Fusion Fox
Pink Sloth
READ THIS POST IN A MUMBLING BRITISH ACCENT
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
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Post by Fusion Fox on Oct 8, 2008 22:31:03 GMT -5
LOLOL
I <3 you =]
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 8, 2008 22:32:45 GMT -5
So I says to her, I says: B*tch where's my money And she's all LOL SRY I gave it to someone else So I says You did WHAT? So then her aw, shucks BOYFRIEND comes over Hey guyz what's the problem I'll tell you what the problem is... your drunk-ass girlfriend gave away my money. Gave it to her to hold on to while I went to take a - but when I came back... NOTHING Babe, what'd you do with the man's money? I BOUGHT U A BEER That's very nice of you. Yes? Aren't you going to DO something? You want a beer too? So I walks away. That man scares the sh*t out of me and I didn't really want to get involved with anything. Bartender, could I get a drink? I can has ID plz? I've literally been coming to this bar every night for the past five years. And ignoring how incredibly sad that sounds, I fail to see why I need to produce an ID. LOL SRY ONLY IDS NOW GTFO Maybe I don't WANT to leave! AY FUNKY What seems to be the problem here? GUY HAS NO ID I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... I'd rather not go alert the bouncers. ...there are bouncers here? What is this, a nightclub? Well then. Leaving? NEVAR Security! Okay, buddy, time to go. NO! So I punch him in the face NO HE DIDUNT It's time for change. In this bar. So he throws me out of the bar. YES I CAN *sigh* What do YOU want? You look sad. I've been going to a gay bar for the last five years and didn't even know it. Of COURSE I'm sad. I want you inside me. Did you just say...? ...o, this is awkward Yeah, I'm gonna go now. :'[ So I start walking home. I take a shortcut through an alley. Oh... hello, kitty. *rubs cat's belly* mao I love you mao C: ...I... I LOVE YOU TOO MAO So we went back to his place. mao you can meet my parents mao Well, ok. ... HAI MOM AND DAD BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE :'[ But I like it And that's how I married Pooky. YEAH IT'S THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST That was so epic it needs to be on this page too LOLOL Teh Pooky part was so cute C: Pooky was so intense
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 8, 2008 22:59:59 GMT -5
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Post by YFWE on Oct 8, 2008 23:03:06 GMT -5
Oh, Yeti, ilu <3333
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 8, 2008 23:03:48 GMT -5
That story made me go
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Fusion Fox
Pink Sloth
READ THIS POST IN A MUMBLING BRITISH ACCENT
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
Posts: 4
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Post by Fusion Fox on Oct 8, 2008 23:09:58 GMT -5
^__________^ <3 OH GOD ITS GOING TO EAT ME
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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Oct 8, 2008 23:10:27 GMT -5
=3
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 8, 2008 23:10:42 GMT -5
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Fusion Fox
Pink Sloth
READ THIS POST IN A MUMBLING BRITISH ACCENT
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
Posts: 4
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Post by Fusion Fox on Oct 8, 2008 23:12:08 GMT -5
OH LAWD That is my dream C8
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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Oct 8, 2008 23:13:18 GMT -5
Taste like tacos!
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 8, 2008 23:13:49 GMT -5
GET IN THE CHAT
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 8, 2008 23:21:19 GMT -5
Pfft. Illinois nazis> < I hate Illinois nazis
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 8, 2008 23:22:59 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 8, 2008 23:24:23 GMT -5
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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Oct 8, 2008 23:28:58 GMT -5
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Post by Lord FunkyHoof on Oct 8, 2008 23:32:09 GMT -5
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Fusion Fox
Pink Sloth
READ THIS POST IN A MUMBLING BRITISH ACCENT
Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
Posts: 4
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Post by Fusion Fox on Oct 8, 2008 23:33:27 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 8, 2008 23:33:50 GMT -5
Now I can make the proper reaction....
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Post by The Yetimonster on Oct 8, 2008 23:37:18 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Oct 8, 2008 23:41:59 GMT -5
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