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Post by Dippy on Oct 20, 2008 16:53:54 GMT -5
Hmm... *examines Doom* *pulls out a clipboard and begins writing* hmmmm...
Victor von Doom feels he is ugly, but what's really depressing is that he thinks that suit makes him look any better. Although he's a genius, almost all powerful, and runs his own planet, he spends most of his life trying to kill four pitiful little human freaks, in a rather pathetic and futile search for purpose and respect. Because he looks so hideous, he delves into knowledge and power, knowing that he will never know any kind of love, but what's most depressing of all is that his faults and downfalls only isolate him from the rest of the world, but these few things he excels at only aid in his perpetual isolation. He is doomed to a life of loneliness, sorrow, pain, and misery.
That'll be $65. For that quack-mumbo jumbo? Doom's a megalomaniac. That's all there is to it. If you don't know what megalomania is, look it up. And awesome as he is, Doom does not rule an entire planet.
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 16:55:25 GMT -5
And when you started your relationship? Not underage by galactic laws. The rules of his country are the only ones that matter.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 20, 2008 16:56:12 GMT -5
*shakes head sadly and writes* He doesn't even rule a planet...
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 16:59:21 GMT -5
... uhuh. You keep thinking that, big boy. I could have your head for speaking to me in such a manner.
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Post by LS on Oct 20, 2008 17:03:44 GMT -5
She's currently on the run from a 14 year old. -.- Ooh, pity. I was going to convince you to personally 'talk' to Bianca. ... uhuh. You keep thinking that, big boy. I could have your head for speaking to me in such a manner. Oh please. Know how many times I've heard that? I'll give you a hint, we're talking more than quadruple digits.
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Post by Dippy on Oct 20, 2008 17:11:28 GMT -5
*shakes head sadly and writes* He doesn't even rule a planet... He did rule an alternate version of earth for a while though, but he came back here, mainly because he missed Latveria. He actually spends a lot of time ruling there quite happily.
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 17:13:44 GMT -5
Oh please. Know how many times I've heard that? I'll give you a hint, we're talking more than quadruple digits. *grabs her throat, lifting her off the ground* I had no trouble snapping the neck of my former prime minister. What makes you think I wouldn't do the same to you?
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Post by Warmonga on Oct 20, 2008 17:16:33 GMT -5
Not underage by galactic laws. The rules of his country are the only ones that matter. Untrue, as proved by Slyreth v the confederation of Yosgoth. Intergalactic law supercedes law of the land unless the defendant is from said planet.
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Post by LS on Oct 20, 2008 17:21:30 GMT -5
Oh please. Know how many times I've heard that? I'll give you a hint, we're talking more than quadruple digits. *grabs her throat, lifting her off the ground* *Forces a finger under his hand, creating a small gap* Do you mind? Rather hard to breathe with you doing that. When did I say I thought that?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 20, 2008 17:22:18 GMT -5
*shakes head sadly and writes* He doesn't even rule a planet... He did rule an alternate version of earth for a while though, but he came back here, mainly because he missed Latveria. He actually spends a lot of time ruling there quite happily. How tragic, to be forced to choose between your otherwise completely unattainable dream, and your home, which brings you happiness even though it's the site of your perpetual isolation and misery. It's like being forced to decide which of your two children will live to see kindergarten. Tragic, tragic... *writes*
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 17:25:53 GMT -5
*grabs her throat, lifting her off the ground* *Forces a finger under his hand, creating a small gap* Do you mind? Rather hard to breathe with you doing that. When did I say I thought that?If you wish me to let you live you would be wise to act more politely,
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 17:27:08 GMT -5
He did rule an alternate version of earth for a while though, but he came back here, mainly because he missed Latveria. He actually spends a lot of time ruling there quite happily. How tragic, to be forced to choose between your otherwise completely unattainable dream, and your home, which brings you happiness even though it's the site of your perpetual isolation and misery. It's like being forced to decide which of your two children will live to see kindergarten. Tragic, tragic... *writes*And you are?
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Post by LS on Oct 20, 2008 17:30:16 GMT -5
He did rule an alternate version of earth for a while though, but he came back here, mainly because he missed Latveria. He actually spends a lot of time ruling there quite happily. How tragic, to be forced to choose between your otherwise completely unattainable dream, and your home, which brings you happiness even though it's the site of your perpetual isolation and misery. It's like being forced to decide which of your two children will live to see kindergarten. Tragic, tragic... *writes* You look like you're having fun there. Sadist? *Forces a finger under his hand, creating a small gap* Do you mind? Rather hard to breathe with you doing that. When did I say I thought that? If you wish me to let you live you would be wise to act more politely, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit the macho act already, and put me down.
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 17:32:21 GMT -5
The rules of his country are the only ones that matter. Untrue, as proved by Slyreth v the confederation of Yosgoth. Intergalactic law supercedes law of the land unless the defendant is from said planet. The defendant here being the boy.
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 17:33:25 GMT -5
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit the macho act already, and put me down. *squeezes harder around her throat*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 20, 2008 17:34:33 GMT -5
How tragic, to be forced to choose between your otherwise completely unattainable dream, and your home, which brings you happiness even though it's the site of your perpetual isolation and misery. It's like being forced to decide which of your two children will live to see kindergarten. Tragic, tragic... *writes* And you are? Dr. Penelope Spectra, psychologist. How tragic, to be forced to choose between your otherwise completely unattainable dream, and your home, which brings you happiness even though it's the site of your perpetual isolation and misery. It's like being forced to decide which of your two children will live to see kindergarten. Tragic, tragic... *writes* You look like you're having fun there. Sadist? It only seems like i'm a sadist, but in reality, all I do is inform my tortured clients of the neverending pain and torment of going through an unforgiving world trying to live a life of as little failure and sorrow as possible, but always, always failing, failing at the one single thing they wanted out of life. Tragic, tragic... *writes*
$35 from you.
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Post by LS on Oct 20, 2008 17:37:37 GMT -5
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit the macho act already, and put me down. *squeezes harder around her throat* *Keeps finger in place, the gap getting smaller as he does* Do you mind? You look like you're having fun there. Sadist? It only seems like i'm a sadist, but in reality, all I do is inform my tortured clients of the neverending pain and torment of going through an unforgiving world trying to live a life of as little failure and sorrow as possible, but always, always failing, failing at the one single thing they wanted out of life. Tragic, tragic... *writes*
$35 from you. ... I've just met you, but I can safely say one thing. I like you.
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 17:39:32 GMT -5
Dr. Penelope Spectra, psychologist. Know this, Dr. Spectra, that this is the day you sealed your fate.
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Post by Doctor Doom on Oct 20, 2008 17:40:58 GMT -5
*squeezes harder around her throat* *Keeps finger in place, the gap getting smaller as he does* Do you mind?*keeps squeezing, now closing the gap*
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Post by LS on Oct 20, 2008 18:00:25 GMT -5
*Folds arms across chest, eyes closed, chest rising and falling slowly*
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