you.
I wish I could do stand-up comedy well enough to go on tour with Dane Cook.
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Post by GT on Nov 9, 2008 0:48:59 GMT -5
Unfortunately for you, while you were writing out your next pucnhline on the tour bus, the bus hit a speedbump, and the pencil you were holding is pierced right through your neck, which takes away your ability to talk.
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Dane Cook turned out to be a dragon who ate you up.
I wish my wishes wouldn't get corrupted.
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nakedmoledogg
Pink Sloth
I ignite, so hold on, cuz we're about to light it up.
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Post by nakedmoledogg on Nov 9, 2008 1:11:07 GMT -5
Done. Your wishes, after this one, are not corruptable anymore. However, you lose the ability to make wishes furthermore.
I wish the Geico gecko were a FRIENDLY komodo dragon who didn't want to do anything to cause me harm or discomfort.
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Post by FarAwayGirl on Nov 20, 2008 11:21:50 GMT -5
You and him are the best of friends. But he ate your neighbor and now the whole town's formed a mob to come and get you.
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwitch.
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nakedmoledogg
Pink Sloth
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Post by nakedmoledogg on Nov 22, 2008 19:04:44 GMT -5
Granted. A grilled cheese sandwich appears in front of you, but now you aren't hungry anymore, so you put it in the refridgerator. The power goes out and the sandwich goes bad, forcing you to throw it out. A single tear glistens int he corner of your eye.
I wish someone would type their response to this message backwards.
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Post by Donne on Nov 22, 2008 22:12:19 GMT -5
.daer ot elbissopmi sti tub ,detnarG
I wish for a good book.
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rottingcorpse
Yellow Trout
Flesh is Weak! Glory to the Accretian Empire!
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Post by rottingcorpse on Nov 22, 2008 23:57:32 GMT -5
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rottingcorpse
Yellow Trout
Flesh is Weak! Glory to the Accretian Empire!
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Post by rottingcorpse on Nov 23, 2008 0:02:00 GMT -5
.daer ot elbissopmi sti tub ,detnarG I wish for a good book. you get the Watchmen by alan moore, but it changed your life and suddenly you make a giant monster and set it loose in new york killing millions BUT in the end created temporary world peace. I wish for all the scum of the world to have one neck and my hands around it.
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Post by garnetblack on Nov 25, 2008 11:59:06 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the scum of the world has its hands around your neck, and they are stronger than yours.
I wish I had a job.
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Post by Justyh- Pic is the reality guy on Nov 27, 2008 11:18:04 GMT -5
Granted, but- in the interveiw/ the manager had to quit the work site+ you are without a job.
I wish everybody had bazookas and riding in tanks, throwing glittering signs of heart/ smiles & rainbows in ribbons. Within wearing hilarious bright fashion clothing and saying "Good day stranger".
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Post by Luke Danger on Dec 2, 2008 20:24:38 GMT -5
The tanks and bazookas self-detonate, setting of a third world war ( ) Wish I could get some sleep. . .
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Post by Mickey on Dec 6, 2008 20:13:15 GMT -5
The tanks and bazookas self-detonate, setting of a third world war ( ) Wish I could get some sleep. . . You fall into a thirty year coma. I wish the Sabres would get their crap together and start winning some hockey games.
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Post by Luke Danger on Dec 6, 2008 20:26:55 GMT -5
They win, but are arrested for taking steroids.
Wish I didn't have to practice trumbone.
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nakedmoledogg
Pink Sloth
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Post by nakedmoledogg on Dec 7, 2008 3:03:06 GMT -5
Granted, no trumbone for you. However, you take up the trombone instead and your mouth gets stuck on the mouthpiece during practice, earning you the ridicule of the band. or Granted, no trombone practice for you. You are hired by Disney to perform and record a new soundtrack for Kim Possible, including a new opening theme song for the next season of episodes. You fly to Disney Headquarters in a commercial airplane, but your trombone was lost somewhere along the way.
I wish I had the ability to set non-living things on fire with the snap of my fingers.
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Post by HAL-9000 the S.O.B. on Apr 5, 2009 12:41:34 GMT -5
Granted, but it is only to the shoes that you're wearing
I wish I had X-ray vision
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Post by shegodemona on Apr 5, 2009 20:36:59 GMT -5
granted, but you find yourself working 70 hours a week at a nursing home and are unable to find employment of any sort elsewhere.
I wish that I could transform any insects I wanted into 1 lb gold nuggets
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Post by HAL-9000 the S.O.B. on Apr 8, 2009 10:31:31 GMT -5
Granted, but because you made so much, gold it is now worthless.
I wish I was old enough to drive.
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Post by shegodemona on Apr 8, 2009 21:31:37 GMT -5
do you really want it to be that easy? granted, but you break down on the expressway while going on a trip many hours from your house without a cell phone, someone pulls over to help and instead they rob you and kidnap you and take you across the boarder to mexico where they take your clothing and leave you roasting in the sun. (based on a true story) I wish the place where I live was always partially sunny with a light breeze and 74 degrees outside.
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Post by Dr. Feelgood on Apr 8, 2009 23:34:18 GMT -5
Granted. You enjoy it for a while, before discovering that you now live in an alien terrarium; your every action monitored and influenced by sadistic scientists.
I wish for a long, problem free life.
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Post by shegodemona on Apr 10, 2009 23:23:22 GMT -5
haha that is perfect.
You too are monitored by scientists, who are doing a study on whether or not boredom can kill.
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