Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 2:29:00 GMT -5
All ye scalawags wanna join me crew? Well go on then, ask me anythin' yer heart desires.
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Post by Pooky on Oct 4, 2008 2:29:50 GMT -5
MAO MAO when do we set sail mao?
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
Posts: 16
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 2:31:01 GMT -5
When the rest of me crew joins us, Pooky!
If they be not cowards, o'course!
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 4, 2008 2:35:06 GMT -5
I'M NOT. SIGN ME UP!
i want to ride Big Black Dick....s SHIP!
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 2:36:31 GMT -5
I'M NOT. SIGN ME UP! i want to ride Big Black Dick....s SHIP! A WOMAN ON THE SEVEN SEAS You make me laugh, ye wench. We could use a man like you on this here ship.
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 4, 2008 2:37:12 GMT -5
I'LL ALSO BRING THE BIG CITY SLIDER PAN, AND PREPARE LOTS OF ORIGINAL BILLY-BURGERS FOR THE CREW! NOW I CAN'T SAY NO!
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 2:37:40 GMT -5
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE! A CLEAN SHIP IS A GOOD SHIP, SO I'LL BRING LOTS OF OXY-CLEAN AND ORANGE-GLO FOR OUR VOYAGE! I'LL ALSO BRING THE BIG CITY SLIDER PAN, AND PREPARE LOTS OF ORIGINAL BILLY-BURGERS FOR THE CREW! CALL NOW! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! I have no damned phone, ye scalawag! Me primary communication comes from messages inserted into bottles and set upon the seven seas! Can I reach you that way?
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
Posts: 16
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 2:38:11 GMT -5
I'LL ALSO BRING THE BIG CITY SLIDER PAN, AND PREPARE LOTS OF ORIGINAL BILLY-BURGERS FOR THE CREW! NOW I CAN'T SAY NO! No one ever says no to Big Black Dick, mateys!
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
Posts: 16
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 3:02:41 GMT -5
Ay, Mister Mays, I shall try to ignore ye catchphrase! I, after all, have a few of me own!
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Post by Pooky on Oct 4, 2008 3:19:40 GMT -5
i myself cant use phones either mao
i cannot work the buttons :C my paws are too big
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The Joker
Pink Sloth
Why so serious?
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Post by The Joker on Oct 4, 2008 3:20:32 GMT -5
Evening, ...Dick
I'm wondering if you wouldn't mind me offering my services for your crew. I feel like getting away from Gotham for a while and seeing where else I can spread my ...influence.
Plus, I think I can safely say that I have plenty of knifes in case some crew finds themselves short. I always say, guns are to quick...
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 3:22:05 GMT -5
If ye want, I shall translate yer every word and place it in a message in a bottle, cat. It shall travel forty days and forty nights before it reaches its destination, yet it be the only way of communication when ye be in the seven seas.
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
Posts: 16
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 3:25:15 GMT -5
Evening, ...Dick I'm wondering if you wouldn't mind me offering my services for your crew. I feel like getting away from Gotham for a while and seeing where else I can spread my ...influence. Plus, I think I can safely say that I have plenty of knifes in case some crew finds themselves short. I always say, guns are to quick... Mister Joker, I, Big Black Dick, would be honored to have ye on me ship, The Vicious Mermaid! Yer skills shall be most-welcomed.
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
Posts: 16
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 4, 2008 16:36:50 GMT -5
Arrr, Mister Mays!
I be a handsome figure o' a man. Those who know me most know how much o' a man I truly am, as I possess certain physical attributes unparallelled by all landlubbers!
Dick is huge, my friend. He be needin' many o' these Billy-Burgers to satisfy his hunger every day. A big man such as meself has quite an appetite, and I'd rather not resort to eatin' the cat!
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
Posts: 16
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 5, 2008 0:32:33 GMT -5
Ahoy Mister Mays!
Will ye be bringin' a grill? We don't have one asea.
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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Oct 5, 2008 1:18:22 GMT -5
So is it true that you make some killer Hot Wing Sauce? I love me some spicy food =]
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 5, 2008 1:20:25 GMT -5
Arrr, that be true, Mister Funkyfist! You'll suck the meat right off the bone!
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Post by shannonzolo on Oct 5, 2008 16:15:49 GMT -5
i always wanted to be a pirate
may i board this ship captain?
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Post by ItzAlwaysMelaBee on Oct 5, 2008 17:11:45 GMT -5
Ahoy there Capitan'... how art thou? My name is Melie...
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Big Black Dick
Pink Sloth
Richard Le Noir
Prepare to be boarded!
Posts: 16
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Post by Big Black Dick on Oct 5, 2008 18:45:11 GMT -5
i always wanted to be a pirate may i board this ship captain? Ye aren't a fan of Mister Billy Mays, Ms. Zolo. Tell me why ye should be a friend o' mine?
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